Nice: Hi everyone! This chapter was requested by Nego Argentae Dragotea from my contest on deviantart. That means that there are only nine more slots left for anyone who wants me to write them a story or a chapter about their favorite GX character/s.
Warning: Maybe some hints of shonen-ai if you look at it that way.
Key:
Atticus Talking
Zane Talking
Disclaimer: I don't own anything.
On with the fic!
Chapter 4: The Horror of Eavesdropping
Alexis walked down the long hallway of the boys Obelisk Blue dorm to Zane's room. He had sent a message to her PDA saying that he and Atticus had a big surprise for her.
'I wonder what it is. I mean, Zane isn't really big on surprises so I bet this has to be Atticus's doing,' she thought as she neared Zane's room.
Alexis had approached the door when she heard talking inside and a loud thump. 'What are they doing in there?' she thought as she put ear to the door and listened.
"Aww! C'mon Zane! It will be fun!"
"I said no. It's weird and it looks painful."
"Sure it's painful if you don't stretch first, but after that it's really pleasurable."
Alexis frowned. 'What is going on in there?'
"I don't know…"
"Here. Let me show you. Sit down and spread your legs."
"WHAT?!"
'What!' Alexis caught herself before she screamed that word out loud.
"I didn't stutter. Now spread 'em."
"…Fine."
A rustling was heard.
"Now lift your legs up to your chest."
"Like this?"
"Yeah. That's good."
"Okay, now what?"
"Now here comes the hard part."
"You mean?"
"Yes that."
"Oh."
"Zane, are you blushing?"
"I've never done this before, okay?"
"Here. Let me help you."
"Atticus…I-It won't hurt. Will it?"
"Maybe a little. I'll do it real slow. And if you want me to, I'll stop."
Alexis's face blanched. 'A-are they doing what I think they are doing?' she thought. 'I don't think I should listen anymore.' But she couldn't pull away.
A grunting was heard through the door. 'Ahh, it stings."
"Do you want me to stop?"
"No. Keep going."
"Okay. Man, this hard! Stop tensing up! It will only hurt you!"
"Fine. I'll relax."
More grunting was heard. Then a sigh.
"See? Now was that so hard?"
"No. It actually feels good. A little uncomfortable, yes. But good.
"Want to try a new position before my sister gets here?"
"Sure!"
'A new position!?' thought Alexis. She couldn't take it anymore. She covered her eyes and forced the door open. "STOP!" she cried out.
Zane's eyes widened. "Alexis?"
"How long have you've been out there?" asked Atticus from his position on the floor.
"Long enough! I can't believe you two would do something like that in the daylight hours!" she cried, her eyes still closed tightly.
"Alexis, what are you talking about? And why do you have your eyes closed?" asked Zane.
"You know exactly what I'm talking about! And I don't want to see your indecency!"
"My what? Alexis, did you take your medicine today?"
Then it finally dawned on Atticus what his sister was thinking. He chuckled to himself before he said, "Lex, open your eyes."
"No!"
"Alexis open your eyes and look at me and Zane now!"
Alexis slowly opened her eyes to reveal a fully clothed Zane and Atticus. They were both wearing work out clothes. But what really shocked her was that Zane looked like a pretzel. "W-what is going on and why is Zane like that!?"
"It's called yoga, dear sister. I was teaching Zane a position that looses up the muscles."
"Yeah. We were going to show you how to do some moves as well when you got here," said Zane as he untwisted himself.
"So you guys weren't…"
"Nope. You just have a dirty mind," said Atticus with a grin.
"Will someone please tell me what we weren't doing?" demanded Zane.
Atticus let out a laugh put an arm around Zane and patted his head. "Don't worry you pretty little virgin head about it, my friend. We'll do what my sister thought we were doing later," he said with a smirk.
"Atticus! That is not funny!"
To be cont.
N: I bet you all had some dirty thoughts going on in your head while you read this, didn't you? And poor Zane, he all confuzzled about this. And now that this is over, I can work on my NGE/YGO GX fic. R&R people!