Nice: Hi everyone! This chapter of Friends Forever Right? is a birthday present to Kaisre. So happy 13th birthday Kaisre! Here's a special Kaiser-centric chapter just for you! Also, if you've read my other story Atticus Rhodes: Diary of a Dueling Surfing Boy you will get some of the things in this chapter.

Warning: Random silliness and violence.

Disclaimer: I don't own anything!

On with the fic!

Zane's Twisted Nerve

Zane was laying flat on his bed staring at the ceiling with a calculating gaze. The rising full moon was shining gently in his window as it and a small lamp on his nightstand cast shadows around the room. A frown appeared on his face as he groaned and pulled his pillow over his face.

"Argh! I can't believe this still happening to me!" he cried to no one, "I thought I was over this problem of mine months ago!" He threw the pillow across the room in a rage. "This is getting really stupid. Maybe I should just tell the others my problem is back so they can prepare themselves or at least tie me down to the bed." He thought about that for a second before shaking it off. 'No!' he thought, 'I can't worry them! Anyways, it probably won't even happen tonight.' And with renewed optimism, Zane rose from the bed and began to get ready to go to sleep.

Meanwhile

Atticus began double bolting his window and making sure no one could come in. 'There! I don't need a repeat of what happened my first year. I don't think I'll be that lucky this time,' he thought as he stuffed a pepper spray can underneath his pillow. He did a sweep across his bedroom making sure that there was nothing out of the ordinary before nodding his head in approval and turning off his light.

Later (note: it is best to listen to the song Twisted Nerve when reading this part!)

The clock in the Obelisk Blue dorms struck 12 and Zane's eyes snapped open. His eyes were blank for a second until his face twisted into an evil smirk as he rose from his bed, got dressed, walked to his door and opened it.

He walked like a zombie up the hallway and down the stairs, the evil smirk still plastered on his face. He went into the main kitchen of the Blue Dorms and opened one the lower cabinets and pulled something out of it. Then he walked out of the kitchen and back upstairs.

While he was walking back he passed Dr. Crowler, who was doing patrols around the dorm. When Zane passed him he stopped and looked back at him with a shocked/scared look on his face. Zane ignored Crowler and kept walking to his destination.

Meanwhile, in Atticus's room, the aforementioned boy was fast asleep and snoring loudly. Just then his door unlocked and slowly opened and a tall shadow fell on Atticus's sleeping body.

The light from the open door caused Atticus to slowly wake up and see who opened his door. He blinked slowly and squinted to see. The owner of the shadow was reveled to be Zane who had a creepy smile on and unblinking eyes.

"Zane? What are you doing here?" asked the half asleep Atticus. Zane didn't reply and just kept the same look on his face. "Uh, earth to Zane? Hello?" said Atticus. Something shone in the light in the hallway and reflected off Zane's face. Atticus followed the shine to something that Zane was holding in his right hand. Atticus squinted again to see the object. 'What is it?" he thought. Then he saw what it was and gasped.

In Zane's hand was a very, very, VERY HUGE KNIFE. Atticus's eyes bugged out and he tried to scream as Zane approached him with the knife but they only came out choked and strangled. His life was flashing before his eyes as Zane finally stood over him with the knife. He had grabbed the can of spray that was underneath his pillow and was prepared whip it out if he needed to.

Zane just stared at Atticus for a few moments with the creepy grin still on his face and the knife still hovering over Atticus. Finally, Atticus gathered what little courage he had and stammered out, "W-what d-do you w-want, Z-Zane?"

Zane just stared at him some more before saying, "Oh, you're awake now." The he turned around and began to walk out of the room and said, "I screwed up then," before disappearing out the door.

Atticus still had his eyes bugged out as he heard Crowler down the hallway calling out to Zane, "Mr. Truesdale! Is there a reason why you have knife in your hand?!" Then he heard Zane's sleepy reply, "Huh? Why are you in my room Doctor?"

"Your room? Zane, you are in the hallway holding a knife!"

"A knife? Where's the frying pan?"

"Frying pan?!"

"I had a dream that I was going to wake up Atticus with a frying pan. I wonder how this got here?"

"Ahh! Don't swing it over here, Zane! Stop!"

Atticus was still staring at the door and mumbled, "The knife…It's flying. Man, Zane really needs to stop sleep walking…."

The end

N: Yeah, I watch too much Azumanga Daioh and AMV Hell 3. But I hope you like your present Kaisre! R&R people!