Chapter 6: Crime Lab match - Team CSI (Gil Grissom, Nick Stokes & Warrick Brown) versus The Cyber Ninjas (Smoke, Sektor & Cyrax).

Megaman: 'Ladies & Gentlemen, this next match is the Crime Lab match, set for one fall with no time limit! First, all hailing from Las Vegas, Nevada, Gil Grissom, Warrick Brown & Nick Stokes, TEAM CSI!'

Who Are You? by the Who hit and out came the CSI Vegas reps, looking very comfortable in their specialty match. Grissom eyed the scalpels on the outside autopsy table before joining his subordinates in the ring.

Megaman: 'And their opponents, hailing from the Netherrealm, at a record combined weight of 999lbs, Sektor, Cyrax & Smoke, THE MORTAL KOMBAT CYBER NINJAS!'

I Will Be Heard by Hatebreed hit again as the Cybers came out to get the match underway. The brawl kicked off early and Grissom smashed Sektor into the autopsy table. Grissom rammed it into the steel stage and bailed to help Warrick Brown & Nick Stokes battle Sektor's partners. Sektor slowly rose from the autopsy table and nailed Grissom in the head with a scalpel. Grissom was now bleeding.

Warrick fought it out with Smoke in the ring; exchanging weapon shots as they went along. Nick powerbombed Cyrax off of the stage into the stack of tables beside the stage. Warrick tried the Wild Card, but it was countered into Smoke's Smoke Alarm DDT. Grissom broke up the pin at 2.

Sektor followed him into the ring and hit him hard with the scalpel again. Sektor then attempted the BGS on Warrick, but Warrick reversed the move with a tornado DDT. Nick returned to the ring and blasted Smoke with a monster spear. The crowd chanted 'CSI'.

Warrick & Grissom set up Sektor for the Top-rope Powerbomb and placed Smoke on Sektor's shoulders. Nick released them devastatingly and Grissom fetched a ladder. He climbed it and told the fans he was going to execute a high-flying move, but Smoke recovered, took out Warrick & Nick and tipped the ladder back, causing Grissom to crash into a car (logged in as CSI evidence, no doubt) at ringside.

In the ring was Warrick Brown squaring off with Cyrax. Cyrax took the advantage with a lariat. Warrick got up and nailed one of his own. Then the fight became a variety festival. Warrick & Cyrax reversed each other's reversal, much to the delight of the crowd. Then Cyrax, inebriated by Warrick's tactics, kicked Warrick full blast in the face.

The Cyber went outside and started to filter the ring with all sorts of criminalist tools from the variety of autopsy tables around the ring. Cyrax smacked Warrick in the head with an 'evidenced' baseball bat (sorry for making a crappy word), but Warrick fired back with a Van Daminator, smashing the bat into Cyrax's forehead.

Warrick attempted a Moonsault but was shoved into one of the autopsy tables by his adversary. Warrick used the support from the fans to get up while Cyrax set up an evidenced ladder and a triple stack of tables. Cyrax continued his onslaught with a chair before he dragged Warrick to the top of the ladder.

He called for the Cyberbomb, but the move was reversed into the bodyslam position by Warrick. The fans knew what was coming. Warrick hit the Wild Card from the ladder through the triple stack.

Fans: 'HOLY SHIT!'

Nick was trading soupbones with Smoke over an autopsy table. Smoke swung for Nick's head, missed and got stabbed in the arm by a scalpel. Nick then threw fingerprint dust in Smoke's face and smashed the whole pot over Smoke's head.

Stokes grabbed Smoke and hit a big suplex onto the autopsy table. Stokes grabbed a steel chair and Smoke got one of his own. They smash chairs together a few times. Stokes dodged a shot from Smoke and cracked the chair over the head of Smoke with a loud thud. Stokes held up the steel chair and revealed a huge dent in the steel chair.

Grissom was forced back into the ring by Sektor, who waylaid into the CSI Graveyard Supervisor with anything he could get his hands on. Once Sektor was done with all that, he picked up an idle scalpel and prepared to worsen Grissom's wounds, but Gris was not done yet. He blocked the tiny blade and kicked Sektor in the gut. He then levelled the Red Cyber with the Graveyard Shift Superkick.

Recovering, Sektor went after Grissom with a singapore cane viscously, but Grissom was able to bounce back with viscous singapore cane shots of his own. Warrick tossed him a chair and Grissom went to town on Sektor. Grissom set Sektor onto a table on the outside, went up top with the chair and attempted a springboard legdrop with the chair onto an evidenced door, but hit nothing but door as Sektor moved away.

Sektor grabbed the discarded chair from Grissom and slammed it into Grissom's skull hard. Sektor threw Grissom back in the ring and then flattened Warrick with his chair. Turning around, Sektor was met by Nick and the Van Daminator.

Cyrax rushed after Nick, but the stud of the Vegas unit kicked him down too. Nick got a table and set it up in the ring, putting Sektor on it for the revived Grissom. Grissom held a singapore cane under his knees and crashed through Sektor with a modified Gravedigger Legdrop.

Smoke found a way to recover and got in the ring. He got in a few rights on Warrick, but Warrick fought back with a quick elbow to the face. Smoke approached Warrick who was sitting up on the top turnbuckle. Warrick grabbed Smoke, pulled him up, jumped and connected with the Wild Card! Warrick hooked the leg... 1...2...3!

Megaman: 'Here are your winners of the match, TEAM CSI!'

After the match, the crowd chanted 'THIS IS AWESOME' and rightfully so. They showed a few recaps of the biggest spots during the match. Greg Sanders got up from his seat and began clapping for his partners. Then the cameras went backstage so the cleanup team could clear out the ring.

Backstage

Lola: 'Ladies & gentlemen, Lola Bunny once again reporting from the backstage area and my guest at this time is Kamen Rider Zeronos, with his hand-picked team of Kamen Riders he will lead into battle against Tyzonn's team of Power Rangers!'

Zeronos: 'Let me say this to start, Tyzonn... you will be defeated! I have assembled the ultimate team of Riders ever and in the name of the late, great Shotarou Ishimori, we will teach you how to fight, Rider style! My team consists of me, Kick Hopper, Chalice, Kaixa & Ouja. I have nothing else to say except a point I've already brought up... your prospects in this match are practically nil! See you at your end, Tyzonn!'

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A/N: Well, there's your sixth match of Second Night Stand, with Team CSI pulling out the victory against the MK Cybers in their own Crime Lab specialty match when Warrick executed a gigantic Wild Card from the top rope! Also, Kamen Rider Zeronos (if you don't know, just search him on wikipedia. Hey, it's just like Power Rangers: you just get into the thing. And I know you're all wondering why I still watch this crap at my age. I'm an Otaku, so get used to it... but that STILL MEANS I WILL NOT BUY ANY 4KIDS MERCHANDISE! FUCK THOSE BASTARDS!) simply explains what his team is going to do in the KR vs. PR Showdown. Chapter Seven will feature the Anime Lumberjack match between Naruto Uzamaki and Goku to crown the official King of Anime. In fact, NEW TITLE CREATED! The UCW King of Anime championship is going to be on the line in the match! Also, Bart Simpson will be interviewed right before he challenges for the No Holds Barred title against champion Spiderman, newcomer Brian Griffin and Spidey's OneShot adversary, Aragorn! Peace out. I'm not going over the top this time.

DJ Diddy Dog - GUN FORM.