Sirius: EI EIPY EI EI!!

Everyone else: WTF?!

James: Sirius, did you have sugar again?

Sirius: SUGAR! WHERE?!

Everyone else: NO!!!

Remus: YOU ATE MY SECRET CHOCOLATE SUPPLY!!!!

Sirius: No…..I had sherbet!

Me: I don't own the evil little buggers…….thankfully

Hermione, Ginny & Lily: You don't love us anymore? -tears fill their eyes-

Me: I thank my reviewers, on with the story! -looks at evil death glares from characters and runs-

James was on Cloud 9, Lily had said yes.

"You know, now all we gotta do is hook Moony boy here up with Ginny," James said, practically skipping toward the Great Hall for lunch, wanting to see Lily.

"Yeah, but how, Prongsie?" Sirius asked, keeping up with James' speed, desperate to see his Hermione.

"Look, you guys don't even know she likes me, so just leave it, it'll be fine, we can go as friends, considering you guys are going on dates," Remus groaned, his friends Cloud 9 attitudes getting on his nerves.

"Yeah, but if you come, we can, like totally, triple date!" Sirius said in a girly voice, one hand on hip and the other hand doing extravagant gestures.

"Oh my god, I'm going on a date with a trannie," came a disgusted voice from behind, the boys whipped round, the girls they were dying to see were there, along with Ginny.

Sirius rubbed the back of his neck and laughed slowly, "um, well you see, Moony's all upset, 'cause there's this girl he likes and he doesn't think she likes him."

Lily and Hermione glanced at Ginny, she looked impassive.

"Well who would like him, he's a stinking blood traitor," a slimy voice said behind the boys (Three guesses who it is).

"Why don't you bugger off, Malfoy?" James said coldly to the blonde haired idiot as the Marauders called him, "we weren't talking to you."

"You weren't exactly talking either were you , Potter?" Lucius Malfoy sneered, as his cronies sniggered, among them were Severus Snape, "you were to busy drooling over the Mudblood."

The Marauders pulled out their wands, but the girls put their hands on their arms.

"Leave it," the three girls whispered, then Hermione added, "he's not worth it, he's going to be licking Voldie's shoes clean soon anyway, eh Malfoy?"

Malfoy's face contorted with rage, "why don't you keep your mouth, you don't know the first thing about the Dark Lord."

"Last time I checked only Voldemort's followers called him the Dark Lord," Hermione replied coolly, "I bet you're what I am, muggle-born, half-blood, pureblood, I mean you can't insult me till you find out, right?"

"I'm going to guess, from your insolence, you're a Mudblood, just like Evans," Snape said, stepping next to Malfoy, "am I right?"

"We're not a Mudbloods, we're a muggle-borns," Ginny cut in.

"Same thing," Malfoy smirked, "though, you are pretty enough to be a pureblood, maybe I'll over look it, this one time," he said, his eyes travelling over her body.

Ginny put a finger to her lip and pretended to think, while Remus was trying to kill Malfoy, "you know," Ginny said, walking up to Malfoy, her hips swaying, then she reached him and leaned over to whisper in his ear, "why don't you go to hell?" she hissed vehemently then kneed him straight in the groin.

"OOOOOHHHH, MALFOY GOT HIS BALLS KICKED!!!!" Sirius screamed as a large group of girls exited the Great Hall, causing them to burst out laughing, while the Hermione and the boys congratulated Ginny and Lily said at a groaning Malfoy rolling on the floor.

"I can't believe you did that!" Lily yelped.

"We'll get you for this, Mudblood!" Snape yelled, as Crabbe and Goyle.Sr helped Malfoy up.

"Wow, I'm so scared!" Ginny said sarcastically, pretending to shake, "now that unpleasant ordeal is over, let's go and get lunch, I'm starving!"

The others laughed and followed her to the Great Hall, "you know, to celebrate, I think we need Honeydukes sherbet!"

"NO!" James and Remus screamed together.

"Why can't he have sherbet?" Hermione asked, watching Sirius as he stared into space, a dreamy expression on his face, "apart from the fact we can't get any obviously."

"Well you'd be surprised," James grinned, "but that's not the story right now, it's just, the last time Sirius had sherbet, he had a…." James paused for dramatic effect, then whispered hoarsely, "a sugar high."

Remus nodded mournfully while Sirius daydreamed of sherbet, "it was horrible, he never stopped singing ei eippy ei ei." (Look at beginning)

The girls gasped, "no."

"Yes, then he streaked across the grounds, with Mcgonagall chasing him, begging him to put on clothes, most of the poor girls were in tears," James said, wiping away a fake tear.

The girls, well, the girls were doubled over with laughter, "that was Sirius?" Lily choked out, tears of laughter running down her face.

Remus and James looked offended, "hey, we were responsible for him, and our little baby had detention for two months," James snapped, holding up two fingers for emphasis, "TWO MONTHS!!!"

Remus now had his face in his hands pretending to sob and Sirius was now murmuring, "sherbet, sherbet, SHERBET!!" under his breath.

"Ok, ok, no sherbet," Hermione said, glancing at Sirius from the corner of her eye, "how about jelly worms?"

"Yeah that's fine," Remus said, shrugging, "we'll just go get them, meet you in the Great Hall in about fifteen minutes."

Hermione shrugged and motioned for the girls to go to the Great Hall, "see you guys later and can you get me some rainbow sweets?"

"Sure!" James shouted back, "Moony, help me move Sirius, I think he thinks the wall is made of sherbet, he's licking it."

The girls looked back at this comment, it was true, Sirius Black, man of supposed elegance, was licking the wall, now screaming, "SHERBET!! NO GIVE ME BACK THE SHERBET!!!"

They back away slowly, then turned and ran into the Great Hall, "never let Sirius near sherbet, agreed?" Lily panted, sliding into a seat, the others following suit.

"Agreed," the other two said in unison.

"They better remember my rainbow sweets," Hermione mumbled, putting some grapes on her plate. (AN: Hey that rhymes!)

Fifteen Minutes later

"I can't believe Padfoot nearly bought all the sherbet!" James muttered, glancing sideways at the said boy who was hugging jelly worms.

"I can, he's obsessed, remember to tell the girls to never buy him sherbet," Remus said back, absently eating a chocolate frog, "you remembered Mione's rainbow sweets, right?"

James nodded, "yeah, I gave them to Padfoot, considering their Mione's."

Remus nodded, "right o-WHAT?!"

James paled, "oh crap, Padfoot, where are the rainbow sweets?"

"Wha-?" he asked, giving them an innocent smile, his teeth were flashing different colours, the colours of the rainbow.

"PADFOOT YOU ATE THE RAINBOW SWEETS!!" James screamed, then turned around as they realised they were at the doors of the Great Hall, and the doors were open, and Hermione heard every single word.

"So?" Sirius giggled childishly, "you gave them to me and I thought they were mine!"

"THEY WERE HERMIONE'S!" Remus screamed, panicking, they didn't know what Hermione was like when someone ate her sweets, if she was anything like Lily, this was bad.

"No! I'm sorry Hermione, James gave them to me!" Sirius said, running toward Hermione, "I'm really sorry, I didn't know!"

Hermione nodded and smiled, "you ate sherbet didn't you?" she said sweetly, her teeth bared in a grin, everyone but Sirius was running for the door, it was a scary image.

"Yep, it tasted really good!"

"So, why did you eat my rainbow sweets?" Hermione asked still in that sweet voice, while the others were seeking refuge under the Hufflepuff table.

"I thought they mine," he said, pointing to James who was looking warily at Hermione, "he gave them to me, he didn't tell me they were yours!"

"Ok, I forgive you," Hermione smiled, but then she turned to look at James, her face set in angelic mode, "James, dear, will you come here second please?"

James started to shake his head, but everyone pushed him forwards, "y-y-yes Hermione?" he stammered, handing all his sweets to Lily, "and those aren't yours, Lily."

"Why did you give my sweets to a sugar craving lunatic?" Hermione asked.

"I thought he knew they were yours," James said, shrinking back.

"Alright, everyone's forgiven," Hermione grinned, "I love freaking you guys out, it's hilarious!"

Everyone looked at her, eyebrows raised, "you did that to freak us out?" Remus asked, looking at her in disbelief while the girls rolled around with laughter, "you planned this didn't you?"

Hermione nodded, still grinning, "Yep, we knew you'd give the sweets to Sirius to give to me (I was going to pay you for them just so you know) and that he'd eat them, so I thought it'd be funny to freak you out."

"You're evil!" James exclaimed, "you could taint my Lily flower!"

"It was 'Lily flower's' idea, James," Ginny laughed, "she's already tainted!"

The boys huffed (except Sirius who was still hugging that bag of jelly worms), "you all are evil!"

"Thank you!" the three girls said cheerfully, then started giggling.

"Hey, Sirius," Hermione said.

"Yes, Mione?" he asked, rocking the jelly worms back and forth like it was a baby.

"Can I have a jelly worm?"

"Sure," he said and handed an extra long one over.

"How come WE weren't allowed one?" Remus asked indignantly, pointing at James and himself, "WE'RE your best friends."

"Yeah, but I'm taking Hermione to Hogsmeade, gotta give her what she wants or she might not go with me!"

The other two boys shrugged and started eating the sweets, let's just say it was a very entertaining lunch!

AN: That was a random chapter, I hope you enjoyed, once again thanks to my reviewers!!