Chapter 5: Battle of the Ducks II - 2 out of 3 falls match - Daffy Duck versus Donald Duck.
Greg: 'Up next is our Battle of the Ducks return bout between Daffy & Donald... but this time, it's in a 2 out of 3 falls match. The first fall will be a straight-up wrestling match with normal rules, the second a TLC match and the third, score permitting, will be a steel cage match to settle the score from their match at the OneShot in which Donald cheated to win against Daffy. Take a look!'
-HIGHLIGHTS-
Amazingly, Donald kicked out of that assault by the Looney Tunes crew. The Disney fans' cheers got louder as the Goofs, Goofy & Max, rushed out from the back to get them some of Wil E. Coyote & Sylvester the Cat... an invitation the Cat & Coyote combo were all too pleased to accept. Max traded left & right hands with Wil E. while Goofy let Sylvester taste some patented Disney vengeance armed with his trusty Knight's shield. The Goofs dragged their opposition to the top of the stage where they slammed the Looney Tunes mainstays into the stage set headfirst. Max prepared to load up Sylvester for the Goof Driver on the stage, but Sylvester back-bodydropped Max overhead. Goofy sent Wil E. staggering to the edge of the stage before pulling him back into a painful suplex on the steel. Sylvester then shoved Goofy from the stage into the tables below. Max caught Sylvester with a low blow.
Back in the ring, Donald fights back with a big sidekick on Daffy as he comes off the ropes. Donald lifts up Daffy for a cradle piledriver, Daffy counters out with a back body drop and Donald gets in a huge superkick. Donald covers, but only gets a two count. Donald is shocked. Donald puts Daffy up on the corner. Daffy knocks Donald off, Daffy jumps and he nails Donald with a big flying elbow to the jaw. Daffy covers, but only gets a two count. Donald counters Daffy into a single boston crab as Daffy came off the ropes. Daffy tries to counter that into a boston crab of his own, Donald prevents it and Daffy slingshots Donald into the corner. Daffy hits Donald with a big running bulldog, springboards off the ropes, Donald puts up his knees, Daffy catches himself and Daffy applies the crab he was looking for. Suddenly, out from under the ring, King Mickey gets up on the ring apron, going after Daffy. Daffy knocks out the King, rolls up Donald, Donald kicks out of it and as Daffy flies towards the ropes Mickey nails him with his keyblade. Donald covers and gets the pinfall.
Megaman: 'Here is your winner of the Battle of the Ducks, DONALD DUCK!'
After the official announcement, Mickey retrieved Donald from the ring just as Sylvester & Wil E. Coyote came back to help Daffy out. Mickey taunted the Looney Tunes boys as he left with Donald over his shoulder. Max shouldered his father as the trio left together. The non-Disney fans were upset at the decision while the Disney fans weren't feeling too great about how their heroes had behaved during this match.
-HIGHLIGHTS-
Megaman: 'Ladies and gentlemen, this next contest is the Battle of the Ducks and a 2 out of 3 falls match, with no time limit. In this match, the competitor with two wins in the match will be declared victorious. The first fall shall be a wrestling match, the second fall a TLC match and the third fall, if the score is tied, shall be a steel cage match! First, representing the Looney Tunes and hailing from Looneyland, weighing in at 100lbs, he is the Dark Nightmare, DAFFY DUCK!'
Daffy hit the ring just as he did at the OneShot, acting exactly like Sabu, but this time to the tune of Walk by Pantera.
Megaman: 'And his opponent, representing Kingdom Hearts & Disney, hailing from Disney Castle and weighing in at 77lbs, he is the self-proclaimed Disney MVP, DONALD DUCK!'
One, Two, you hear the clock tickin'
Tick-tock, you're about to stop livin'
Tick-tock, I want you to remember me
Tick-tock, But I'll leave you with no memory
I'M COMIN'!
Silkk Tha Shocker's I'm Comin' blasted out on the speakers once more as Donald Duck emerged from his the MVP tunnel with Mage Staff in hand. He pulled off the MVP pose and the pyro exploded from the tunnel stands. Donald then continued to the inside of the ring to hear the referee ring the bell.
The crowd was standing to watch as Donald Duck and Daffy Duck locked up for the first fall but neither duck could get the advantage and they broke it up. Once again they locked up and this time it was Daffy Duck who began to push Donald into the corner, but then Donald leaned back and launched Daffy Duck back across the ring.
Donald then knocked Daffy Duck down with a running clothesline and a back body drop. Daffy Duck then left the ring to try and compose himself. Donald wasn't about to wait for Daffy Duck and so he left the ring and began to chase him around the ring until Daffy rolled back under the ropes.
When Donald followed him, Daffy began stomping down across his back and head. Daffy Duck whipped Donald across the ring, but Donald ducked under the clothesline attempt and came flying back with a boot to Daffy Duck's face. After an irish whip attempt, Daffy Duck stopped at the ropes and then low-bridged Donald sending him to the outside.
Outside the ring, Daffy removed the top from the announce table and threw it at Donald. Daffy then laid Donald onto the announce table, and once he was on top of it himself he was able to lift Donald into position for a Arabian Tombstone. However, Donald used his elbow to escape the hold and instead delivered a Arabian Tombstone of his own, sending himself and Daffy Duck through the announcer's desk.
The referee almost counted both men out, but somehow they made it back to the ring. In the ring, Daffy blocked a right hand and came back with rights of his own, followed by a Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson-trademark spit punch which knocked Donald off his feet.
Daffy then whipped Donald into the corner and drove him into the canvas with a follow up DDT. Daffy then stalked Donald for a Spinebuster, but instead Donald turned and knocked Daffy down with a vicious clothesline. King Mickey had seen enough and he jumped up onto the apron, only to get knocked back down with a right from Daffy.
As Donald turned back towards the action, Daffy was behind him and finally got Arabian Tombstone that he had been looking for. However, instead of going for the pin, he left the ring and rolled Mickey into the ring. After dropped the Undisputed Champion with a Arabian Tombstone, Daffy turned around and was scooped up by Donald who landed a huge running Most Valuable Finisher (Island Driver, one of Samoa Joe's specials). Donald covered Daffy and hooked the leg as the referee counted the three to end the first fall.
Megaman: 'The winner of the first fall, DONALD DUCK!'
Daffy and Donald both got a five-minute rest period before the second fall, but once the fall began they went right back into a tieup. They battled over the hold but eventually with no winner, both men let go and we were once again at stalemate.
A second time they locked up and this time Donald got the advantage and took Daffy down to the mat. With Donald with a side headlock applied, Daffy began to pull himself back up from the mat and dug in a couple of elbows to Donald's ribs. Finally Daffy got free and ran the ropes, but was knocked back down with a shoulder block from Donald.
Donald then ran the ropes as Daffy jumped back to his feet and took Donald over with an arm-drag. This time Donald battled back and countered with a Looney Lights Suplex. Daffy looked to end things early with an Arabian Tombstone Piledriver, but Donald pushed Daffy into the ropes and wrapped his arms around Daffy's waist.
Donald then launched into three Back Suplexes, releasing on the last one. The crowd were full behind him as he performed a thumbs-down signal and climbed to the top, but as he flew out for the Wrong Animal Splash, Daffy rolled out of the way, and Donald ate canvas.
Donald slowly got back up and again Daffy went for the Arabian Tombstone Piledriver. Again Donald pushed him away and then took him down for the Most Valuable Submission. Daffy this time countered with a school boy roll-up but Donald kicked out. Donald rolled back up to his feet and went for a clothesline, but Daffy ducked through and finally struck gold with the Arabian Tombstone Piledriver! A groggy Daffy then decided it was time to get out some ladders.
As Daffy was retrieving a ladder, Donald then performed a plancha suicida over the top ropes, landing on his rival. Daffy and Donald began to exchange rights and lefts on the outside before Donald snatched the advantage and launched Daffy into the steel ringsteps with sickening velocity before rolled him into the ring.
Sylvester the Cat & Max Goof both attempted to interfere and began to ascend the ladder. Both toons met each other at the top and exchanged rights before Max took the calculated risk and hit a huge clothesline, sending both toons crashing to the canvas 15 feet below.
As all four toons lay motionless, the crowd jumped to its feet and applauded their efforts. Another ladder was then brought into the ring and placed next to the original. Donald began to climb the new ladder with Daffy climbing alongside him on the other.
Half way up Daffy kicked Donald in the gut and locked his arm around his leg, pushed off the ladder with his leg and hit an insane Sliced Bread No.2 from the ladder! With one ladder perched upon the turnbuckle, Max made a last gasp attempt at the briefcase for his comrade and began to climb the ladder in the centre of the ring.
Sylvester the Cat dragged himself up to the ladder in the corner and shoved it out, falling towards the other ladder. Sylvester then jumped from one ladder and kicked Max off of the other! Now it was Daffy and Donald's turn to duel it out at the top.
With both toons teetering on the top of the ladder, Donald jumped over Daffy and attempted his counterpart's Arabian Powerbomb but Daffy held on at the top. Sylvester hit Donald with a steel chair and he let go. Daffy reached up and grabbed the briefcase, which tied the match one fall apiece.
Megaman: 'The winner of the second fall, DAFFY DUCK! The match is now tied one fall apiece, which calls for the steel cage to be lowered.'
Referees and agents all came to escort Max & Sylvester to the backstage area, but they were having none of it as they flung ladders into one another. It took some time, but they were ventually restrained and hauled off to the locker-room.
The fans' suspense grew as the steel cage lowered down onto the ring. No doors on this structure, so the only way to escape was by pinfall or submission. As he regained his bearings, Donald quickly began climbing the cage walls, but Daffy threw the chair at him, hitting him in the back.
Donald fell from the top rope and straight into a dropkick from Daffy. With Donald limp, Daffy tied his arms up in the ropes and picked up the steel chair that was left from the TLC fall. With the crowd behind him, Daffy hit the first chair shot. As blood began to appear from the forehead of Donald, a smile crept upon Daffy's face.
Once again, Daffy lifted the chair above his head and connected with Donald's head. Finally, he released Donald's arms and pulled him in, setting up the Arabian Tombstone Piledriver. With the chair placed on the canvas, Daffy smashed through and hit the finisher. Daffy then looked straight at the fans and began climbing the cage.
He stood right at the top and signalled for the Ducksault.
Squidward: 'HO-'
Greg: '-LY-'
Everyone: '-SHIT!'
Daffy hit the Ducksault with such devastation that the ring shook. He rolled around for a while, trying to get the feeling back in his gut before covering Donald for the 1-2-3.
Megaman: 'Here is your winner of the third fall, and at 2 falls to 1, the winner of Battle of the Ducks 2, DAFFY DUCK!'
Sylvester came back down to retrieve Daffy, who was physically spent after three falls of hell. Daffy regained verticality and insisted on standing without help. He watched as Donald regained his feet as well while holding HIS gut. Donald held out his hand.
Daffy was weary of trusting his rival, but being a good sport, he took the handshake before Donald raised Daffy's hand. Mickey and the Goofs were incensed that Donald would show respect to the Looney Tunes, so they began to beat him down. Daffy & Sylvester weren't having any of it, though, as they defended Donald by clotheslining the Undisputed champion & Goofy from the ring. Max was left all alone. Daffy & Sylvester backed him up until the hapless Max fell into a mad Donald, who drilled him with the Firaga Drop, Most Valuable Finisher & 4-Disney Splash one after the other. Then Donald invited Daffy & Sylvester to do the same. Sylvester executed the Black Cat Turnaround, leaving Daffy wide open to deliver the Triple Jump Ducksault. Donald left with Daffy & Sylvester as the crowd cheered this new alliance.
Backstage
Lola: 'Ladies & gentlemen, Lola Bunny once again reporting from the backstage area. I'm here with Sora, Riku & Roxas, the Kingdom Hearts Keybladers, who will challenge Eddy and his mystery partners for the 6-man tag team championship. Boys, your thoughts?'
Roxas: 'You want our thoughts? Our thoughts are that this has got to be even stupider than when the Eds first challenged us. Eddy can't really get anybody to be his partners, because that would mean he would have to pay them. And everybody knows money is one thing poor Edward can't seem to get his hands on!'
Sora: 'Now, we'd prefer this to be a 6-man tag team match where we can win the titles fair and square... but it would be all the more sweeter to pry them from Eddy's cold dead fingers in a 3-on-1 handicap match!'
Riku: 'Ditto, Sora. I can't imagine a better way for this match to go than a Birth By Sleep, followed by an Oblivion Brainbuster and then a Way to the Dawn for good measure before we wrap up the defenceless one and take home the titles!'
UCW Owner & General Manager DJ Diddy Dog appeared on the scene.
DJ: 'Now, I'm going to say this to you three punks once... and once only! Eddy has found his replacement partners, so it won't be a handicap match as you describe. In fact, as an incentive for you and the whole Disney clique taking out his best friends at the OneShot, Eddy gets to name the match-type!'
Riku looked to get angry.
DJ: 'Hey, you roll the dice against me, you pay the price against me!'
The Keybladers were livid.
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A/N: Well, there's your fifth match of Second Night Stand, with Daffy Duck getting revenge over his loss to Donald Duck with a rematch win under 2 out of 3 fall rules AND gaining his Disney counterpart's respect in the process. The Keybladers mouth off about an advantage in their match against Eddy and the boss drops a bombshell concerning the stipulations (and a quote from JC619, heh-heh). Chapter Six will play host to the Crime Lab match between Team CSI (Grissom, Nick & Warrick) and the MK Cyber Ninjas (Smoke, Cyrax & Sektor) and an interview with Kamen Rider Zeronos as he prepares for the Power Rangers versus Kamen Riders showdown later in the PPV. I'm not going to go crazy this time, but I've got something to say to my girlfriend: I cheated on you with my ex. In fact, we're moving back in together. You should come get your stuff.
DJ Diddy Dog - GUN FORM.
P.S. That was a joke at the end, people! Rickster627, once I get some background info on your characters and their show(s), I promise I will get back to you. Also, I sincerely apologise to whomever I called an asshole or asshat in past chapters.