Chapter 3: Street Fight - Knuckles versus Nelson Muntz.
Squidward: 'Coming up next is a Street Fight Rulz match between two of the toughest superstars on the roster, Nelson Muntz and Knuckles the Echidna. Do you want to see how this came about? Well then, watch this.'
A match interfered in...
Milhouse and Bart both apply tarantula locks on Sonic and Knuckles. Shadow comes in and Milhouse and Bart chop him with kicks. They hit a double dropkick and Shadow goes down and out. Sonic and Knuckles hit a double clothesline on Bart and Milhouse. Sonic as Bart upside down on the ring apron and dropkicks him off into the crowd. Milhouse kicks both Sonic and Knuckles. Knuckles comes back with a big uppercut. Both Knuckles and Sonic hit a double fisherman's buster on Milhouse. Shadow, enraged by the attack earlier, attacks Milhouse with all he has. This leads the referee to breaking point and he rings the bell, disqualifying Sonic & Knuckles.
Megaman: 'The winners of this match by disqualification, BART SIMPSON & MILHOUSE VAN HOUTEN!'
A match restarted...
Glass Shatters by Disturbed hit in the background and Bart's buddy Nelson Muntz hit the ring and began to beat the crap out of Shadow, Sonic & Knuckles on his own until Knuckles executed an uppercut and pulled Sonic & Shadow to the outside. Nelson angrily grabbed the microphone from Megaman.
'Hey! Pussies!' Nelson taunted, getting the attention of the Hedgehogs & Echidna. Bart & Milhouse appeared at Nelson's side.
'I ain't done with you yet! Why don't we make this a 6-man tag team match? And at the end, when we've beaten you, I'll be laughing at your misery!' Nelson challenged. With a sense of pride, the hedgehog & echidna trio headed back down the ramp to accept the challenge. The referee approved of Nelson's idea and rang the bell again for an impromptu match.
And fisticuffs... thrown...
Bart wasn't finished at he set up Knuckles' legs for his finishing submission, the Skateboard Prohibition. Shadow tried to get back in, but Nelson caught him with a Jackknife Powerbomb to the outside. Milhouse knocked Espio & Sonic down on the outside with a double Springfield Sickle lariat. Bart tied his left leg up with Knuckles' legs and then turned over for the Skateboard Prohibition. Knuckles could only fight for so long until he finally tapped out.
Megaman: 'Here are your winners by submission, NELSON MUNTZ, MILHOUSE VAN HOUTEN & BART SIMPSON!'
Nelson took the mike again: 'Uh, boys... HA HA!'
A challenge made...
Knuckles: 'You cost me and Sonic the match at the OneShot. So I want payback! I want you in a Street Fight at Second Night Stand!'
Nelson: 'You're on, Knux!'
Knuckles: 'And you're screwed!'
They will fight for pride... and then fight till it hurts... and then they'll fight some more...
So
what if you can see the darkest side of me?
No one will ever
change this animal I have become
Help me believe it's not the real
me
Somebody help me tame this animal
(This animal, this
animal)
I can't escape myself
(I can't escape myself)
So
many times I've lied
(So many times I've lied)
But there's
still rage inside
Somebody get me through this nightmare
I
can't control myself
So what if you can see the darkest side
of me?
No one will ever change this animal I have become
Help
me believe it's not the real me
Somebody help me tame this animal
I have become
Help me believe it's not the real me
Somebody
help me tame this animal
Somebody help me through this
nightmare
I can't control myself
Somebody wake me from this
nightmare
I can't escape this hell
(This animal, this animal, this animal, this animal, this animal, this animal, this animal)
So what if you can see the darkest side of me?
No
one will ever change this animal I have become
Help me believe
it's not the real me
Somebody help me tame this animal I have
become
Help me believe it's not the real me
Somebody help me
tame this animal
(This animal I have become)
Megaman: 'Ladies and gentlemen, this is your Street Fight Rulz match of the evening! It is set for one fall, with no time limit and there must be a winner! Introducing first, from Springfield, USA, weighing 167lbs, 'The Punisher' NELSON MUNTZ!'
Down With The Sickness by Disturbed hit in the background and it brought out Nelson Muntz, taped fists and all, to a standing ovation. He acknowledged them by climbing the turnbuckles and raising both fists in the air with horns added.
Megaman: 'And his opponent: hailing from the Hill Zone, weighing 145lbs, KNUCKLES THE ECHIDNA!'
Let The Bodies Hit The Floor xXx mix by Drowning Pool hit and Knuckles came out to a reaction that rivalled the response that Nelson got. The Echidna's fists were also taped up. The referee checked both competitors and rung the bell for this no-rules match.
The two locked horns and rolled around the ring before Nelson grabbed a side headlock. Nelson quickly went into a go behind before Knux countered into a front face lock. Nelson countered THAT hold though and slapped on a key lock before driving some hard knees into the shoulder.
Nelson kept control of the arm and began kicking Knuckles in the chest. Knuckles eventually fought out of things and grabbed a key lock of his own The two continued to trade hammer locks and key locks before Nelson plastered Knuckles with a forearm to the face.
Nelson went to grab Knuckles and drag him out of the corner but when Knuckles wouldn't budge, he just planted him in the gut with a stomp. Knuckles fired up and came firing back with some punches of his own, but Nelson, the superior striker, reared around and hammered Knuckles with a bunch of my thai knees.
Nelson began connecting with elbows before dumping Knuckles to the outside with a clothesline. Knuckles spazzed out on the outside and grabbed a chair, only to get it drop kicked into his sternum. Knuckles rolled around on the outside in pain as Nelson looked on.
Knuckles quickly recovered, holding Nelson in a bear hug on the mat. Over the break Nelson had missed a splash off the barrier and had been mashed into the ring post. Knuckles worked over Nelson on the mat and began choking away with his left at Nelson on the mat. Knuckles charged and hit a torpedo elbow drop in the corner that earned him a two count.
Knuckles grabbed the reverse bear hug again. Nelson fought back with the help of the crowd and almost grabbed a roll up win but Knuckles kicked out and hammered him with a right to the face. Knuckles tried two pin fall attempts before working over Nelson In the corner and then slamming him to the mat with a flap jack.
Knuckles set up a table in the corner before Nelson almost grabbed another roll up. The two traded punches in the middle of the ring before Nelson caught a super stiff enziguri that got him a two count. Nelson hit some Muay Thai knees before the two traded whip counters. Nelson won the battle and landed a huge knee to Knuckles's head. He went for the bulldog but Knuckles held up and back suplexed him.
Nelson fought back and went for a springboard lariat but botched the move and crashed to the mat. Nelson recovered quickly from the both and went for the Full Nelson Suplex but Shadow showed up with a chair. Nelson booted him in the gut and ripped the chair out of his hands and tossed the chair off his head.
Knuckles was groggy and stumbling around the table in the corner. Nelson took down his knee pads and went for an Elijah Express-type move but Knuckles avoided it. Nelson wasn't easily fooled though and went to hit the the Full Nelson Suplex again. Knuckles gouged his eyes and fought out of the hold.
Shadow had, meanwhile, recovered in the corner and came bounding off the ropes with a pounce that sent Nelson reeling through the table. Knuckles quickly shot up and went for the pin, but Nelson kicked out.
Knuckles hit a variety of vintage-Kurt Angle suplexes, Nelson returned the favour with a trifecta of German Suplexes, but was going to be an early victim of an Ankle Lock had he not rolled out of Knuckles' grip. Nelson tackled Knuckles with a shoulderblock and synched in a jujigatame, pulling back on the arm.
Knuckles rolled up Nelson from this position and got a 2-count. The fans applauded and Knux ran at Nelson aggressively, trying to rip Nelson's nose off. This made Nelson very angry. Nelson escaped and totally destroyed Knuckles with three chairshots and a Wrist Clutch Suplex Michinoku Driver.
Shadow tried to interfere once again, but Milhouse came out of nowhere and pulled him into a brainbuster on the floor. Knuckles fell into a Masterlock and eventually Nelson, after much cranking on the hold, nailed the Full Nelson Suplex. This was enough for Knuckles to finally concede defeat.
Megaman: 'Ladies & Gentlemen, here is your winner, NELSON MUNTZ!'
To the victor go the spoils: Milhouse fought Shadow all the way back into the ring. Shadow backed away from Milhouse, right into Nelson, who locked on the Masterlock and pulled back with the Full Nelson Suplex to the delight of the fans in attendance.
Backstage
Lola: 'Ladies & gentlemen, Lola Bunny once again reporting from the backstage area. I'm here with Brian Griffin, who qualified for the upcoming 4-way match where No Holds Barred champion Spiderman defends his title by winning a Last Chance Battle Royal three weeks ago on UCW Project X. Let's take a look back on his victory.'
-HIGHLIGHTS-
Peter Griffin enters. The final entrant slammed Homer, piledrove Brian and powerbombed Bender. Chris & Peter Griffin hit the Murder Drop on Homer, aided by Brian & Bender. They all worked together to toss Homer out. Bender then turned on Brian and chokeslammed 'The Dog With Attitude'. Peter & Chris brought a table in and set it on fire. Brian dodged Peter's Death Valley Driver and clotheslined Bender from the ring. He set Peter & Chris on the top rope and double-superplexed them through the burning table. They were easy pickings for elimination as Brian Griffin was now going to Second Night Stand to challenge Spiderman for the No Holds Barred title belt.
-HIGHLIGHTS-
Lola: 'So, how are you going to attempt to follow up tonight, Brian?'
Brian: 'Lola, I haven't really thought about it as much as I should have because I've been stuck with Stewie talking strategy for this match. I respect all three of my opponents tonight because their histories speak for themselves. I'm not going to be easy on aybody just because I respect them. In fact, I'm going to win and I hope they try to prove otherwise. I'm a nice guy, but wait until the bell rings. I'll be watching Bart the most, because he is who he is.'
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A/N: Well, there's your third match of Second Night Stand, with Nelson Muntz picking up the victory over Knuckles in a Street Fight with a little help from Milhouse when Shadow the hedgehog interfered, while Brian Griffin from Family Guy staking his claim to Spiderman's NHB title with highlights from a battle royal he won to get into the match! Chapter Four will feature the Pokemon Grudge match between Ash Ketchum & Gary Oak, followed by an interview with No.1 contender to the Undisputed title, 'The BB Gun' Bugs Bunny! Peace out, Rabbits and goats alike. The D-O-G is taking a nap for now!
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