NinjaPunk: ok this story's goin too slow for me so I'm changin how I'm writing it, if it annoys you sorry.
Ryou: So It's clear who gave me the sugar crack, but your making me seem crazy like my yami!
N P: duh! thats the point, sorry ryou but acting like a scared litle baby won't get you far (or laid) in life.
Malik: yea ryou, you should listen to her, besides I was crazy before my yami came.
N P: I don't own yu-gi-oh or anything else in this story but the plot
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(pet store)
(ryou and Malik run into the pet store)
Ryou: Wa! were here now lets find my fishy!!
Malik: ooooohh ryou can I get a pet octopus please (gives ryou puppy eyes)
Ryou:(rolls eyes) where would you keep it?
Malik: (thinking hard) Oh! I know, he can stay in Isis's bathtub!
Ryou:(spaces out) wait. I can see it now, she kicks you out, you have no where to go, you come live with me and I die! NO OCTOPUS! (runs away screaming)
Sales Clerk: u-um can I h-h-help you sirs?(looks nervous being in the presence of the almighty psycho's)
Ryou: Yes! I came for a sexy black fish (puts his hands on his hips and strikes a sexy pose)
Malik: Ryou pretty! I want you for a pet!( grabs Ryou's legs)
Ryou: well..how about this, you can have my body once I'm done with it!( talks to malik as if he's a chibi and pets him on the head)
Malik: DEAL!(bites ryou's leg leaving a bruise)
Ryou:(kicks malik off and rubs leg) What was that for?
Malik: Claming you as mine!(runs off to find a poor defenseless animal to poke)
Sales Clerk:(walking away slowly) u-um the f-f-fish are over here if you wanted to know(points over her shoulder)
Ryou: Yes!(looks at the odd fishes) I want that one(points to a small black fish that has part of it's tail missing)
Sales clerk:(gives ryou a confused look) o-ok sir, one moment please. (leaves and returns with a net and a jar)
Malik: (holds up what looks like a dead bunny) Lookie ryou! This bunny is playing dead!
Ryou:(pokes the bunny) well it's not a very fun game is it? look at the fish that I got!(holds up the almost dead fish)
Malik: wow! what are you gonna name it?
Ryou: Duck!
Malik: where! (looks around)
Ryou: no that's what I'm naming my fish silly!(runs out of the pet store with malik following behind)
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(ryou's house)
Ryou: (puts fish down on the kitchen table) There you go duck!
Duck: XX
Malik: um ryou pretty, I think he's dead
Ryou: (gasp) Malik you hurt his feelings! That's it your not getting any for a week!(ryou crosses his arms and sits down on the table)
Malik:(falls to the ground screaming) Nooo-wait I've never slept with you nor are we together(stands up and looks hopeful)
Ryou: (glares at malik) that's it, your sleeping on the couch tonight mister!
Malik: (gets on knees and bows to ryou) Yes master!
Ryou: (jumping up and down) yay! I love the master slave game! I go first! Slave I demand you give me a piggy-back ride to the park now! (hops on malik's back and they run out the door)
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(at the park)
(Ryou is on one end of the see-saw well Malik is standing on top of the jungle gym ready to jump off)
Ryou: ready Malik! we will test my theory of flight and we will rebel against gravity and her stupid laws!
Malik: Ready Ryou! (jumps off jungle gym and lands on the other end of the see-saw sending ryou flying directly at him knocking them both over)
Ryou:(tries to move but can't get up) xx...ow
Malik: (smirks evilly at the naughty thoughts going through his mind with the position they are in) You know we can always stay like this, I'm comfy! .
Ryou: (realizes he's on top of malik and quickly gets off) Well that was fun my slave! muhahaha!
Malik: yup! now it's my turn to be the master!(smirks evilly again)
Ryou:(looking innocent) Yes master malik!
Malik: ... (is currently banging his head into the ground to get those dirty thoughts out)
Malik: Oh! I got it!(hands ryou a pink fairy out fit.)
Ryou: So I'm gonna be the Fruity Fairy?(quickly strips to his boxers and puts in the small pink tank top that doesn't even cover his stomach and a small pink skirt barely covering his ass) I'm not even gonna ask why you have this Malik.
Malik:(drooling at Ryou's hot body) huh? oh..uh..look! It even comes with a wand and a crown! Now my slave go into town and get me three mortals so I may feed them to my pet, them meet me at domino pier in a half hour!(hands ryou the wand and crown)
Ryou: (twirls in his skirt, admiring himself a little too much) Yes master Malik! (skips off to the city to fetch the mortals)
Malik: (still drooling)
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(On a car roof top on the middle of domino city)
Ryou: Greetings mortals, I, The Fruity Fairy, have come to collect and kill you stupid mortals for my pleasure...and because my master said so and I don't want to be punished tonight...so don't panic, it will only hurt for a second, thanks you for you time and souls!
People: O.O WTF? RUN!!!
Ryou: (takes out a flame thrower and throws it at a random guy hitting him on the head knocking him out) One down two to go, isn't this just fun?(next ryou throws a evil toaster hitting someone again, knocking them out, causing another person to freak and run into the street where they were hit by a car)
Ryou: Yea! I got two birds with one stone, erm..or two mortals with one toaster!
(Ryou piles up the three bodies but then realizes he can't carry three people)
Ryou: hum...oh I know! (runs and steels a golf car from a old man) There now I can get there faster and please my master!(piles the bodies in the car and drives off like a maniac killing 2 and injuring 6 people)
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(at the pier)
(Malik's sitting in a beach chair getting even tanner in nothing but his black silk boxers when suddenly ryou appears dragging the three bodies behind him)
Ryou: I'm back with the three mortals you requested master, and I even managed to save the evil toaster(pulls toaster out of nowhere) and look! A group of people were video tapping me while I played nicely with the other mortals, so I have it all on tap! (hands malik the tap and the toaster)
Malik: sweet, now I can feed my pet! (Whistles to the open water where a giant black sea snake emerges and comes to the end of the dock)
Ryou: O.O that's your pet?(the snake stares at Ryou with a look that says 'I'm gonna eat you now, thanks')
Malik: yup! ryou, meet fluffy! (fluffy bares his teeth, all 800 of them)
Ryou: well then, are you hungry fluffy?(ryou asks like he was talking to a dog)
Fluffy: . (fluffy's killer eyes suddenly turn to that of a exited puppy and he lunges at ryou licking him to death)
Ryou: ok, ok! here you go (throws the body of who appears to be Rex into the water and fluffy chases after it diving down into the water)
Ryou: Does he do any tricks malik?( dragging the second body who seems to be Pagasus over to the edge)
Malik: Yup! he knows fetch, like you saw, and watch this! Fluffy roll over! (fluffy's head twists around a whole 360ยบ) good boy now play dead!
(fluffy pauses then summons a lightning bolt from the sky and zaps himself, killing himself)
Malik: woops, never tough him that trick, oh well, lets go get some pizza!(grabs ryou and runs into town, still only in his boxers)
Ryou:(giggling like a drunk bum) I want ice cream!
Malik:(whispering seducivly) oh you'll get your ice cream...later
Ryou: (clueless) ok! (runs into the door of the pizza parlor) must open eyes when running...
(10 minutes after they get their pizza)
Slurp. Sluuurp. Sluuuuurp. Slurrrr-Smack.
Ryou: Ow! what was that for! (rubbing his head) You could have damaged my hotness!
Malik: sorry ryou pretty, but you weren't listening again!(looks at Ryou who's playing with the skirt) you know you don't have to wear that anymore.
Ryou: I know, but I actually like it, I'm keeping it, it shows my good side (poses for Malik who's drooling again)
Malik:(snaps out of it) Now we must go and venture fourth into the unknown mortal world! muhahaha!!
Ryou: Yes! lets go! (grabs malik and runs out the door)
(They get about 10 feet out the door before they run into the one, the only, friendship orgy, who are currently giving them the 'what are you on' look at seeing ryou's skirt and malik just in his boxers)
Ryou: (whispering to Malik) I got a plan, just go with it!
Malik: (liking being this close to ryou and secretly groping him) ok!
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(back in the shadow realm)
Bakura: Holy fuck! Ryou innocently killed 5 people! Gods I love him!(faints like a fan girl)
Marik: hum, his ass really does look better in that skirt(thinks real hard) That's it, I'm claming ryou as my slave once we get back to the mortal world!(he puts on a day dreaming face and starts drooling)
Bakura:(suddenly wakes up) Never! Ryou's my Hakari!
Marik: Fine, but were best friends bakura, caring is sharing, so you must share your ryou!
Bakura: (getting angry) Fine, but only if you share malik!
Marik and Bakura: Deal!(they seal it with a kiss)
Bakura: why did we just kiss?
Marik: Because the evil author thought it would be funny and we have to do what he says.
Bakura: oh yea...well...your not a bad kisser so...back to the show! (runs and sits on couch and starts eating chocolate bars)
NinjaPunk:(appears behind the couch scaring the crap out of Bakura) Aww!! You know you wanted more, don't lie.
Bakura: Shadup! I don't need to tell you anything!
Marik: aww is somebody sexually frustrated? (pokes Bakura repeatedly in the arm)
Bakura: Leave me alone! (opens a random door in the shadow realm and hides behind it)
Marik: I hope he know that's the closet I stuff my dead bodies
(a loud scream can be heard coming from behind the door)
N P: I think he does now, well maybe his little 'problem' is gone now(shudders at the thought) well I'm out, bi!
Marik: (feels bad for Bakura) oh well, more chocolate for me (resumes watching the TV)