NinjaPunk: ok, I'm not sure if this is the last chapter or not, depends how I feel.
Ryou: Well I hope you plan on having us get revenge on Bakura and Marik.
N P: maybe, if I come up with any ideas on how you can torture them.
Ryou: ok, since Malik's being emo today (malik's in the corner listening to the emo song) I will do the disclamer, NinjaPunk doesn't own anything but the idea in this stoy.
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Ryou: (throws toasters at yugi, tristen and Joey) Hey tea, look chocolate!
Tea: o where? (looks around frantically)
Malik: all the way on the other side of the world! If you leave now you might get there first!
Tea: ok!(runs away and never returns)
Ryou: Malik, tie Joey up to a chair at our secret spot (ryou writes a note for yugi when he wakes up) oh how I love my evil mind, muhahahah!!
Malik: yes I love your pretty evil mind to! (runs away with ryou dragging Joey)
(10 minutes later)
Yugi: wtf? it feels like a brick hit my head( rubs his head and looks at tristen)
Tristen: yea, I know what you mean (looks at yugi who has something on his forehead) Um, yugi you have a note stappled to your head)
Yugi: (looks dumb) huh? where? I can't see it!!
Tristen:(walks up and rips the note off) It says 'if you want to rescue your friend Joey, meet us on the rooftop of out secret hide-out (the old abandoned wearhouse by the water) and prepare for the duel of your life!'
Yugi: Oh duels, i love duels! with the pretyty cards and- You know what this means! I have to get all my leather and 20 belts on!(runs away dragging tristen)
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(20 minnutes later at the pier)
Yugi: finally were here! where's Joey?
Tristen: uh, you mean that unconscious lump, over there. (points to a tied up Joey on the edge of the dock)
Yugi: . don't worry Joey! with the heart of the cards and friendship I will save you from- ow! (dagger gets thrown at his head from above)
Ryou: shuddup and git your ass up here!(on top of the secret hide out)
Mailk: yes mortal fools, prepare for the duel of your lives! (laughs maniacally and almost falls off the roof)
Yugi:(pulls dagger from his head) your on! (magically appears with Tristen on top of the building)
Tristen: so what kind of duel is this gonna be? RP, duel monsters, or pokémon?
Ryou: muhahahhaha, neither! this will be a duel of... hair!(grabs Yugi by ankles and holds him like a sword with his pointy hair sticking out)
Malik: hahahha! my turn! (grabs tristen and holds him the same.)
Ryou: The force is strong with this one master, but now lets see if my five prong sword can defeat your single!!
Malik: we shall see!!
Ryou and malik: DUEL!
(suddenly a limousine drives up and a pimp dresses seto jumps out)
Seto: My dueling senses told me there was a duel going down here yo! (pulls out his pimp cane and does the pimp walk)
Ryou: (throws another dagger and hits seto)
Seto: X.X (ryou and Malik steal all his money and tie him up next to Joey)
Malik: ha, now there can't be any distractions, lets see who's the best Ryou!(attacks Ryou with tristen hair, cutting off one of Yugi's spikes)
Yugi: No! you fuckers ruined my hair!(cries uncontrollable)
Ryou: ha, is that the best you can do Malik! (attacks Malik, but gets another one of yugi's spikes cut off)
(seto and Joey wake up)
Joey: huh? ow where am I? (looks over and see's seto next to him waking up)
Seto: Holy biznitch, that hoe's gonna get slapped I- huh?(notices he's tied up, then looks at Joey and their eyes lock)
(Joey and Seto continue staring for 5 minuets like they want to kill each other)
Seto: hey Joey how's it goin yo? (suddenly drops the glare and looks indifferent)
Joey: eh fine I guess, you know, just tied up in another chair cluelessly to what's happening(shrugs shoulders).
Seto: oh yea, like at my last Christmas party, wow, we godda do dat again yo.
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(back with the duel, Ryou's down to one spike and tristens left hand has been cut off)
Ryou: this is it, my final move, here it goes! (swings yugi so hard he slips from his hand and goes over the side of the building)
Malik: Ha! I win! you are defeated my the great master!! and as the great master I will buy Joey a pizza! (places a pizza in Joey's lap, but his arms are tied off so he can't eat it, then Malik and ryou run away, leaving seto and Joey tied up, yugi crying and tristen unconscious)
(on the other side of town where malik and ryou now are)
Malik: I won the duel, now that means I won your virginity! (smirks evilly)
Ryou:(happily and clueless) Sure! It's with some guy named Kyle!( hands Malik address)
Malik: O.O your not a virgin ryou! (cries on the ground)
Ryou: I am, but I got tired of watching my back and he said he'd watch it for me, so he's the keeper of my virginity, he'll give it to you! ( glomps malik happily)
Malik: (looks thoughtful) OK!
Ryou: malik malik malik malik!!!
Malik: what what what????
ryou: lets go back to my house and eat some more foooooooooodddddddddd!!!! (runs screaming squirrels down the street)
Malik: yes lets go!!(follows ryou)
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(ryou's house)
Ryou: malik! it appears we are out of food! what are we gonna do! were gonna have to eat my neighbors!!(goes off on a panicking 'what if' speech)
Malik: (in ryou's refrigerator) hey ryou, look what I found! (pulls out a bag of baby carrots)
Ryou: food!(runs and steals them from malik and eats them)
Malik: hey! (steals some back and eats them)
(suddenly ryou and malik stop eating and everything becomes quiet)
ryou:(in a quiet voice) Malik?
Malik: (equally quiet) yes ryou?
Ryou: did..did we really do all that today, please tell me we didn't do that...(eyes become unclouded)
Malik: (in such a calm voice it's scary) I think we really did do all that ryou...and did I really call you hot and say I wanted to sleep with you?( looks ashamed)
Ryou: (blushing) uh, yes you did...and..I...we..(flustered)
Malik: (stands up and shouts) Damn it Marik and Bakura git your asses over here now!!!
(a black cloud appears and Marik and Bakura come out looking scared as shit)
(Ryou and Malik smirk as they have the same idea)
Bakura:(looking guilty and nervous) uh, hi hakari, uh nice weather huh? uh, why are you looking at us like that? why are you smirking, and- oh my Ra my hakari's smirking, were gonna fuckin die!(tries to run but is captured and tied up by said hakari)
Marik: ha! Bakura you suck! (malik hits marik with the rod knocking him out so malik can tie him up too)
Malik and Ryou:
(they throw Marik and Bakura in their endless closet of doom)
Ryou:(looks innocent) hey Malik, you did win that duel, wanna claim your prize?( gets a seducivly look on)
Malik: O.O' (speechless) wa?? (snaps out of it and jumps on ryou) (((guess what their doing)))
(deep in the closet of doom Bakura's screams can be heard, for he just lost his hakari)
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NinjaPunk: muhahahahaha, wow, it's done...and I feel stupid now..oh well, I'm used to it..remember this was a dare to make a story up off the top of my head, so if it's not well organized or thought out, I had 5 hours to write this, so there. lol, later!