This fanfic is about how Yachiru is on her period and has to deal with a cocky new recruit who obviously does not know how to deal with girls. Especially girls who are PMSing.
Yachiru was in no mood to deal with the new recruits today. But Ken-chan said it would help relieve her stress. And boy did she need a stress reliever.
She had cramps from the waist down and everything hurt, including her hair. She had a migraine the size of Sajin-taicho with the pressure of Yamamoto-soutaicho. Not to mention it was hot out and she hated the heat.
She walked onto the training grounds to see ten new faces and not one, a female.
This is going to be a long and stressful day she thought sighing.
"Alright you maggots, assemble", she shouted.
Everyone assembled and saluted as Yachiru went down the line. All but one, who just stood there looking pissed to be here.
"You", she pointed to the arrogant boy. "What's your problem?"
"I'm sorry, but our lieutenant is a midget who's candy obsessed and I'm supposed to respect you?" he smirked.
"I am not candy obsessed, I'm just candy passionate. And my love of candy has nothing to do with how I run this squad. Now drop and give me fifty!" she shouted.
"Someone's a bit touchy today", he smirked again leaning downward to start his pushups.
"A hundred!" she shouted again.
"Fine, fine. Don't get your panties in a twist", he sneered at her.
"Keep doing pushups until I say stop", she called over her shoulder as she went to go address the other new recruits.
After several drills and several snide remarks from a certain new recruit who she learned his name was Yoshiro Kuno, she finally called it a day and released them to go home.
Finally, I can get some sl— but her thoughts were interrupted when she felt a hand tap her shoulder and the voice of a cocky jackass ask her "So, I am going to being pushups everyday or will I be actually doing some training anytime soon?"
Yachiru had had enough. She drew out her zanpakuto and yelled, "You want training, I'll give you training!"
She lunged forward and aim for his torso. He leaned backwards, nearly reaching the ground, as he dodged her assault.
She stood there in shock and fury as he dodged her attack.
He leaped away from her and unsheathed his zanpakuto. "Come out me if you think you can", he dared her cocking his eyebrow to the side.
"Fine", she huffed leaping to the sky and plowing down on top of him.
She thought she had landed an attack only to find out that he shielded her attack with his own zanpakuto.
"Not bad, for a girl " he drawled laughing.
That did it. Yachiru had really had enough now. So she dropped her down her zanpakuto, drew her arm back and punched him square in the face.
"How was that, for a girl?" she smirked as he fell backwards clenching his now bleeding nose.
"Great", he joked.
"Good", she smiled. "Now that you're done training for the day, you have time to paint my room".
"Why the hell would I do that?" he griped.
"Because if you don't, I'll tell Ken-chan what you did today", she smirked.
"Who the heck is Ken-chan?" he said trying to stand up.
"Oh, I guess you don't know who that is. Ken-chan is really Zaraki-taicho. Captain of the eleventh division of the thirteen Gotei", she smiled happily.
"Oh my—"
"So you better do as I say or else" she said folding her arms around her chest.
Yoshiro sighed, realizing defeat and followed Yachiru to her quarters.
When he got there he saw candy and clothes everywhere and toys out the wazu.
"I have to clean this?" he said his mouth agaped.
"Yes", she said. "While wearing this".
She handed him a pink tutu and a pink tiara she got from the human world.
"You've got to be kidding me?" he asked.
"Nope", she smirked as he took the tutu and went to go change.
"Aww! You look so adorable!" she squealed.
"Great", he grunted and began to clean her room.
The next day he came to the training ground, saluted when she approached and addressed her properly.
"Good, you've learned", she smiled at him. "But that still didn't mean I wouldn't embarrass you", she smirked pointing behind.
When he turned around he saw a big poster of him in the tutu and the tiara holding up her stuffed animals.
"Don't ever mess with me again or I'll do something much worse" she said to him then turned and walked.
That ought to show him she giggled to herself.