Chapter 9: UCW World 6-man Tag Team championship match - Champions Eddy/?/? versus the Kingdom Hearts Keybladers.
Squidward: 'Let's take you back to see how our next match, the 6-man tag team title match, got together...'
A hometown return leads to banishment...
The non-Disney fans went crazy. The hometown boys had pulled the victory out. But the Disney & Kingdom Hearts crew weren't happy. In fact, they were pissed. King Mickey, Goofy, Max, & Donald ran out to begin beating up the new champions. Eddy received the brunt of the punishment: Mickey's Keyblade Sweep DDT, Goofy's Tigerbomb, Max's Goof Driver and Donald's 4-Disney Splash all in succession. Double D tried to help, but Riku choked him out with the Xehanort Choke. Ed appeared with a singapore cane and caned the Goofs before he was tackled down by Roxas. The Nobody then put Ed out with the Birth By Sleep, which sent Ed flying from the ring. The Disney crew then grabbed Ed & Double D, dragging them out of the arena. Mickey stayed behind, but the rest of the crew went ahead. They made it to the oil rig where the Trip To Oblivion match was meant to happen and tossed Double D & Ed into the river below.
Squidward: 'Two of the three Eds have been sent into Oblivion! What does this mean for the 6-man tag team championship?'
Revenge manifested...
Squidward: 'Eddy's here at Project X! And he's here for Sora, Riku & Roxas!'
Eddy charged at Sora and took his head off with one of the title belts. Riku & Roxas soon got the same treatment before Eddy laid a chair in the middle of the ring. He powerslam-lifted Riku and then drove him into the chair with the Tombstone E-Driver.
A new challenge made...
DJ Diddy Dog: 'You see, boys: Eddy has suggested to me that I should book a rematch between you all. I have said yes on the condition that he finds two new partners in time for Second Night Stand! So gear up for a rough ride, because I hear he's been asking around the big guns!'
Who will come out on top as 6-man tag team champions? Will Eddy be able to overcome the Keybladers without his friends? Or will he do just fine with his new partners?
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Megaman: 'Ladies & gentlemen, the following contest is one of your main events of the evening, set for one fall with a 60-minute time limit and it is for the UCW World 6-man Tag Team championship! Introducing first, representing Disney, Sora, Riku & Roxas, THE KINGDOM HEARTS KEYBLADERS!'
This Fire Burns by Killswitch Engage hit over the PA, which brought out the main characters of the highly-successful Kingdom Hearts series... to violent boos. But the boys walked with a swagger to the ring and never batted an eyelid to the fans as they prepared for Eddy's mystery partners.
Megaman: 'And their opponents, first, hailing from Peach Creek, California, he is one-third of the 6-man Tag Team champions, EDDY!'
Thnks Fr Th Mmrs by Fall Out Boy brought out Eddy, wearing one belt on his waist and the other two over his shoulders, who's eyes were focused on the Keybladers, after what they did to his partners at the OneShot.
Megaman: 'And his tag team partners...'
Dah-duh-duh-dah-duh, da-da-duh-nuh-nuh-nuh, dah-nah-nah-nah-nah, dah-dah-dah-dah!
Megaman: '...first, hailing from Springfield, weighing in at 286lbs, he is the Homing Missile, HOMER SIMPSON!'
The fans exploded for Homer, who touched fists with Eddy and was handed one of the belts. Riku, Sora & Roxas were in complete shock. But that shock would increase tenfold with the announcement of the next partner.
Megaman: 'And finally, representing Tekken and the Mishima Zaibatsu, from Japan and weighing in at 399lbs, he is JINPACHI MISHIMA!'
The Tekken 5 theme played as the half-demon half-human fighter stomped out in his burning form, took one of the title belts from Eddy and then stood as Eddy retrieved a microphone.
Eddy: 'I remember from earlier that the boss said I could choose the type of match we are going to have tonight. So prepare yourselves for an EXTREME RULES ELIMINATION MATCH!'
Eddy & his new teammates rushed into the ring and the referee hastily rang the bell. While Homer & Eddy took care of Roxas & Sora in the crowd as the two boys tried to run, Jinpachi dealt with Riku in the ring. Jinpachi attempts a right hand, Riku ducks, gets in a right hand, but Jinpachi throws Riku down with force. Riku rolls out of the ring, walks up the steel steps and gets back in the ring.
Riku argues with the referee that Jinpachi's cast is a weapon. The referee said it is legal when Jinpachi grabs him and hits a headbutt. Jinpachi nails Riku face first off the corner and then hits a big chop to the chest on Riku. Jinpachi chops Riku over the chest again and Riku falls forward grabbing his chest in pain. Jinpachi picks up Riku and hits a quick scoop slam.
Jinpachi drops an elbow across the chest of Riku. Jinpachi drops a second elbow and backs off as Riku rolls out of the ring to the outside. Jinpachi leaves the ring chasing down Riku. Riku gets back in the ring. When Jinpachi follows, Riku cuts him off with a right hand. When Riku goes to grab Jinpachi, Jinpachi gives Riku a headbutt. Jinpachi comes back in the ring and then sends Riku into the corner, sending Riku over the top with force.
Jinpachi comes to the outside area and chops Riku again over the chest. Jinpachi throws Riku in the ring. When Jinpachi approaches the ropes, Riku takes him out with a running knee to the face. Riku comes out with Jinpachi and when Jinpachi swings for a right hand, Riku ducks and Jinpachi nails his cast over the steel post of Jinpachi. Jinpachi screams out in pain when he hits the steel post.
Riku puts Jinpachi back in the ring and Riku works on the wrist of Jinpachi a bit. Riku uses his knee to drive force into the cast even more. Riku grabs the arm of Jinpachi, rolls to the outside and then nails it against the other steel post with force. The cast is split open as Riku comes back in the ring. Riku pulls the broken cast off the hand of Jinpachi and then drives his knee into the giant fist of Jinpachi.
Riku does this a second time, but Jinpachi fights back with a headbutt on Riku. Jinpachi then gets tossed over the top rope by Riku and Jinpachi falls on his exposed hand. Riku comes out and nails the hand of Jinpachi on the steel steps. Riku comes in the ring and taunts at the crowd doing the Jinpachi taunt, but holds his arm noting Jinpachi's giant fist laughing.
Riku then grabs the fingers on Jinpachi's hand and separates the fingers applying pressure. Riku then drops a knee over the hand of Jinpachi as well. Riku then wrenches back on the arm of Jinpachi containing his giant fist. Jinpachi fights back hitting a quick snapmare on Riku. Jinpachi leaves the ring, but Riku follows and nails the hand of Jinpachi off the steel post again.
Back in the ring, Riku applies more pressure on Jinpachi with a modified top wrist lock. Riku separates the fingers of Jinpachi some more as Jinpachi screams out in pain. Jinpachi then fights back with a quick hip toss. Riku goes up to the top, jumps, but Jinpachi nails him in the face with a forearm. Jinpachi hits a big headbutt on Riku followed by a side slam.
When Jinpachi executed the side slam, he landed on his right side and injured his hand a bit more. Jinpachi hits three big charges on Riku in the corner followed by a shoulder block that takes Riku down. Jinpachi then attempts a Demon Chokeslam, but he can't pick up Riku due to his giant fist having been worked over. Jinpachi then accidentally takes out the referee distracting the monster long enough for Riku to leave the ring and pull out a sledgehammer.
Riku comes in with the sledgehammer, but Jinpachi snaps it in half with his giant fist. Riku can't believe it. Jinpachi takes out Riku with a quick kick to the face. Riku then rolls out and grabs a steel chair. Riku goes to use the steel chair, but Jinpachi kicks Riku in the gut and then sends his body into the steel steps. Jinpachi tries to lift up part of the steel steps, but can't get a good grip with his giant fist.
Riku hits a blantant low blow on Jinpachi, causing Jinpachi to fall on the bottom of the steel steps. Riku then picks up the steel chair and smacks it across the giant fist of Jinpachi. Jinpachi backs up grabbing his hand in pain. Riku approaches Jinpachi with the steel chair, but Jinpachi charges with force at Riku and takes him out with a Spear! Jinpachi throws Riku back in the ring and comes back in himself favoring his giant fist. Jinpachi then calls for the Demon Chokeslam with his left hand.
When Jinpachi picks up Riku, Riku picks up part of the sledgehammer and nails Jinpachi in the head with it. Riku throws it away, grabs Jinpachi and hits the Way To The Dawn. Riku covers Jinpachi... 1... 2... 3.
Jinpachi Mishima is eliminated.
Homer & Eddy pushed the other two Keybladers back to the ring with a trashcan and a singapore cane. Riku tried to help, but Eddy latched onto him and hit the Canadian Destroyer. Eddy then climbed Homer and eliminated Riku with a 450 Splash.
Riku is eliminated.
Everyone started brawling again, with Roxas sending Homer upside down into the steps and Homer working around with Sora. Sora tossed Homer into the ropes just in time to get hammered with a Roxas kneeshot. Roxas tagged in once things settled down and put the boots to Homer.
He hit a snap mare and then some nasty looking forearms to the temples. Roxas kept after the neck, slapping on a neck vice. Homer fought back only for Roxas to cut him off. Roxas missed a clothesline and that allowed Homer to hit a swinging neckbreaker.
Roxas tagged Sora just in time for Sora to drop some nasty looking elbows onto Homer's back. Homer hit a drop toehold into the turnbuckles and tagged in Eddy who cleaned house and then hit a hurricanrana.
All hell broke loose and the referee got distracted with Roxas and Homer on the outside. Eddy went to use a singapore cane, but Sora grabbed another and clocked Eddy with it followed by an impressive, picture-perfect Oblivion Brainbuster, enabling him to pick up the elimination.
Eddy is eliminated.
Homer was now all alone, but he seemed to handle the concept of two-on-one pretty well. He snapped off some jabs on Sora before chopping Roxas hardway. Sora picked up a steel chair and looked to clock Homer with it, but the 'Yellow-Bellied Warrior' was ready for it as he punched it back in Sora's face. He then rushed the ropes and booted Roxas in the face with a Yakuza Kick.
Homer then signalled for the end and positioned Roxas for the Homing Missile DDT, but Sora chop-blocked his knee, allowing Roxas to nail a low blow. Suddenly, Riku came back down to the ring with two bottles of lighter fluid. Roxas and Sora navigated a table into the ring before Riku set it up with flames burning. They were going to send Homer into the flames with a Triple Powerbomb, but Eddy & Jinpachi wouldn't let it happen. Eddy clotheslined Sora while Jinpachi disposed of Riku over the top rope.
With encouragement from his partners, Homer lifted Roxas and powerbombed him through the flaming table. The fans went freaking NUTS! Homer then pinned Roxas for the 1-2-3.
Roxas is eliminated.
Eddy & Jinpachi chased the eliminated Keybladers up the ramp while Homer hit the DX 'suck it' taunt to Sora before putting the final Keyblader away with the Homing Missile DDT onto the remnants of the burnt table.
Sora is eliminated.
Megaman: 'Ladies & Gentlemen, your winners and STILL UCW World 6-man Tag Team Champions, JINPACHI MISHIMA, HOMER SIMPSON & EDDY!'
Jinpachi took his belt and left while Eddy stayed to celebrate with Homer. The fans were ecstatic with their victory, but the Disney crew were irate at the Keybladers' loss.
Backstage
Lola: 'Ladies & gentlemen, Lola Bunny once again reporting from the backstage area and my guest at this time is the Undisputed Heavyweight champion of the World, King Mickey, who will defend his championship tonight in an Ambulance match against Bugs Bunny!'
Mickey: 'It is a travesty that DJ Diddy Dog has put me in this match with someone I have already defeated... both in ratings and in matches. Do you think it matters to me that I'm facing Bugs again? No! I have a problem with the Ambulance stipulation. One of us may not be walking home tonight. But rest assured: I will defeat Bugs and walk out the Undisputed champion of the World!'
Arena Promo
???: 'Welcome to the Xander Zone! Next month at UCW Parodyslam, Xander Cage is coming to UCW, and he's not coming alone!'
Darius Stone: 'Get XXX'd!'
Xander Cage: 'Welcome to xXx, bitch!'
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A/N: Well, there's your ninth match of Second Night Stand, with Eddy bringing in Homer Simpson & Jinpachi Mishima to defeat the Keybladers in a brutal Extreme Rulz match while King Mickey promises to leave SNS with the Undisputed title belt... and UCW gets ready to enter the Xander Zone as Team xXx are coming to UCW at Parodyslam! Chapter Ten will feature the Power Rangers (Tyzonn, Adam, Mack, Bridge & Xander) going up against the Kamen Rider elite (Zeronos, Kick Hopper, Chalice, Kaixa & Ouja) in a ten-man tag team showdown, followed by an interview with the new No Holds Barred champion, Bart Simpson! Ciaou for now!
DJ Diddy Dog - GUN FORM.