Chapter 11: UCW King of Anime championship Climax Scene Battle Royal - Featuring: Champion Naruto Uzamaki, Danny Phantom, 'American Dragon' Jake Long, Guyver, Goku, Ash Ketchum, Pikachu, Meowth, Charizard, WarGreymon, Eddward Elric, James of Team Rocket, Monkey D. Luffy, Bobobo, Ranma Saotome, Astroboy, WereGarurumon, Vegeta, Cell and Sonic The Hedgehog.

Megaman: 'Ladies and gentlemen, this is the Climax Scene Battle Royal and it is for the UCW King of Anime championship! Now, in this match, there are no countouts and no disqualifications. The only way to be eliminated is to be thrown over the top rope with both feet hitting the floor! The last competitor in the ring will be crowned the King of Anime champion! Introducing the first entry, from the Digital World, weighing 450lbs, he is WARGREYMON!'

Digimon U.S. Series 1 theme played, which brought out the gigantic and heavily-armoured digital monster, primed and ready to fight.

Megaman: 'And the number two entry: representing Team Rocket, weighing 190lbs, he is JAMES!'

James was too hesitant to come out and get the match underway, so security dragged him to the ring while he was kicking and screaming. Once underneath the ropes, James was pulled into the ring by WarGreymon's massive claws. Then the referee rang the bell.

WarGreymon and James start. WarGreymon gets James in the ring and goes for the Terranova Driver (victim's legs crossed in a cloverleaf at the top of a regular piledriver). It is reversed by James into a backdrop. James spits and gives a middle finger as the next competitor enters.

Charizard walks to the ring. He and WarGreymon double team James. James is held by the pocket monster while the digital monster gives out some punches. After 3 Charizard tossed James over.

James is eliminated.

Eddward Elric enters. Eddward & Charizard attack the digital monster but WarGreymon soon hits them with a double dropkick. He hits Eddward Elric with a clothesline that forces Eddward Elric over the ropes.

Eddward Elric is eliminated.

Pikachu enters. Pikachu hardly got in before being pounced back out. Charizard throws WarGreymon into the corner and starts showing off some power.

Pikachu is eliminated.

Sonic The Hedgehog enters. Charizard runs over and starts kicking. WarGreymon lays in the corner bleeding code. Sonic almost goes over but skins the cat back in.

Jake Long enters. Charizard goes back to WarGreymon. He kicks WarGreymon hard in the ribs. WarGreymon grabs his leg and uses it to propel Charizard over. But Charizard remains on the apron.

Bobobo enters. Sonic and Jake Long go at it as Bobobo tries to lift the WarGreymon over the top rope.

Guyver enters. He goes right to Bobobo with a big forearm. Then he helps WarGreymon back in. Guyver turned to go back to Bobobo. As soon as he moved Jake Long dropkicked WarGreymon who went over the top rope. But he remained on the apron and slithered back into the ring. WarGreymon then hiptossed Jake over the top rope and to the floor.

Jake Long is eliminated.

Ranma Saotome enters and gives a beating to Bobobo. This leaves Sonic easy pickings for Guyver to toss out.

Sonic the Hedgehog is eliminated.

Astroboy enters. Astroboy looks at Guyver who just grunts. Astroboy charges Guyver but is caught and tossed out.

Astroboy is eliminated.

Goku & WereGarurumon enter holding a sign that says 'We are the next tag team champions!' with the fans confused as a new tag team seems to be forming. But that was meaningless when they took a look at Guyver. Guyver runs at them with arms out for a double clothesline, but Goku & Garuru ducked sending Guyver over them and out to the apron. He feigns elimination so they go after someone else.

Danny Phantom enters. Goku & Garuru drop kick Ranma and toss Bobobo over. Danny Phantom grabs Goku and threw him out of the squared circle.

Bobobo is eliminated.

Goku is eliminated.

Vegeta enters. Danny sends Garuru to hell with the Spectre Spike. Ranma gets up and locks up with Vegeta. Vegeta brings him down in an armbar. All see a familiar face enter.

Monkey D. Luffy enters. He lifts Garuru in a powerbomb over the top rope. That makes it 4 left in the ring. Monkey D. Luffy, Vegeta, Danny Phantom, and Ranma Saotome. Danny clotheslines Ranma out. Vegeta runs right into a Spike DDT. He is pushed out as he grimaced in pain. Out of nowhere, Naruto comes and blindsides Monkey D. Luffy with a chair. Danny Phantom tosses Luffy out.

WereGarurumon, Ranma Saotome, Vegeta & Monkey D. Luffy are all eliminated.

Meowth enters. He looks concerned as he is in no hurry to run to the ring. He takes his time as Danny is jumped in the ring by Charizard and WarGreymon at the same time. Guyver launches himself back into the fray with a crazy-high crossbody block on all three competitors. While everybody is down, Meowth decides to strike and starts hammering everyone in the face.

He taunted the crowd, but when he turned around, he had to face the wrath of four VERY pissed-off characters. Charizard hit him first with the Dragonwing DDT (outside arm hooked around the victim's back), WarGreymon next with the Terranova Driver, Danny third with the Spectre Spike and Guyver finishing with the Bio-Boost to the outside of the ring for the easy elimination.

Meowth is eliminated.

Ash Ketchum enters. He goes right after WarGreymon and Guyver immediately, showing no fear. He gave a thumbs-up to his old friend Charizard as they double-whipped their opponents in with a double-clothesline. Charizard picked up Guyver and planted him with the Dragonwing DDT. Ash looked to have an ally in Charizard, but the dragon totally deflated that suggestion by tossing Ash from the ring promptly.

Ash Ketchum is eliminated.

Cell enters. This competitor was a lot more than fearless... he was evil. He began pasting the crap out of Charizard with a flurry of turbo-charged punches, battering Charizard's muzzle to mush. Cell then eliminated the dragon with his Shift Cells Up finisher (swinging knee to the chin), which bounced Charizard all the way out of the ring.

Charizard is eliminated.

Naruto U.S. Season 3 theme hits for last entrant and the 40-minute-old champion.

Naruto Uzamaki enters. He comes from out of the crowd and surprises Cell with a Ninja Kick that sends the green one to his fate on the floor. Then, as WarGreymon began to stir, Naruto executed an Elijah Express-like move to his back, which eliminated the Mega Digimon. But that left him, Danny Phantom and Guyver at the end of the Climax Scene Battle Royal, where the last two competitors would wrestle in a regular match. But the battle royal portion wasn't deemed over until Guyver & Naruto put aside any differences they had and tossed out Danny Phantom together.

Danny Phantom, WarGreymon & Cell are eliminated.

The bell rang and the two circled it up. Naruto grabbed a knuckle lock and used his shoulder to hammer away at Guyver's left arm. Naruto grabbed a fireman's carry take down and Guyver escaped and we've got a stalemate. The two locked up again and Naruto grabbed a headlock. Naruto skated around Guyver's body and grabbed a hammerlock before Guyver threw him off.

Naruto was frustrated and Guyver was smiling. The two locked up again and Naruto grabbed another arm wringer. Naruto flipped Guyver over and went for a quick cover and used the kick out to grab another arm bar. Guyver countered out and went for a quick Bio-Boosted STF and Naruto frantically escaped. Naruto grabbed another side headlock Guyver tossed Naruto off the ropes and hit a drop toehold and looked for another Bio-Boosted STF and again, Naruto, frustrated, escaped.

Naruto is really starting to get frustrated. Guyver kept smiling and pointing to his head. Naruto grabbed a go behind and Guyver struggled a bit to undo the hold. Guyver grabbed the go behind and went for another Bio-Boosted STF and again, Naruto escaped and Naruto was looking almost helplessly over matched. Naruto got in Guyver's face and shoved him while Guyver smiled.

Naruto smacked Guyver but then got decked. Naruto flopped back into the corner and was Bio Boostming while trying to collect his senses. The two locked up again and Guyver took Naruto over with a side headlock. Guyver was able to hang onto the hold while Naruto couldn't counter out. Naruto tried to send Guyver off the ropes but Guyver held onto the hold.

Guyver took Naruto over again and got a near fall out of it and was clearly and completely out-wrestling Naruto Uzamaki. Naruto fought to his feet and desperately attempted to break the hold. Naruto finally broke the hold with some punches but completely ate a Guyver shoulder block and then found himself right back in the head lock. Guyver rolled Naruto over again, maintaining control with the head lock and almost grabbing another near fall. This is almost like the WrestleMania 23 main event in reverse.

Naruto began punching out again and sent Guyver off the ropes and went for an arm drag and then nearly got DECAPITATED by a Guyver lariat. Guyver got a near fall and then went right back to the head lock. Naruto again used punches to the gut to toss Guyver off and finally hit a reverse elbow and floored the challenger. Naruto slammed Guyver's head into the buckles and chopped him before slamming Guyver off the other buckle and landing another chop.

Naruto hit some clubbing blows to Guyver's back and then landed a third chop. Naruto whipped Guyver to the corner but ate a big boot and then got hammered with a second Guyver lariat for a near fall. Guyver's right back to that head lock. Naruto, a little quicker than last time, was able to fight out of the hold, but Guyver flattened him with another shoulder block.

Naruto stumbled to his feet and looked for the Ninja Kick out of nowhere, but Guyver held up and back dropped the champion to the floor. Naruto is beside himself, completely unable to get anything going and for the first time in his career, overmatched completely. Guyver headlocked the champ again in the ring. Naruto broke the hold and chopped Guyver in the corner.

Naruto began showing a little attitude and hit a back elbow to Guyver's face. Naruto hit a snapmare takeover and booted Guyver right in the face. The crowd began to cheer the champion as much as Guyver. Naruto hammered Guyver's head into the corner and let loose two chops. Guyver began fighting back and grabbed the headlock but it's not working now. Naruto came bounding off the ropes looking for a crossbody block but got caught in midair by Guyver and front slammed hard to the mat for a near fall.

Guyver hit a whip to the buckles and Bio-Boost combo for yet another near fall. Guyver waited for Naruto to rise to his feet, coiled and ready to strike. Guyver hit a boot to the gut and a flipping facebuster for a two count. Guyver's beginning to get a little frustrated. Naruto and Guyver stood toe to toe, exchanging strikes before Guyver dumped Naruto to the mat with a back body drop.

Guyver made an exhausted cover attempt but Naruto kicked out. Guyver went for a vertical suplex but Naruto fought out and hit a swinging neckbreaker. However, Naruto was too exhausted from the punishment to really follow it up. The two exchanged some strikes before Naruto came flying off the ropes with his flying forearm. Both men are laid out on the mat.

Naruto nipped up at six and went into his victory sequence. Naruto connected with a body slam before landing the top rope elbow. Naruto began to tune up the band in the corner. Guyver saw it coming and came with a clothesline but was almost caught in a back slide. Guyver kicked out and both came bounding off the ropes at each other before Naruto ducked under a completely wild Guyver shoulder block attempt. The challenger missed by a mile and went clattering to the outside.

Naruto went for a plancha but Guyver caught him in midair. Naruto fought out and tossed Guyver into the ring steps. Both are laid out on the outside of the ring. After a lengthy recovery period, Naruto was working Guyver's left side and arm, capitalizing on the whip to the ring steps. Naruto grabbed a hammer lock and sent the challenger careening into the ring post shoulder first.

Guyver tumbled out of the ring and was writhing in pain on the outside of the ring. The match had gone thirty minutes by this point. Naruto jerked Guyver's arm across the top rope while the Champion paced around on the ring apron. Naruto brought him back into the ring and began yanking, twisting and landing on Guyver's injured arm in any way he possibly could. Naruto tried to leverage the hold for a cover attempt on two occasions, but Guyver was able to kick out.

Naruto drove some knees into Guyver's left arm. Now it's looking like Guyver can't use the Bio-Boosted STF or the Bio Boost. Guyver fought back but missed with an elbow. Naruto tried to capitalize again before Guyver went into victory sense. His selling of the shoulder is awesome here, writhing in pain but going through with the move anyways. Guyver hit the five knuckle shuffle and looked for the Bio Boost.

Guyver looked for the Bio Boost but Naruto ducked out and went for the Ninja Kick. Naruto went for the Ninja Kick but Guyver ducked under it and hit the Bio Boost. Guyver went for the cover but Naruto KICKS OUT! The match just passed 35 minutes. Guyver tossed Naruto to the floor like last week's trash before ramming his back into the ring apron and tossing him right back into the ring.

It took everything Naruto had to kick out of the cover attempt. Guyver began HAMMERING away at the back of Naruto Uzamaki before looking for another vertical suplex. Guyver powered Naruto over despite Naruto trying to dead weight himself. Naruto kicked out of yet another cover attempt before Guyver bore in with a bear hug. Now Guyver's dipping deep.

Naruto began hammering desperately on Guyver's back and barely managed to escape the hold. Naruto went for a whip but the move was reversed and Naruto crashed into the buckles, getting dumped upside down, over the top rope and to the floor. People, we've passed 40 minutes. Guyver went to the top rope and hit his wild looking leg drop but Naruto still, still, still found a way to kick out.

Guyver turned to the announce table and with a smirk on his face, shook his head and asked them what it was going to take. Guyver perched Naruto on the top rope. Guyver lofted Naruto up on his shoulders looking for a top rope Bio Boost but Naruto wiggled out and hit a CRAZY power bomb. Both men are laid out in the middle of the ring.

Naruto staggered towards Guyver but the champ popped to life out of nowhere and clipped the leg, looking for the Bio-Boosted STF. Naruto kicked Guyver off to the ring apron and shoulder blocked Guyver off the ring apron and onto the announce table. Naruto broke the referees count intentionally before bumbling out to the ringside area. Naruto gathered Guyver and went for a freaking piledriver on the ring steps.

Guyver blocked the move and back dropped Naruto to the floor. Guyver rolled into the ring as we headed to commercial. Dogheads, welcome to 45 minutes. Guyver and Naruto rolled over the announce table beating the crap out of each other! Guyver tossed Naruto back into the ring and finally slapped on the Bio-Boosted STF. Guyver's got Naruto cinched in hard. We're at 50 minutes.

Naruto, covered in sweat, with a desperate reach, grabbed the bottom rope. Guyver was just slumped over and was in complete kill mode. Naruto stumbled to his feet and almost hit the Ninja Kick but Guyver barely caught it and went for an Bio Boost. Naruto wiggled out and this time, planted Guyver right in the face with the Ninja Kick. Guyver KICKED OUT!! The crowd are going absolutely INSANE!

Both oozed up the corner buckles as Naruto managed to lay in some extremely weak and sloppy chops. Naruto went for a whip but Guyver reversed him and sent him reeling into the turnbuckles. Naruto flipped upside down and rebounded out. Guyver scooped up Naruto for the Bio Boost but Naruto flipped out and hit the Ninja Kick! A cover attempt later, Naruto is your winner and champion.

Megaman: 'Here is your winner of the Climax Scene Battle Royal and STILL UCW King of Anime champion, 'The Nine-Tailed Fox' NARUTO UZAMAKI!'

Not wanting another beatdown like the one he received earlier in the night, he grabbed his championship and left as the history package for the main event began.

History package

A title decided...

Megaman: 'Ladies and Gentlemen, it is now time for your third and final main event of the evening! It is the biggest Triple Threat match in the industry of cartoons and it is for the UCW Undisputed Heavyweight Championship of the World! Introducing first, representing the Looney Tunes, he is the BB Gun, BUGS BUNNY!'

The Looney Tunes theme played, bringing out their stalwart rabbit, flanked by the entire Looney Tunes family.

Megaman: 'Secondly, from Disney Castle, representing Disney & Kingdom Hearts, he is the King, MICKEY MOUSE!'

Mickey came down in a royal robe, waving his Keyblade in the air while walking down the ramp accompanied by the Disney & KH contingent as a counter to the Looney Tunes crew.

Megaman: 'And finally, from Springfield, representing the Simpsons, he is the Homing Missile, he is HOMER SIMPSON!'

Homer, who seemed to get the greatest ovation of all three, walked out to the sounds of Green Day's The Simpsons with his friends and family, including 6-man tag team champion Eddy, who had a bone to pick with Riku, Sora & Roxas, who had sent his best friends into Oblivion earlier in the night.

A champion crowned...

Mickey is now back up outside and he climbs the top rope and nails Homer with the Wrong Animal Splash, and then he goes back up and hits one on Bugs. Mickey then performs the Disney Cannonbomb on both opponents. He drags them both next to each other and covers both, but both raise their shoulders after two. Mickey is pissed and is arguing with Kurt Angle about a slow count.

While this is happening Homer is up and behind Mickey, while Bugs is up and behind Homer. Angle then pushed Mickey into Homer, who grabs Mickey and prepares him for the Homer Spike, when Bugs turns both of them around, lifts both up and drops both with the Bunny Bomb. The fans are going nuts over Bugs' strength to be able to powerbomb two opponents at the same time. Bugs then pins Mickey, but astonishingly, Mickey kicked out!

The fans were at this point getting along and chanting 'THIS IS AWESOME!'

Homer booted Bugs in the head and out of the ring. Homer set up a table in the middle of the ring and attempted to put Mickey away with the Superbomb, but Mickey reversed it and put Homer through the table with the Frankensteiner. Mickey looked at the crowd and then marched towards the ropes, springboards off and smashes Homer with the Disney Cannonbomb. But the King wasn't done yet as he dragged Homer's carcass to his feet, grabbed his Keyblade and planted Simpson with the Keyblade Sweep DDT. Mickey crawled over, hooked Homer's massive leg and listened as Kurt Angle counted the 1-2-3.

Megaman: 'Ladies & Gentlemen, here is your winner and FIRST-EVER Undisputed Heavyweight champion of the World, KING MICKEY MOUSE!'

Controversy loomed...

Bugs Bunny: 'You know damn well that you can't beat me! So, if you think you can... why don't you defend the championship against me at Second Night Stand?'

Mickey Mouse: 'I tell you what: I'll go one better than that! You've got yourself a title match... but if you can defeat Roxas tonight in a steel cage match in under three minutes... you can choose what type of match we have!'

Bugs: 'You're on, chump!'

A match brought together...

Bugs scooped Roxas onto his shoulders, dropped him facefirst onto the top turnbuckle, ran the ropes and as Roxas staggered out from the corner, Bugs hit him with a flying boot. After Roxas ducked under a right hand, he connected with triple Tiger Suplexes. He then climbed to the top rope for a Wrong Animal Splash, but Bugs caught him and knocked his footing. Bugs then cradled Roxas into the powerbomb position and dropped him with the Bunny Bomb to collect the three-count.

Megaman: 'Here is your winner, BUGS BUNNY!'

Bugs: 'Mickey, you rolled the dice and came up short, doc. Our match for the title at Second Night Stand... is an AMBULANCE MATCH!'

...A Champion incensed...

The whole Disney contingent was locked inside the 6-sides of steel outside of the arena with a defenseless Bugs Bunny as they laid into him with devastating weapon shots. The Looney Tunes looked on helplessly, as there was nothing they could do. Mickey had set Bugs up!

...And a challenger's wrath extracted!

Bugs was back and beating the crap out of everybody with countless spinebusters and flip-out clotheslines. He almost caught up with Mickey, but the champion escaped. So, Bugs turned onto Donald Duck and planted him with the Bunny Bomb!

The time is now!

What if I wanted to break

Laugh it all off in your face

What would you do? (Oh, oh)

What if I fell to the floor

Couldn't take all this anymore

What would you do, do, do?

Come break me down

Bury me, bury me

I am finished with you

What if I wanted to fight

Beg for the rest of my life

What would you do?

You say you wanted more

What are you waiting for?

I'm not running from you (from you)

Come break me down

Bury me, bury me
I am finished with you

Look in my eyes

You're killing me, killing me

All I wanted was you

I tried to be someone else

But nothing seemed to change

I know now, this is who I really am inside

Finally found myself

Fighting for a chance

I know now, this is who I really am. Ah, ah

Oh, oh

Ah, ah

Come break me down

Bury me, bury me
I am finished with you, you, you

Look in my eyes

You're killing me, killing me

All I wanted was you

Come break me down (bury me, bury me)
Break me down (bury me, bury me)
Break me down (bury me, bury me) (You say you wanted more)
What if I wanted to break...?
(What are you waiting for?)
Bury me, bury me
(I'm not running from you)

What if I

What if I

What if I

Bury Me

Bury Me

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A/N: Well, there's your eleventh match of Second Night Stand, with Naruto Uzamaki barely retaining the King of Anime title in the Climax Scene Battle Royal with eighteen of the competitors being eliminated to start with, before Naruto engaged in an hour-long match with Guyver, getting the win with a big Ninja Kick! Also, I chronicled the Bugs-Mickey rivalry with music from 30 Seconds To Mars' The Kill (they deserved their award at the EMAs, but that's my opinion). Chapter 12 will feature Bugs Bunny taking on Undisputed Heavyweight champion Mickey Mouse in an Ambulance match for the Undisputed Heavyweight championship of the World! I promise you, folks... I'm gonna' do my best for this match! I'm out for now!

DJ Diddy Dog - GUN FORM.