Me: I don't own it, as you know so read the story please.

Me (again): They still haven't come back after running away, maybe they'll be back later -sighs sadly-

A few people stared at the four seventeen year olds huddled outside the door of the Three Broomsticks, mainly because they were all wearing black and looked as though they were spies.

"So we all know the plan right?" one of the them said in a not so quiet whisper, he was immediately bopped on the head by a girl with flaming red hair.

"Not so loud," the girl hissed, "they'll hear us."

They all turned they're sights to the red-headed girl and a sandy haired boy sitting together and laughing.

"They so like each other, why can't they just admit it!" the second boy in the group of 'mysterious' teens wined.

"Because they're afraid of rejection," the girl with curly hair whispered softly, "and Remus isn't as…..forward as you, Sirius and James."

"She's right," the other girl said, sparkles in her eyes, "this is so romantic, locking them into the Shrieking Shack and not letting them escape until they admit they're feelings to each other!" she squealed, causing the entire pub, including the two they were planning to lock up, to look at her.

"Um, who are guys locking up?" Remus asked timidly, shrinking away as his so called 'friends' approached them, wicked smirks on they're faces.

"Just don't struggle, this is for your own good, Moony, Ginny," James said, manic grin now fixed in place.

"James," Ginny started, officially terrified out of her wits, "what are on about?"

"It'll all be over soon," Sirius softly told her, "now hold still," he withdrew his wand, "stupefy."

Ginny slumped over the table, the others in the pub had gone back to what they were doing before, with the Marauders around, this was normal.

"SIRIUS!!!" Remus shouted, only to be stunned by James.

"To the Shrieking Shack!" Lily cried valiantly, pointing in the opposite direction of the Shrieking Shack, Hermione took her hand and changed the direction so it was pointing in the right way, "thank you!"

Hermione giggled and shook her head, she never would have taken part in anything so, so scandalous before, and it made her feel free, she hadn't felt like in this in such a long time.

"Hermione, quit daydreaming and hurry up," Sirius yelled, halfway down the road, Remus slung over his shoulder like he weighed nothing.

Hermione laughed and ran after them, "we're doing the right thing, right?" she asked, suddenly feeling bad.

"Yep, this'll help the realise their true feelings," James grinned, the usual mischievous twinkle sparking from behind his glasses, he looked so much like her best friend, yet he was so different from him.

"James is right, but remind me to tell Moony to lay off the chocolate when we next see him conscious," Sirius said, shifting the weight on his shoulder slightly, "jeez he's heavy! You're lucky you get to carry a girl who barely weighs a thing!!"

"She isn't exactly feather light, Padfoot!" James retorted as they approached the Shack.

"Um, guys," Lily said, eyeing the old ruin warily, "isn't this place haunted?"

"Nope," the two boys replied in unison as James pulled a hidden lever opening the door.

They dropped their two friends on the couch and were about to revive them, when Sirius smirked evilly, his Slytherin heritage showing through, for only a Slytherin could as evilly as he was grinning.

The others backed away, terrified for their lives.

"Sirius?" Hermione said hesitantly, "you okay?"

"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA -coughcough-!" Sirius managed, "I have an evil plot!!"

"Girls," James whispered, "I'm scared."

"Me too," the other two whispered back.

"Will you listen to my evil plot?!!!" Sirius yelled, getting angry.

"YES!" the other three squeaked out.

"We could -insert perverted giggle- put them in a -insert another perverted giggle- compromising position!" he pervertedly giggled.

"I didn't know you knew the word compromising, Padfoot," James said, "your vocabulary is improving everyday," he looked at Sirius like a proud father would a look at his son.

James was instantly hit in the head with a random baseball bat.

"Shut it," Sirius said, "now do we agree with my evil plot?"

Lily and Hermione were currently giggling like the school girls they were, they nodded their heads helplessly unable to speak.

"Then let's get to work," Sirius made his way over to the two unconscious people on the couch.

"Hermione, James, Lily, a little help," he said, lifting Ginny and placing her on top of Remus, Hermione then wrapped Remus' arm around Ginny's waist and Ginny's arms around his neck. Lily and James took off their shoes (to make it more comfortable) and intertwined their legs together, Ginny's head had automatically fallen onto Remus' shoulder, her lips a hair's breadth from his neck.

The four stood back and admired their handiwork, "okay, let's go to the door, then we'll shoot the spells at them, 'k?" Hermione said, "as soon as we've done that, we better run, knowing Ginny, she'll try and kill us."

"Got it," her three partners in crime nodded, saluting, they quickly ran to the door.

Hermione and Lily pulled out their wands, while their dates hid behind them, fearing the wrath of the unconscious red-head on the couch.

"Enervate," the two girls whispered, the spells hit their mark and the four teens ran.

The minute they left the house, two screams resounded round the village of Hogsmeade.

"HERMIONE, LILY!!!!" an angry, feminine voice screamed.

"SIRIUS, JAMES!!!!" an angry, masculine yelled.

Everyone around the four, looked at them.

"Hi," Sirius said, while the others laughed nervously as the two angry people made their way through the silent crowd toward their 'friends'.

"Hello, Black," Ginny said coldly, stopping in front them, her face rivalling her hair, "did you think it was funny what you did?"

"Yes?" Sirius replied weakly, ducking behind Hermione.

"Well, we didn't," Remus cut in, his voice icy, "we woke up to find ourselves in the Shrieking Shack, in a let's say compromising position, how would you have liked it if we had done that with you and Hermione."

"I wouldn't be complaining," Sirius grinned, coming out from behind Hermione, perverted images flashing through his mind.

Hermione slapped him upside the head, then turned to the other two, "you remember the last part of the plan right?" she whispered.

The other two nodded, then all three screamed, "IT WAS SIRIUS!!!!"

Sirius turned looking betrayed and hurt, "how could turn me like this, Hermione?"

"Um, desperate times desperate measures," Hermione replied.

Sirius nodded, then turned to James, "and you, you were like a brother to me, how could you?"

"What Hermione said," James said, rubbing the back of his head.

"I DON'T CARE WHO DID IT!!!!" Ginny screeched, her blush only just starting to tone down, though maybe her face was now red in anger, you can never be too sure, "YOU ARE ALL GOING DOWN, YOU'RE ALL GOING TO WISH YOU HAD NEVER BEEN BORN!!!!!"

Hermione shrinked away, "you-you wouldn't hurt your own sister would you?!"

Ginny had an evil grin on her face, not as evil as Sirius' had been, but rather evil, she cracked her knuckles, "Yes. I. Would."

Hermione jumped behind Sirius, yelping.

"DON'T USE ME AS A SHEILD WOMAN, SHE'LL KILL ME!!!!"

"DO YOU WANT ME TO DIE?!!"

"NO BUT I DON'T WANT TO DIE EITHER!!!"

They looked at each other, "RUN!!!!"

They were about to start running when they hear stifled laughter behind them, they turned, still in they're running positions.

"You guys," Ginny choked out, "are complete and utter idiots!"

"Yep," Remus agreed, the others were surprised he manage that one syllable he was laughing so hard.

"You mean, this was all some crazy ass joke?" Sirius said indignantly, facing them full on, "YOU SCARED THE SHIT OUTTA ME I THOUGHT YOU WERE KILL ME!!!!!"

"Pretty much," Ginny said, now clinging onto Remus for support as she laughed her head off.

Sirius turned and crossed his arms huffing, mumbling under his breath, Hermione caught words such as, "evil stinking witch" and "how dare she?"

Hermione giggled, then her giggle turned into full out laughter, laughing along with Ginny and Remus.

The other three stared at her, then suddenly:

"NOOOOOOOO!!!! I'VE LOST HERMIONE TO THE DARK SIDE!!!!!!!!!" this was Sirius of course, he was on his knees and for some reason it was raining on him, while it was bright and sunny everywhere else.

Hermione tried to stop laughing, "it's okay, Sirius, I've returned to the good side!"

"YAY!!" he leapt up, it was no longer raining, but he was soaking wet, he hugged Hermione, everyone instantly froze.

Hermione felt the anger building up inside of her, these were brand new clothes!!!

"Sirius," she said in a sickly sweet voice, bar Sirius, backed away, he was still hugging her, "let go of me."

"Why?" he asked, tightening his hold on her, making her clothes even wetter.

"Because if you don't, I'll see to it that you won't be able to ever reproduce, got it?"

Sirius let go of her immediately and backed away, seeing the look of fake calm on her face.

"I," Hermione said calmly, "am soaking wet, do you know why that it is Sirius?"

"Because I hugged you?" Sirius whispered, terrified of a girl for the second time that day.

"Yes," Hermione said, smiling sweetly at him, her voice sugary, "and these are brand new clothes."

"I'm sorry!" Sirius said, cowering in fear.

"Okay, your forgiven, as long as you know you've done wrong," Hermione said, grabbing his arm, "let's go to the pub, I feel like a Butterbeer."

Everyone anime sweat dropped, but followed, realising this was normal Hermione behaviour.

"I have the weirdest friends known to wizard and man alike," Remus chuckled, following the others, Ginny's hand in his.

A/N: I'm so sorry for the long update, I hope you enjoyed the chapter, and review please!!!