Chapter 7: Anime Lumberjack match for the UCW King of Anime championship - 'The Nine-Tailed Fox' Naruto Uzamaki versus Goku.
Squidward: 'Before we get this next match underway, let us introduce a very special guest at the announce table today, the number one contender for the CWF World championship, Mr. Danny Phantom!'
Danny: 'It is an honour to be here at Second Night Stand and to guest commentate on this next match. Now, I have nothing but respect for Naruto... but he's already acting like the big cheese around here AND unlikeable at the same time. What a combination!'
Greg: 'You said it! But we also know that Naruto is unpredictable in the ring with both his speed and his quick feet. Goku can match him, but I still think Naruto's got the edge.'
Danny: 'I've been his partner before, so I KNOW how lethal his quick feet are. But this match will still be very interesting to watch!'
Megaman: 'Ladies & gentlemen, it is now time for the Anime Lumberjack match, set for one fall and it is for the UCW King of Anime championship! Introducing, the Anime Lumberjacks!'
Out came Sailor Moon, Monkey D. Luffy, Bobobo, Team Rocket (Pokemon), Eddward Elric (Full Metal Alchemist), Ranma Saotome, the Mobile Suits from Gundam, Goku's on-and-off rival Piccolo, Ash Ketchum & Pikachu (who were no doubt after Naruto for what he did earlier), Astroboy, WarGreymon (Digimon), Charizard (Pokemon) and the badass Guyver, who the fans broke into a chant for.
Danny: 'Huh! Guyver's getting a lot of support from this crowd! From what I've seen of him, he could obliterate everybody if he tried to, but I think he should keep his bio-boosted armour to himself or the ref's gonna' send his bad ass out!'
Megaman: 'And now the participants: first, now residing in Miami, Florida, weighing in at 146lbs, 'The Nine-Tailed Fox' NARUTO UZAMAKI!'
The Naruto U.S. Season 3 theme hit over the P.A. and Naruto came out amidst a pyrotechnics display, fit for a king, which is what Naruto hoped to become in this match. He stared at Ash Ketchum on the outside before moving to his corner.
Megaman: 'And his opponent, weighing in at 252lbs, hailing from Tokyo, Japan by way of Los Angeles, California, he is the Super Saiyan Master, GOKU!'
The Dragonball Z theme hit and the fans exploded for the entrance of Goku. The Saiyan was in his ultimate form with shining golden hair. He went to his corner and allowed the referee to ring the bell and get this match underway. The bell rang and here we go. Both Naruto and Goku locked up and Naruto pushed Goku away. Both locked up again and Naruto pushed Goku to the corner.
Danny: 'Gotta' give props to the N-Man: he's taking it to the golden warrior!'
Goku got in a headlock on Naruto and Naruto fought back with a shoulder block. When Goku attempted a charge, he nailed Naruto with impact and fell down. Goku challenged Naruto to go off the ropes and when he went, Goku executed a drop toehold followed by a dropkick to the face. Naruto fought back with an elbow, charged, but Goku moved and Naruto went to the outside.
Goku teased he was going to flip over the top rope, but he bounced off and stayed in the ring, allowing Ash Ketchum to get some payback. Goku then went up to the top and took out Naruto with a big plancha suicida to the outside. Goku sent Naruto back in the ring. Goku went up to the top, jumped, Naruto caught him and then nailed a big samoan drop. Naruto got in a running knee to Goku's face in the corner.
Danny: 'Ouch!'
Squidward: 'You've never felt that? With the ghosts you've faced?'
Danny: 'Duh, they're GHOSTS. They can't touch me!'
Greg: 'But isn't the ghosts attacking you the whole point of your show?'
Danny: 'Shut up and watch the match! God: you're worse than Michael Cole!'
Squidward: 'Nobody's worse than Michael Cole. Idiotic midget.'
Naruto picked up Goku by his face, nailed a snapmare followed by a chop, kick and jumping knee to the chest. Naruto hooked the leg, but only got a two count. Naruto applied a headlock and Goku fought out of it. Naruto fought back with a big powerslam for a two count.
Goku fought back taking down Naruto by the knees followed by a big frog splash off the top rope. Goku covered, but only got a two count. Naruto fought back with a big kick to the back of the head when Goku attempted a palm to the head thrust.
Naruto put Goku up on the top rope, but Goku slid down and gave Naruto a powerbomb! Goku covered Naruto... 1... 2... kick out. Goku got in two big chops and a third took down Naruto. Goku covered, but only got a two count. Goku went up to the top rope and sat down.
Naruto approached and got in a quick kick on Goku that had Goku dazed a bit. Naruto grabbed Goku, put him up on his shoulders, walked to the middle and executed the Tao Buster! Naruto then applied his Nine-Tailed Choke submission. The referee raised Goku's arm once, twice... and no! Goku's arm remained levitated off the ground!
Goku then fought back lifting Naruto up to his shoulders and connecting with a huge Saiyabomb from the corner! Goku covered... 1... 2... Naruto kicked out and Goku couldn't believe it. Goku looked to go for the Saiyan Ultimate Finish (Spear into a sitout Spinebuster) when Naruto executed the Ninja Kick!
Danny: 'BOOM! That's one for the ages! Stick a fork in this man, he's done!'
Naruto covered again, but got another close two count. Both exchanged some right hands against the ropes a bit. Goku then sent Naruto into the ropes, Goku bounced off the other side and connects with the Saiyan Ultimate Finish in the middle of the ring!
Goku sent Naruto through the ropes to the outside. However, the lumberjacks (minus Ash & Pikachu... and even Guyver) are all too tentative to go after him. Goku was tossed out next and the lumberjacks tried to put him back in the ring. Goku outpowered everyone and went back in himself.
The action spilled to the outside again and Goku sent Naruto into the ring post. The lumberjacks threw Naruto back in the ring this time. In the ring, Goku locked on a Bear Hug on Naruto. Naruto fights out of it sending Goku to the outside among the lumberjacks.
Naruto then jumped off the top rope and connected with Goku along with other lumberjacks. Back in the ring, Naruto connected with a big Ninja Kick on Goku. Guyver and Pikachu ran in after this took place. Naruto took out Guyver with a Ninja Kick.
Danny: 'Well, there's goes my theory. Guyver dropped like a douchebag!'
Goku then got back up and hit another Saiyan Ultimate Finish. Naruto was the first back on his feet in the ring and he gave Goku some hard rights. Goku fought back sending Naruto into the ropes and then took him out with a samoan drop. Goku covered Naruto, but only got a two count.
Naruto and Goku exchanged some punches on the mat. Both got on their feet and continued to exchange punches, but Goku started to get more in. Goku took out Naruto with two clotheslines followed by a high back body drop. Goku gave Naruto an inverted backbreaker, covered, but only got a two count.
Goku struggled to get up on the top turnbuckle and as he did Naruto came up, chopping him a few times. Naruto climbed up with Goku, but Goku jumped off grabbing Naruto by the head and bouncing him off the top rope. Goku climbed up to the ring apron, springboards off the top rope hitting Naruto with a bulldog, covered, but only got a two count.
Naruto held onto the ropes as Goku tried to take him out with what looks to be a german suplex. Naruto fought back hitting an inverted side slam on Goku, covered, but only got a two count. Naruto dodged a superkick from Goku, but Goku spun around hitting a big roundhouse kick on Naruto.
Naruto got up in the corner, removed the top turnbuckle pad, Goku jumped at him looking to hit a splash, but Naruto moved and Goku hit the exposed turnbuckle face first. Goku bounced back and Naruto covered for the 3-count, crowning the first-ever King of Anime Champion.
Megaman: 'Ladies & Gentlemen, here is your winner and the FIRST-EVER UCW King of Anime Champion, NARUTO UZAMAKI!'
Danny: 'Congrats to both of these guys! This was a great match and... uh, I think Naruto needs some help!'
This victory meant that Naruto could soon become a double champion if he eventually recaptures the CWF World title from Jake Long. He celebrated and then turned around to see the other Anime characters all staring at him and the new title belt. He turned to run, but Guyver slammed him down with the Bio-Boost (F-5) and the Anime characters began laying into him with a beatdown. UCW General Manager/Owner DJ Diddy Dog appeared on the titantron and had a huge smile on his face.
DJ: 'Naruto, maybe you shouldn't be running your mouth on your first night... because it can get you into big trouble. With ME, of all people. Now, I'm a big Guyver fan over anything else. But it wouldn't be fair just to give him the no.1 contender's spot like that. So, later tonight, we're going to have a Climax Scene Battle Royal for the UCW King of Anime title with everybody who occupies that ring currently. And if you're wondering why I'm putting your title on the line, Uzamaki? Well, the old saying goes: 'Roll the dice against me and pay the price against me!' Now take that to the bank! Oh, and Danny Phantom? You're in it along with Jake Long! Now tear each other apart or get the hell out of my damn ring!'
Backstage
Lola: 'Ladies & gentlemen, Lola Bunny once again reporting from the backstage area and my guest at this time is Bart Simpson, who will challenge for the No Holds Barred championship in our next match.'
Bart: 'Thank you, my good woman. The Simpsons are having a very good night as Nelson beats that lunatic Knuckles and I'm about to get me some gold. I have no problem with Aragorn or Brian in this match, but Spidey is another story entirely. He used underhanded tactics to be the first No Holds Barred champion and then again in retaining the title against my dad Homer in a Stretcher match 2 weeks ago. He has now made a big mistake as he is now my target! So, you go tell that pathetic excuse for a superhero that I'm out for his blood and his gold! Bartman out!'
Simpson skateboarded off as his music began to play.
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A/N: Well, there's your seventh match of Second Night Stand, with Naruto Uzamaki upending Goku to lift the King of Anime title (I didn't plan it, by the way) while Danny Phantom provided commentary (thanks again JC619), but finding himself having to defend the title later in the night in what the boss calls a 'Climax Scene Battle Royal' and getting a big Anime beatdown to boot! This match was requested by JC619 (check out the Cartoon Wrestling Federation) and if this match sucked so bad, gimme a backhand instead of a cookie. Bart Simpson then tells the fans & Lola what he thinks of Spiderman's tactics lately. Chapter Eight will feature the Fatal 4-way Ladder match for the No Holds Barred title between defending champ Spiderman, Brian Griffin, Bart Simpson & Aragorn, followed by an interview with 'The Man of Mercury' Tyzonn and his group of assembled Power Rangers as they prepare to crack heads with the Kamen Riders! Peace out, dogheads!
DJ Diddy Dog - GUN FORM.
P.S. I have something serious to say now. It's simple: if you want me to stop writing UCW stories and leave for good, then I will just go... and you can blame some pathetic flamers for it, because they are really starting to piss me off! ExtremeVixen & Flame Rising are the culprits: if I go, then you can blame them. But if you want me to stay and keep writing kickass stories regardless of these morons, then I shall stay. END OF STORY!