Chapter 2: Dog the Bounty Hunter versus Reptile.

Megaman: 'Ladies and gentlemen, this next contest is set for one fall with a thirty-minute time limit! On his way to the ring, from Hawaii, weighing 263lbs, he is DUANE 'DOG' CHAPMAN, THE BOUNTY HUNTER!'

The Dog the Bounty Hunter theme hit over the P.A. and the fans exploded for the world-famous bounty hunter, who put away notorious criminal and Max Factor heir Andrew Luster in 2003 with a call of 'Freeze, Andrew Luster, in the name of the United States of America!' (I'm from England, but I still think the USA is cool). Dog got into the ring, climbed the nearest turnbuckle and raised his arms in the air.

Megaman: 'And his opponent, hailing from the reptilian plain of Zaterra, weighing 252lbs, he is REPTILE!'

I Am Hated by Slipknot hit over the P.A. and all the non-MK fans went into a booing unison when the signature green MK ninja made his entrance on the giant cobra, just like at the OneShot. He was impatient in getting the match underway, but the referee held him off long enough to ring the bell.

Reptile opened the match planting Dog with a shoulder block. Reptile easily powered out of a go behind and tossed Dog right back to the outside of the ring. Reptile took Dog down once he got back into the ring and started clubbing away at Dog's back.

Dog hit some punches to the guts before getting decked with an elbow and killed with a back breaker. Dog held the hold looking for a submission before Dog freed himself with a knee to Reptile's head. Reptile recovered quickly though and hit another back breaker for a two count.

Reptile hit another leg drop for a two count before knocking down Dog with a right hand. Reptile leaned in on Dog with a knee before missing a splash attempt in the corner. Dog tried to chop him down with some knees and a pair of dropkicks. He got a one count but on the kick out, got tossed to the apron. Reptile hit a knee lift and then a running boot.

Reptile yanked Dog to the mat and landed some kicks to the midsection before cranking up the arm and whipping Dog into the ropes. Dog caught him coming back with some snap jabs, but Reptile was able to block and hit the famous MK uppercut before tossing Chapman into the corner.

After being admonished by the ref for attempting to use part of his head-covering rag to choke Dog, he slid out to the outside of the ring and swung Chapman's legs into the ring post. Reptile followed up with a catapult elbow drop before going right back to the arm bar.

Dog used the crowd to rally him back into the match and enabled him to break the hold, but Reptile quickly pulled him back to the mat via his long, blonde hair. Reptile went for a cover attempt only for Dog to kick out at two. Reptile was biting away at Dog's arm before hitting a charging MK uppercut to Chapman's back for another near fall.

Reptile continued to pull away at the arm as the crowd again rallied behind Dog. Reptile scoopslammed Dog and seemingly hurt his back a little bit on the move. He took too much time to drop an elbow but Dog couldn't capitalize either, as he missed an elbow drop attempt of his own.

Dog grabbed a small package for a two count only for Reptile to regain the advantage. Reptile charged him only to eat a few lariats and the Dog punches. Dog hit his piledriver finisher for a great nearfall but Reptile kicked out. The two locked up again and Reptile cold-cocked Chapman with a punch.

Dog nipped up and slapped on an armbar before Reptile backed him to the corner before shoving him all bully like. Reptile missed with a right hand before Dog grabbed an arm drag and locked in an armbar. Dog went for a sunset flip and survived a Reptile punch to the face to roll him up for a near fall.

Reptile quickly stopped screwing around and rushed Dog to the corner and began pounding away at him with chops and other brutal offence. Reptile slapped on a rear chinlock before Dog began fighting back. Reptile cut him off with a nasty shot to the back but was unable to connect with a backdrop driver.

Dog his a side Russian legsweep for a near fall and a crossbody block for another. Dog began hitting some standing dropkicks before whipping Reptile to the corner. Reptile backdropped him to the apron but Dog landed on his feet and went for a springboard lariat, only for Reptile to side-step him and slam him to the mat with a Faceplant.

Reptile picked up Dog and planted him with a brutal Acid Alabama Slam. But again, it only yielded a two-count. Reptile went for the Acid Drop and executed it perfectly, but Dog still kicked out. Reptile began to get frustrated and signalled for the Acid Raid, kicking Dog in the gut and launching into the ropes.

Reptile latched onto Dog but Dog adjusted himself and his opponent into the piledriver position. Suddenly, Dog took out a pair of cuffs and cuffed up Reptile's hands. Then by the chain holding the cuffs together, Dog lifted Reptile up and dropped him with what Dog calls the Fugitive Driver. A 3-count later and it's all over.

Megaman: 'Ladies & gentlemen, here is your winner, DOG THE BOUNTY HUNTER!'

The referee raised Dog's hand before the Bounty Hunter retrieved his shiny cuffs from his rival and celebrated with his fans on the way out.

Greg: 'The world-famous Bounty Hunter picks up the victory against Reptile and the acidic ninja's losing streak continues! We take you now to the backstage area where Lola is standing by with one-third of the UCW World 6-man tag team champions, Eddy!'

Backstage

Lola: 'Ladies & gentlemen, this is Lola Bunny reporting for UCW backstage once again and I'm here with UCW 6-man tag team champion Eddy, who is set to take on the Kingdom Hearts Keybladers later tonight in defence of his 6-man tag team titles. Eddy, any insight on who your partners are going to be?'

Eddy had two of the belts on each shoulder and the third strapped to his waist.

Eddy: 'You got cash? A jawbreaker, maybe? Because if you don't, you're just going to have to wait like everyone else, Lola. But onto the subject of Sora, Riku & Roxas: I said at the OneShot that I respected you. You can pretty much throw that out the window now. Ed and Double D are MIA because of you three punks, so me and my new partners are going to teach you three a lesson in utter destruction. I'll drop you a hint: prepare to be twisted around in a donut... and prepare to be BURNED!'

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A/N: Well, there's your second match of SNS, with Dog the Bounty Hunter picking up the victory against Reptile with his new finisher, the Fugitive Driver, while Eddy drops some hints about his partners in the 6-man tag team title rematch later on in the PPV. Chapter Three will feature a Street Fight Rulz match between Nelson Muntz and Knuckles the Echidna stemming from the aftermath of the Simpson & Milhouse versus Sonic & Knuckles match at the OneShot, and an interview with one of the three contenders to the UCW No Holds Barred title, the debuting Brian Griffin! Peace, dogs. The D-O-G is taking his cookie break.

DJ Diddy Dog - GUN FORM.