Sorry I didn't update when I said I would I was loaded with homework.

So here's chapter 3

Day 5

(she's writing in her diary)

After the little incident with Kikyo, I've decided to move on with my life, forget about him and her. I decided to take a break from shard hunting and relax. I need some space, and I need some time to think things over for a while.

3 hours later

" Oh Bret I thought you loved" said the tv. " Sally I could never love you, I'm in love with Veronica, for she is my one and only love"."

" Stupid fucking tv putting on romantic movies, I'm taking a walk." said Kagome as she threw the remote." Oh Rick your so sweet, give me a kiss sweetie" said the couple sitting beside Kagome on the bench. "Will you two get a room or something, this is not chip and dale you know, sheesh shouted Kagome"

In the feudal Era

Now, now my dear Sango my hand just slippe, I cant control it sometimes ha, ha, ha"

Miroku said as he backed away from a murderous Sango." You two are as worse as Kagome and Inuyasha" said Shippo as he left the hut.

In Kagome's time

"Whats taking them so long, I;m hungry" thought kagome." Listen very, very, clearly I want syrup on my fucking burger ok syrup not ketchup". ( Can anybody guess who it is?)

" We don't have syrup sir" said the lady at the register." Ok I get it, just because I;m a pancake I get treated differently" shouted the pancake man as he jumped on the counter. " You know what, this calls for a song" said the pancake man.

You look at me like im some kind of monster

But im just a lonely pancake, growing up in

Big mean world. I will kill you all ok so do

Not look at me like that. You know what

All of you go to hell. I will fufill my dreams

Of becoming a singer one day.

"When hell freezes over and pigs fly" said Kagome. " Listen here missy I will personally kick your ass ok" said the pancake man." Oh, I'm scared of a big bad pancake with sprinkles and whip cream on him, someone save me please" said Kagome.

Me: And that's chapter 3, right now im battling evil mutant bug thingys on my porch

Ds: This is all your fault I told you, you do not feed unknown things pizza but nooooo you never listen to me.

Me: I was only trying to help, and they looked hungry.

DS: sigh whatever

Both: Review!

DS: Wait that was my part

Me: No it wasn't it's always my part,

DS: But you said I could do it.

ME: But it's my story, anyway review people and goodbye!