Chapter 12: UCW Undisputed World Heavyweight championship Ambulance Match - Champion King Mickey versus Bugs Bunny.

Megaman: 'Ladies & Gentlemen, this is your main event of the evening and it is a UCW-Rulz Ambulance match, scheduled for one fall, with the UCW Undisputed Heavyweight Championship of the World on the line! The rules of this match are simple: render your opponent incapacitated long enough to obtain a pinfall, making you eligible to get them inside the Ambulance and close the doors! And now, the participants: first, representing the Looney Tunes, he is the BB Gun, BUGS BUNNY!'

The Looney Tunes theme played, bringing out the number one contender and personal nemesis to King Mickey. Bugs was never pinned nor did he submit in the inaugral World title match at the OneShot: that dubious honor went to Homer Simpson, who went down to the King's Keyblade Sweep DDT. He awaited the champion patiently in the ring. Then some familiar music played.

Megaman: 'And his opponent, from Disney Castle, representing Disney & Kingdom Hearts, he is the self-proclaimed King of Kings and the Undisputed Heavyweight Champion of the World, MICKEY MOUSE!'

Blatantly stealing Triple H's King of Kings theme, King Mickey rose up out from the stage on a throne with the belt on his waist. He waited before standing up, at which point Motorhead's The Game began to play.

Greg: 'I suppose JC from the CWF can add our champion to the list of people without anything original!'

Squidward: 'As opposed to Jake Long, I think King Mickey does gimmick-infringement a lot better!'

But Mickey didn't even have a chance to disrobe as Bugs was already on the attack, slamming Mickey's crowned head into the nearby ambulance. Bugs stripped the title belt from Mickey's waist and raised it into the air. Bugs opened up the backdoors of the ambulance and retrieved a stretcher. He measured up the champion and flung the metal stretcher at Mickey's head. Mickey rolled around in pain while Bugs soaked in the fans' adulation. He measured up Mickey again and booted him in the head, Randy Orton-style.

Bugs then retrieved a small cage of weapons and pulled out two trashcan lids. As Mickey charged Bugs was ready and before Mickey could strike, Bugs crushed his head with the two trash can lids. Mickey was dazed from the shot and Bugs grabbed the stop sign he had and hit Mickey in the head with it to take him down. Bugs then walked over to the cage and pulled down a steel pipe. Bugs hit both of Mickey's hands with the pipe, trying early on to eliminate Mickey's chances at applying his submission finisher. Bugs then started choking Mickey with the pipe. Mickey is somehow able to low blow Bugs, who breaks the choke. Mickey then takes the pipe and nails Bugs right in the head.

Mickey then goes outside the ring and grabs one of the trash cans. He brings it in the ring and dumps all the weapons out of it. Mickey then places the can on Bugs' head and he can't see. Mickey then takes each weapon that was in the can and hits Bugs with it, but he won't go down. Mickey then goes to the cage and grabs a kendo stick. Mickey hits him twice with the stick, before taking out Bugs' knees with the stick as he goes down.

Mickey pulls a beaten Bugs out of the can and pins him before placing him sitting in a corner.

Megaman: 'King Mickey is now eligible to put Bugs Bunny in the back of the Ambulance!'

Mickey then places the can in front of Bugs and goes to the corner across from him, looking for the Shane McMahon trash can dropkick. Things don't go as planned however as midway through the air Bugs throws the can at Mickey, and he crashes to the ground. Bugs then goes outside and grabs a steel chair. He enters the ring and flattens Mickey with the chair. Bugs then grabs the pipe and locks in Mickey's own submission, the Back To Steamboat Country, and he uses the pipe to choke Mickey. Mickey is in a ton of pain, but is able to get to the ropes as Bugs breaks the hold.

Bugs then exits the ring and grabs one of the ladders. He sets up the ladder between the ring barrier and the ring. Bugs then reenters the ring, lifts Mickey up over his head, and throws him through the ladder. The crowd starts going insane after seeing this. Bugs then takes the beaten Mickey and throws him on the announce table. Bugs then climbs one of the turnbuckles and jumps, but Mickey is able to move.

An enormous 'HOLY SHIT' chant starts up, as Mickey moved and Bugs crashed through the announce table as he was looking for a top rope leg drop. Mickey was the first man up and he tossed Bugs into the steel steps. He then threw Bugs back into the ring. Mickey then grabbed two chairs and placed Bugs' head on one, he then lifted up the other and delivered a thunderous con-chair-to to Bugs. Mickey then climbed the top rope and hit Bugs with his own finisher, the Looneyland Spiral Tap. He covered Bugs but only got a two. Mickey then tried for the Back To Steamboat Country, but his hands couldn't lock the hold in because of the damage he had taken, and Bugs was able to push Mickey towards the piece of steel cage.

A THIS IS AWESOME chant started up as Bugs threw Mickey through the piece of cage, sending the cage to the ground, Mickey laying on it. Bugs then went to the top rope, looking for a high risk move, but Mickey was ready, nailing Bugs with a baseball bat, sending Bugs crashing to the ground. Mickey then lifted Bugs up and tossed him into the shopping cart full of weapons. Mickey then started looking through the cart for a weapon until he found the one he was looking for.

To the shock of most of the people in the arena Mickey pulled out a kitchen sink. Mickey waited for Bugs to get up and when he did he leveled Bugs with the kitchen sink. Mickey then threw Bugs into the shopping cart and pushed it into the steel steps. Mickey then started grabbing weapons, the remaining ladder, both tables, and a bared wire baseball bat and threw them in the ring. He then grabbed Bugs and threw him in the ring.

Mickey set up the first table in a corner and placed Bugs on it He then grabbed the bared wire covered baseball bat and charged, but Bugs was able to move and Mickey crashed into the table. Bugs then grabbed the bared wire covered bat and started hitting Mickey in the small of the back with it. Bugs then flattened Mickey with three massive chair shots.

Bugs then sent up the ladder near one of the corner, and then set up the table. Bugs grabbed the stop sign and placed it on the table. He then grabbed Mickey and placed him on the table. Bugs then climbed the ladder and jumped.

The crowd was going absolutely insane after Bugs performed the Looneyland Spiral Tap from the ladder through Mickey, the stop sign, and the table. It took a lot of Bugs, but got his arm over Mickey and got the 1-2-3.

Megaman: 'Bugs Bunny is now eligible to put King Mickey in the back of the ambulance and win this match.'

Bugs Bunny hit Mickey with one of the monitors at the announcers table ringside. Bugs hit a big elbowdrop off the top rope onto Mickey who was on the Announce Table, smashing it to pieces. Bugs left through the crowd and Mickey chased after. The match continued backstage which saw Bugs beat down Mickey with a kendo stick, use an SUV to knock out Mickey into a glass window of a security booth and then call an ambulance on a walkie talkie. Bugs put Mickey on a stretcher, but Mickey fought back and they eventually brawled back into the entranceway in the arena where the other ambulance was at. Mickey tossed Bugs into the ambulance many times. Bugs fought back with a DDT on the ground and a few shots to the head on Mickey with a trash can. Bugs put the trash can in front of Mickey's face, jumped off the amublance and dropkicked it into his face. They both brawled into the ambulance, but Mickey fought back again and nailed the Keyblade Sweep DDT on Bugs on the ground. He smiled before looking into the ambulance for help... and his Head of Security Tyzonn was there. Tyzonn helped lift the unconscious challenger into the ambulance and shut the doors, meaning Mickey retained the title.

Megaman: 'The winner of the Ambulance match... and STILL UCW Undisputed World Heavyweight champion, MICKEY MOUSE!'

Mickey and Tyzonn oversaw the ambulance leave before going back to the ring to celebrate. But their euphoria was short-lived as DJ Diddy Dog came out with an announcement to make.

DJ: 'Well done, Mickey... for proving Bugs' point and proving that you can't win of your own accord without your buddies to help you. So, I have made a match for Parodyslam: you will once again be defending the championship in what I like to call... the Ultimate Elimination Chamber! A structure of destruction and the match that will make or break careers! But the Ultimate Elimination Chamber isn't the only stipulation: every superstar on my roster that is holding singles gold will be eligible for the match, which means it will be Undisputed champion King Mickey versus No Holds Barred champion Bart Simpson versus King of Anime champion Naruto Uzamaki versus CWF World champion Danny Phantom versus two others who do not hold gold... namely, your friend Tyzonn and my trump card... the superstar I have hidden under my sleeve for a while should you try to escape a clean fight. Believe me when I say... you don't wanna' piss off this Jackass!'

The lights went off and the fans were anticipating the new challenger's arrival. Then the lights were back on and all was revealed.

Bam Margera: 'You fucks are toast!'

Yes: skateboarding headcase Bam Margera had come to UCW. He grabbed his skateboard and cracked it over Tyzonn's head. He aimed for Mickey, but the champion headed for higher ground. In the crowd, however, he would find no solace as the opposing champions at Parodyslam sans Bart forced him back to ringside. They fed him to the hungry wolf known as Bam Margera, who lifted Mickey upside down, climbed the turnbuckles with the petit champion and frontflipped into a devastating inverted Canadian Destroyer called the Viva-La-You-Got-Knocked-The-Fuck-Out, or the Jackassed for short. The pay-per-view went off the air with Bam rocking the double-horns to a crowd of screaming UCW fans.

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A/N: Well, there's your main event of Second Night Stand, with Mickey using his Head of Security Tyzonn to retain the Undisputed title against Bugs Bunny in a UCW Rulz Ambulance match (Thank you, XtremeManiac33), but then finds himself on the receiving end of a Bam Margera beatdown (Yes, you read that right. I'm sure all four of you are ripping your hair out already, but screw the world. I'm a Bam fan), with Bam one of the participants in the Ultimate Elimination Chamber match at Parodyslam. Chapter 13 will feature the wrap-up chapter and preview for Parodyslam (if you've got a better name, I'll change it ahead of time). Later, my loyal fans... and fuck you, flamers-without-stories.

Yours Truly,

DJ Diddy Dog - GUN FORM.