1. Talk non-stop while he is trying to catch his buggy friends.
2. Ask him what his face looks like; or if he's trying to hide something.
3. Randomly jump on his back and start babbling on about nothing while you play with his hair.
4. While playing with his hair, make sure you're not in the light, then take his glasses and run.
5. Return the glasses and take his coat when he's not looking.
6. Scream when he finds a fine specimen and fling something at it. (( Though because I am not fond of killing things that have done no wrong, and that this IS my creation I will not let you kill the bugs. ))
7. Repeatedly try to spray him with water that you convinced his is bug spray.
8. Release all if his specimens.
9. Ask him if the bugs ever tickle him.
10. Ask how he feels about the fact that the bugs may be leaving their dung in his body.
11. When he fails to answer these questions ask whether he is mute by choice or reasoning.
12. Try to repeatedly take his sunglasses. (( Again. ))
13. Ask if he names his buggy friends.
14. Think of other ways to annoy Shino...
15. Send those Ideas to Akatsuki. You have no idea how hard it is to annoy this boy. (( sigh It's true! T.T ))