I'm sorry I haven't updated in ages, as you know I don't own anything you recognise, as much as I'd like to.

Lily: You never will

Me:…..

Hermione: Rose?

Me:……

Ginny: Are you okay?

Me:……

James: Why aren't you arguing?

Me:-sigh-

Remus: ANSWER US!!

Me:…..

Sirius: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO OUR DEAR SWEET ROSE?!

Me: Wha? Oh sorry I was playing Wii Sports!! WIIIIIII!!!!!! Look, the ball went flying! I AM AWESOME ADMIT IT!!!!! ADMIT IT!!!!!

Everybody: -backs away, fearing for life-

Me: Hey, guys, come back!

"I SWEAR TO GOD BLACK IF YOU DO NOT STOP DOING THAT I WILL RIP OUT YOUR INTESTINES AND HANG YOU WITH THEM!!!!!" screamed the delightful Lily Evans as Sirius Black spat yet another spit ball at her.

"Clam down Lily," Hermione said soothingly, pulling her friend's arm and making her sit back down, "at least wait until after this Saturday before you kill him, I do want my date you know."

Sirius gaped, Hermione walked over to him and shut his mouth, her finger on his chin, "will you quit gaping, you look like a goldfish," she laughed, heading back to her space beside the fire where she was doing her Charms homework with Lily and Ginny.

"You're evil," Sirius muttered, turning to his friends who planning a prank, "we should prank the girls."

James and Remus looked at him as if he were mad, "and have Lily not go on that date with me, I don't think so, Padfoot," James said, shaking his head, "we'll prank the Slytherins, or some of our annoying fan girls."

Sirius nodded, an evil smirk that was very Slytherin like spreading across his face, "we could put dung bombs in their beds!"

"Excellent idea, Padfoot," Remus said, causing Sirius to grin, "but how exactly are we going to get the password to the Slytherin common room?"

Sirius' face fell, then it lit back up again, "one of us could hide under the invisibility cloak, then when a Slytherin goes in, we'll hear the password."

"Or I could tell you," James said, grinning like a mad man, "I am Head Boy, therefore, I know the passwords to all the common rooms!"

Remus and Sirius grinned mischievously, "so what is it?" they asked in unison.

"Love us!" James cried and everyone stared at them, eyebrows raised.

"That sounds familiar," Lily frowned, brushing her dark red hair from her face, "where have I heard that, it was recently….."

"You know I'm sure it's nothing, I mean they usually shout random things, right?" Ginny said, giving Remus a furtive glance that didn't go unnoticed by her two friends.

"Well, yeah," Lily said, choosing to ignore Ginny's glances that she was sending every couple of seconds, "but why 'love us' are they gay? OMG MY DATE TO HOGSMEADE'S GAY!!!!"

Everyone then turned to look at Lily, anime sweat drops appearing on their heads.

James looked incredibly insulted as did Remus and Sirius.

"I AM NOT GAY!!!" James shouted, very red in the face, Lily jumped to her feet.

"YEAH!" shouted Remus and Sirius.

"THEN WHY THE HELL DID YOU SHOUT 'LOVE US' TO THE ENTIRE COMMON ROOM?!" Lily shouted back, "I'm going on a date with a gay guy," she whimpered, collapsing into her chair, Hermione and Ginny crowding round her to comfort her.

"OMG!" Hermione screamed, everyone turned their heads from Lily to Hermione, "THAT MUST MEAN MY DATE'S GAY TOO, NOOOOOOOO!!!"

Once again anime sweat drops appeared, "FOR CHRIST SAKE WE'RE NOT GAY!!!" Sirius screamed.

Hermione whimpered and buried her head in her hands, falling into the chair next to Lily, "date……gay guy….." was heard as she mumbled into her hands.

"WE'RE NOT GAY AND WE'LL PROVE IT!!!!" James cried, looking at Sirius and nodding his head.

Hermione lifted her head, "how are you gonna do that?"

"Like this," Sirius said, walking towards her, he knelt in front of her and kissed her, and this time she kissed back as wolf whistles went throughout the common room, then James did the same to Lily, surprised as he felt her returning the kiss.

"Happy now?" Sirius whispered as he pulled away from Hermione, she nodded, dazed.

Lily and James were still going at it.

Hermione shook her head, and smirked, it was a very evil smirk, "you know Sirius," she said, putting a finger on his chest, "I am now happy that you are no longer gay-"

"I was NEVER gay!!"

"Right, right, but I do have to give you punishment for scaring me like that," by this time James and Lily had stopped kissing and were looking at the two, slightly horrified expressions on their faces, Hermione then added the slightest pressure to her finger and pushed Sirius over, making him land on his butt very, very comically, "okay, revenge over, homework still to be done."

Everyone laughed as Sirius scrambled up, red in the face, "you're evil," he muttered.

Hermione looked and grinned, "thanks, Sirius, that's so sweet," she said, standing up and pinching his cheek, then sitting back down to finish her essay.

Sirius just grinned and shook his head, heading back for his seat where Remus and James were pissing themselves laughing.

"Shut up, we have a prank to pull you know and Operation Matchmaker to finish!" Sirius moaned, slapping them over the back of the heads, "one more thing."

"What?" James and Remus asked, looking up at their friend.

"Hermione Franks is the best kisser ever," he smirked, grabbing James' quill, making a fight ensue.

(The next morning)

"Shut up Padfoot," a voice muttered out of no where, "you're gonna get us caught!"

"I'm not saying anything!" another voice replied indignantly, louder, a lot louder than the previous one, the sound of someone smacking their forehead echoed through the corridor.

Someone coughed from behind them, "um, 'Padfoot', where are you?" the sweet voice (according to Sirius) of Hermione Franks aka Granger asked, though she was certain they were underneath the invisibility cloak, "and what on earth are you doing?"

"RUN!!" three voices screamed and footsteps echoed off the old stone walls.

Hermione looked at her two friends, one eyebrow raised, "what are they up to?" Ginny asked smiling slightly.

"I don't know, but I bet it's something bad!" Lily frowned, her eyebrows furrowed.

"Probably just some harmless prank," Hermione comforted, as they carried on toward the Great Hall for breakfast and as she said that sentence, screams erupted from the Great Hall, more specifically, the Slytherin table.

"Yeah, perfectly harmless!" Lily cried, running through the doors, ready to kill, "BLACK POTTER LUPIN GET OVER HERE NOW!!!!"

The three offending people sidled up to the raging Head Girl sheepishly, "we're sorry Lily Flower!" James said, pouting, his bottom lip stuck out.

"Yeah, we're sorry your Head Girl-ness!" Sirius said, bowing, causing the students to start giggling.

"Incredibly sorry," Remus said, a sheepish smile still across his features.

"Forgive us?" they asked in unison.

Lily smiled sweetly, causing them to gulp, "what exactly have you done, because I haven't had the chance to look at the damage?"

"Well," James said nervously, rubbing the back of his neck, "we placed dung bombs under the Slytherin benches, above them and under the table, therefore creating a rather large KABOOM!!!" James laughed manically, until Lily slapped him over the back of the head.

"10 points from Gryffindor each," she muttered quietly, "now go to your table, move it!"

They walked away shoulders slumped, "it was a great prank though," Hermione muttered, unfortunately for her the Marauders heard and glomped her, "GET OFF!" she screamed, trying not laugh, though she could barely breathe thanks to the three bodies currently hugging her, "isn't today the day we go to Hogsmeade?" she asked, smirking.

"Yep," Sirius said happily, still hugging her.

"If you don't let me go, I won't go with you Sirius," she laughed evilly, thunder and lightning behind her.

Sirius immediately let go, grabbing the other two by the scruff of the neck and dragging them off, "TO HOGSMEADE!" he cried, snatching Hermione's arm and dragging her out the Great Hall.

A few seconds later they came back in, Sirius with a giant lump on his head, "idiot," a random person muttered.

I AM SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SORRY!!!!!! FORGIVE ME!!!!!!

please? you know you love me!