Disclaimer: i do not own Pirates of the Caribbean or Jack Sparrow
A/N: omg! i havn't updated in ages! i've just been so busy with school and stuff... well anyways i'd like to thank Serra again 4 helping me again and i'd also like to remind her to write a chapter of her own story soon XD (her penname is jubil, so read her story! its so much better than mine XD)
Jack and Justine stood next to each other in the centre of the deck looking
around for a new victim. They soon saw Shay up the top of the steps,
steering the ship.
"Let's go for her!" Jack whispered before doing a commando roll towards the
steps and crawling up them.
"Oooo, I wanna do that!" Justine said excitedly before making a very bad
attempt which caused her to land on her butt.
Jack reached the top of the stairs, stood up and wobbled over to where Shay
was steering.
When he got to her she turned to face him.
"Ye know what a funny word is?" Jack asked, giggling like a child.
She stared at him with no reply.
"Fingers!" Jack burst into laughter "Just imagine fingers… the places they
can go!"
Shay began laughing as Justine marched up to them.
"You know what else a funny word is?" Justine asked Jack and Shay "SHIZNAT!"
Shay stopped laughing and gave Justine a weird stare.
"Shiz-nat!" Justine repeated giggling "I love saying that! Shiznat shiznat
shiznat shiznat!"
"Shiznat!" Jack said.
"Shiznat!" Justine replyed.
"SHIZNAT!"
"SHIZNAT!"
"Shut up!" Shay groaned.
Jack started to giggle.
"Hey Captain Justine..." Jack said suggestively "Wanna be the shiz to my
nat?" Jack wiggled is eyebrows.
This made Justine laugh even harder as Shay got even more frustrated.
"ENOUGH!" Shay screamed
Jack and Justine stopped and blankly looked at Shay.
"Can you two take over, I'm getting sick of doing this" Shay said, pointing
to the steering wheel in front of her.
"No" Justine said, shaking her head.
"Why not?" Shay asked.
"Cause" Justine started "We're the pirates who don't so anything!"
Emma, Shira, Danielle and Bambi all jump out from nowhere.
Emma: Arrr
Shira: arrrr
Danielle: arrrr
Bambi: arrrrrrrrrr
(Shay's eyes widened in a mixture of shock and surprise)
Everyone (except Shay):
we are the pirates we don't do anything
we just stay at home, and lie around
and if you ask us, to do anything
we'll just tell you, we don't do anything
Jack:
well I've never been to Greenland
and I've never been to Denver
and I've never buried treasure in ST Louie or ST Paul
and I've never been to Moscow
and I've never been to Tampa
and I've never been to Boston in the fall
Everyone (except Shay):
we are the pirates we don't do anything
we just stay at home, and lie around
and if you ask us, to do anything
we'll just tell you, we don't do anything
Justine:
and I've never hoist the main sail
and I've never swabbed the poop deck
and I've never veered starboard, cause I've never sailed at all
and I've never walked the gang plank
and I've never owned a parrot.
and I've never been to Boston in the fall
Everyone (except Shay):
we are the pirates we don't do anything
we just stay at home, and lie around
and if you ask us, to do anything
we'll just tell you, we don't do anything
BelowDeck
"What is that singing?" Sarah asked Sait.
"It sounds like they've gotten into another song…" Sait said shaking her
head in disbelief. Celeste sat looking confusedly between Sait and Sarah.
"Oh I want to join in!" Sarah squealed jumping on the spot.
Sarah:
I've never plucked a rooster
and I am not too good at ping-pong
and I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall
and I've never kissed a chipmunk,
and I've never gotten head lice
and I have never been to Boston in the fall
BackOnDeck
Everyone (except Shay):
we don't know what he did
but we're down with captain kidd
we don't wake up before lunch
but we all eat captain crunch
we don't smoke, we don't chew
we watch captain kangaroo
OnRedDragon
"Wait!" Serra said stopping suddenly "...I feel a song coming on!"
Serra (in true ballad style):
and I've never licked a spark-plug
and I've never sniffed a stink bug
and I've never painted Daisies on a big red rubber ball
and I've never bathed in yogurt
and I don't look good in leggings
Tamara and Shiznat:
and I've never been to Boston in the fall
Tamara, Serra and Shiznat:
we are the pirates who don't do anything
we just stay at home, and lie around
and if you ask us, to do anything
we'll just tell you, we don't do anything
BackOnSilverOre
Everyone (except Shay):
we are the pirates we don't do anything
we just stay at home, and lie around
and if you ask us, to do anything
we'll just tell you, we don't do anything
Emma, Shira, Danielle and Bambi all return to what it was they were doing
before the song started…
"Sorry" Justine said shrugging, before grabbing Jack's arm and running down
the stairs.
(Below Deck)
"So anyway, where were we?" Sait asked.
"Well Celeste just screamed and said I have boobies!" Sarah replied.
"Oh right" Sait said before turning to Celeste "Now what the hell?"
"Why in heck do I have boobs?" Celeste yelled in a deep voice. A deep, male voice.
"Cause ye put them there ye bum!" Sarah yelled back.
"What? When?" Celeste said beginning to panic "I don't remember doing that!"
"Ye must have hit ye head pretty damn hard" Sait said.
"I don't get it" Sarah started "Ye remember us, right? But ye don't remember
anything that's happened?"
Celeste nodded and said still in a deep voice "Your Sarah, your the slave,
and Sait, your the killer"
"Well gee thanks" Sarah said "but I'm not one of the slaves anymore"
Sait made a coughing noise that sounded a bit like 'bullshit'.
"So anyway Celeste" Sarah started ignoring Sait but was cut off by Celeste.
"Celeste?" she asked "Who's Celeste?"
"Err…" Sait gave Celeste a weird look "You are?"
"No I'm not" Celeste replied "My name is Scott"
Sarah and Sait stared at Celeste for a moment.
"Oh boy…" Sarah said shaking her head in disbelief.
"I don't get why I'm in a dress, why my hair is so long and why the heck do
I have boobs!" Scott said loudly.
"Well" Sarah started "Ye kinda a woman..."
Scott stared at her like she was about to burst out laughing and say 'fooled
ya!'
"Your gay!" Sait told him.
"No I'm not!" Scott said "If I were gay would I do this…"
Scott grabbed Sait's arse which just made her angry and punch him in the
face.
"What the heck? Don't you like guys touching ye?" Scott asked Sait, while
rubbing his cheek.
"NO!" Sait yelled angrily.
"So your gay then?" Scott asked.
"NO!" Sait yelled even louder.
"But ye just said-" Scott started.
"I'M NOT GAY!" Sait screamed.
"Well okay, but just so ye know…" Scott started.
Scott:
If you were gay,
That'd be okay,
I mean 'cause, hey,
I'd like you anyway.
Because you see,
If it were me,
I would feel free,
To say that I was gay,
But I'm not gay.
"Oh my god!" Sait said frustrated "Shut up!"
Sarah, who was enjoying the song, decided to join in.
Sarah:
If you were queer,
I'd still be here,
Year after year,
Because you're dear to me,
And I know that you,
Would accept me too,
If I told you today
"Hey, guess what, I'm gay!"
But I'm not gay.
Sait tried to throw a punch at Scott but was held back by Sarah.
Scott:
I'm happy just being with you,
So what does it matter to me
What you do in bed with girls!
"Eww that's so wrong!" Sait squealed.
Sarah:
If you were gay,
I'd shout horay!
And here I'd stay,
But I wouldn't get in your way
Scott:
You can count on me,
To always be
Beside you everyday,
To tell you it's okay,
You were just born that way,
And as they say,
It's in your DNA,
You're gay
"But I'm not gay!" Sait yelled at the two.
Sarah and Scott:
If you were gay!
Sait, who had enough of this torment, screamed at the top of her lungs in a
surprisingly high voice before storming off.
"Uh ha… well Scott, lets get you looking like a man then" Sarah said before
helping Scott up and leading him to the cabins to find some men's clothes.
A/N: please review