1- Lock him out of his home and proceed to alert his fan girls to his situation.
2- Tape it and send it to Naruto knowing that he'd end up showing it to the entire village.
3. Send out a mass notice to Sound that reads "ATTENTION ALL : UCHIHA SASUKE IS READY AND WILLING TO DO FAVORS. FEEL FREE TO CONTACT HIM ANYTIME."
4. Send that same note out to the female population of Konoha.
5. Tell him Orochimaru is in his room.
6. Give Sasuke a key and tell him that Orochimaru want his body. (Sasuke will take this the wrong way)
7. Burn his clothes and put a bunch of tan dress/robe things and giant but bows in their place.
8. Show him the new clothes and tell him that it's his new uniforn.
9. Take his tomatoes and replace them with Naruto's ramen. (All of his ramen)
10. Tell Naruto what 'Sasuke' did and secretly tape the outcome.
11. When his back is turned, put a sign saying "Uke all the way" on his shorts. (slap it on there)
12. Slip a sleeping drug into his food and wait until he's out to give him hair extentions and dye his hair pink. Then declare him, Neji, and Sakura long lost siblings.
13. Throw a reunion in their honor and invite the entire village. Show proof when they deny it.
14. Lock him in a room with Orochimaru and Itachi.
15. Ask him why he has a retarded chicken butt hair do.
16. Ask if you can change it.
17. Continue to ask if you can.
18. Disappear for a while, then come back in an outfit like his, and say that you look better then him in it.
19. Gather the other (male) genin and have them agree with you. (Most of the girls are his fan girls anyway┘)
20. Set up a timed event with out anyone else knowing, and while he's gone go to the center of town and scream "IT'S HUG SASUKE DAY!"
21. When he gets back from his 'mission' follow him around for the rest of the day recording the reactions from the hugs he receives.
22. Post the video EVERYWHERE and ANYWHERE that you possibly can.