1. Hide his jacket.
2. Switch his food with Akamaru's and claim that you just wanted to see if he'd notice the difference.
3. Hide a fleas nest in his room.
4. Buy him a dog collar and ask him to wear it.
5. If he doesn'tr douse him with water and force him to.
6. Steal his Jacket and clothes while he's in the shower.
7. Ask him if Akamareu is his pet... Repeatedly
8. At a random time walk up with a wet cloth and try to wipe away the red triangles on his cheeks.
9. Ask him if he tattooed them on when the don't come off.
10. Give him a bag of dog food and say "Happy birthday!"
11. Wake him up at the crack of dawn for no reason.
12. Repeat number 11 for the next week.
13. Ask him why he's up so early the week after you stopped waking him.
14. Cry when he yells that it's your fault that he's awake.
15. Let the Inuzuka dogs loose on the village.
16. Tell him that Shino secretly admires him.
17. Give him tickets to a cruise, but fail to mention that it's a gay cruise
18. Have someone tape his time on the cruise.
19. Knowing his heightened sense of smell, place a foul smelling object near him while he's sleeping.
20. Sneak into his bed room and jump on the bed while he's still asleep. (( After the smell is gone of course. ))