Insane Things That Will NEVER Happen

by Were Not Alone

It's just random plots, random characters, and terrible failed attempts at writing. Mix together. I take ideas. Ch.1. How do you tell a little captain, that his friend has completly lost it?

Well, this is my first fic, and I shall warn you: I am not a good writer. I'm not saying I suck a it, and I'm not saying I'm great at it either, I'm just not good. So...just read. It's real short.

The two Captains walked quietly on there way to the 4th division.

"Captain Hitsugaya." Unohana said in a firm voice. "She is well. Phyisically, but not mentally."

Hitsugaya just stared at her. "What do you mean?"

Unohana looked strait ahead. "I really don't know how to say this..but...Hinamori is insane!"

Stop. Sudden silence.

Hitsugaya was wide-eyed. "O,O"

Unohana said, "That was really wrong to say...I mean...well she's has a mental illness now. I really don't think there is anything we can do to fix it."

Hitsugaya glanced at the floor, and saw mice poop. He carfully walked around it. "Are you sure there's really no way to fix her?" Unohana shook her head sadly.

"NNNNOOOOOO!!!!!!" Hitsugaya dropped to his knees.

That was my bad humor. This is just going to be some random fic that I'll update when I have the time. You, as a reviewer, can give me a plot and characters that will NEVER happen in Bleach. Or, it could happen, but doesn't really have a very likley chance. Romance is cool too. I'll do anything. But I might do bad at that too. No promises.

Reveiw...I'll give you these glasses on my desk.

They're...colorful...0.0..