Hey peeps! How are you guys? I'm on holiday in Devon! My lil sister is laughing at me cos I've been dancing to the fray and kaiser chiefs! It wasnt that bad! Grr! Yay, Mika! I really shouldnt be on the laptop but my dad's managed to get wireless and if he did that how can he not expect me to come on! I mean come on! Its just sitting there begging to be used! Probs wont update for the rest of the week! Sorry! Not great chappie but review anyhoo!

Why the hell am I doing this? Why the hell am I running through a forest absolutely stark bloody naked? These thoughts buzzed through the Doctor's overactive brain as he pelted past trees and bracken. He was feeling very exposed, especially with Jack in such close a vicinity to him. Why on earth did Rose play this stupid little trick on him? What was she, a teenager? Well, he supposed she was pretty close but still.

"Hey, Doc, wait up! I am in the nude here and my…ahh…keeps snagging on stuff!" Jack yelped in pain.

"I don't wanna know!" the Doctor shouted over his shoulder.

"Why are we running anyway? Shouldn't we be being a bit more subtle otherwise she'll hear us coming?"

"Good point," the Doctor skidded to an abrupt halt causing Jack to go careering into the back of him creating a very uncomfortable situation. The Time Lord leapt to his feet and unsuccessfully tried to dust himself down. He glared at the ex conman who just grinned back. The Doctor ignored him and looked around, all he could see were trees and more trees and more trees. All he could hear was the twittering of birds and more birds and…giggling? "Rose!"

"Oops, I think he heard us," came a muffled voice to his left.

"Damn, shouldn't have giggled," another person chimed in.

"Maybe if we stay really quiet he won't hear us," the last voice suggested, stifling another laugh.

"Like that's gonna happen," the Doctor shook his head, stepped forward and parted the ferns before him to find the three girls. They all smiled at him sheepishly.

"Hi," Rose raised a hand in greeting meekly.

"Where are our clothes?"

"Er…we mislaid them," Rose shrugged.

"Mislaid? What?! Don't lie, give me my clothes!" the Doctor shouted.

"Hey, I won't tell you where I mislaid them if you speak to me like that!" Rose stood and squared the Doctor up. Even though she was much shorter than him she made up for it by standing on tiptoes.

"Mum, you know, I think I am actually gonna be scarred for life," Lucy announced turning her head to one side.

"Oh, get used to it," Jack grinned, "You'll be seeing a lot of this when you're older."

"Ergh," Lucy looked repulsed.

"Ok, please let me have my clothes!" the Doctor begged his chocolate eyes big and round making it near impossible for Rose to refuse him.

"Sure," Rose turned round and picked up a bundle from the floor. The time travelling alien sagged in relief and grabbed the orange shorts and the t-shirt. Swiftly he pulled on his underwear and the rest of his clothes.

"Thank you, but don't ever do that again," he said.

Jack also received his clothes and slipped them on. "What are we gonna do now?"

"Go back to the canoes," Debs answered heading in the direction of the river.

"Ok, then what?"

"Er…then canoe back."

"Then what?"

"I dunno! Leave me alone!" Debs pouted and picked up a discarded paddle from the ground. The canoes were exactly where they left them. Lucy climbed into her own and set herself adrift.

"I bet I can beat you two losers home!" she yelled.

"In your dreams, come on Doc!" Jack grabbed the reluctant Time Lord's arm and tried to pull him to their canoe but the Doctor dragged his heels.

"I don't wanna go in a canoe with you. Last time you were mean," the Doctor stuck his bottom lip out, "You can't make me."

"Fine then," Jack bodily lifted the Doctor up and man handled him into the canoe, "Now you have no choice." Quick as a flash he leapt in and they set off.

Lucy grinned; she could see the kennels and her house coming into sight. She was so gonna beat those idiots. She put on a spurt of speed and her canoe sliced easily through the water. The cool breeze caused her hair to billow out behind her and her t-shirt to ripple.

Suddenly she heard a yell and around the bend of the river appeared the boy's canoe. They were paddling fast and with the two of them they were gaining on her fast. Jack was in the front and he was cheering and whooping. The men were in perfect time and soon drew alongside her own boat.

"Eek!" Lucy squealed as Jack splashed a lot of water at her with his paddle, "That's not fair!"

"What's not fair?" Jack grinned manically.

"You splashing me!"

"Ah well, prison rules!" the Doctor joined.

"What the hell are prison rules?" Lucy inquired trying to flick water at them.

"Ain't you never been to prison?" Jack asked, smirking.

"No, and what is with your grammar? It's ever not never and 'ain't' isn't even a proper word, what's its root?"

"Root? Geez, don't go all grammary on me! I haven't a clue!" the man shrugged, "What did you do, swallow a dictionary?"

"Anyhoo, back to what we were originally talking about, prison rules. It means you can do what ever the hell you want, meaning I can do this!" the Doctor leant out of his seat and caught the side of Lucy, flipping her. She screamed and disappeared beneath the surface.

"Aw, Doc, whaddya go and do tha' for!" Jack seemed to have warmed to the theme of bad, colloquial language, "I mean she's a jus' a lil' kid."

"It's funny," the Doctor replied.

"Not if she don't come up fur ayr," Jack answered.

"What accent is that?"

"I dunno," Jack smiled but his expression changed and he spoke sharply, "Er…I think we have a problem. She hasn't come up, Doctor." The Doctor's eyes widened and both of them looked frantically over the side of the boat. The water was still and calm, the upturned canoe floating casually downstream.

"Christ! I thought she could swim!" the Doctor yelped.

"But she could've hit her head or something," Jack gulped, he stood up in the canoe and was just about to jump in when the vessel lurched violently and both men were plunged into the water. Each of them came up seconds later, shaking the hair from their eyes and spluttering.

"I only just dried these damn clothes!" the Doctor spat as he spotted a beaming Lucy appearing from around their canoe.

"Serves you right for you pricks shoving me in the river," the girl retorted.

"Still, you bloomin' terrified us. We thought you'd drowned," Jack coughed up some dirty river water and then latched onto their canoe for support.

"Aw, diddums, did you think you'd killed a lickle, innocent, defenceless girl?" Lucy patted Jack on the head.

"Innocent my ass, let's dunk her!" the Doctor sprang forward along with Jack, "We said its prison rules!"

My mate, Em, will get that! Prison rules! Remember?! Yay! Doctor Who tonight! With Harry Lloyd on it! I think I'm gonna swoon! -faints- Review and have maple candy! Hyper!