A/N: Hey people I decided to write another chappie for this story because Im home sick and what else can I do. So RRE. Oh and one more thing I need baby names something out of the ordinary.
Claimer: I own pretty much everything in this story.
Ch 3
The DATs
1 month later
Well today is the day. The day Sam takes the test that could change our lives forever. The
DATs, incase you don't know that's the Dumb Ass Test. Because Sam and I were total
dumbasses when we did what we did and now we were going to find out what our prize was.
Sam walked out of the bathroom crying. She sat next to me and said, "Im pregnant. What are we going
to do my parents aren't going to like this and we don't have enough money to raise a baby. What
the hell are we going to do?!" At this point she started breaking down and letting the tears fly.
" I don't know. I guess we'll tell your parents and hopefully they'll understand."
" Well what about when the baby is born. I think they're going to get a little upset when
our child is born with a pair of wings!" she started getting angry. "We're going to have to tell
them before it's born, or did you not think of that?!" she broke down again and started with
straight out weeping.
1 month later
Today is Thanksgiving and we got invited to Sam's parents house. Sam said this is the
perfect place to announce the big news. Great her whole family is going to be there which means
lots of big guys which will probably end up in me slammed against the ground with a rifle to my
head and some hick from her family saying, " Yau got my niece impregnated and yall think your
just gonna walk outta here." I chuckled aloud thinking about that. Sam who was sitting next to
me in the passengers seat asked, " What are you laughing about." she chuckled while talking to
me.
" Oh nothing. Im just deciding how fast I need to run to get out of the house after we tell
them the 'big news' so I don't get murdered " making air quotes when I said big news.
" You're not going to get murdered, maybe bruised and beaten up but none of them will
kill you." she said that as if she wasn't sure of herself.
We arrived at the house and everyone was so happy. Sam's dad came over, shook my
hand and welcomed me to the party. Sam's mom came over, "Is there anything you'd like to
drink Mark? If you want a little alcohol tonight, I promise I wont tell." She said already a little
tipsy.
" Nah Im good, I don't want to get drunk tonight. Trust me when I tell you this. If I got
drunk tonight I would probably die." I said with a chuckle knowing it was the truth.
" Suit yourself. Have fun." She started to stagger away before running into a wall.
Two hours later we were all gathered around the table and chowing into our food, most
people were missing their mouths. You see the only people that weren't drunk by this point were
everyone underage. Half way through the meal Sam stood up and tapped her glass three times.
Everyone looked up, " Everyone Mark and I have an announcement," she sounded so cheerful,
" Im pregnant." Oh god here we go.
"What!?!?!?" her dad looked like Pop Eye, I swear I could see steam come out of his ears
as he reached for the spinach( most likely he was reaching for the knife that it was by).
" Umm... Sam. Im going to go now." by this point I had gotten up and was starting to
back away to the door.
I was almost there when " GET HIM!!!" all the men in the room started jumping for me I
managed to get by them go back and grab Sam and run out the door I quickly unfurled my wings
once outside and flew away. Noone noticed. Thank god. I thought to myself maybe in the
morning they'll be more understanding.