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"Talking" 'Thinking'' Telepathy 'Inner Sakura'

Pairing: Itachi X Sakura

Chapter Two

Sasuke, and the Snake Creep

Sakura had been walking for quite a while now when she finally came across the clearing where she sensed the great chakra coming from. Unfortunately it was not the Akatsuki and was indeed it was 'the Snake Creep' as Inner Sakura put it and Sasuke Uchiha, obviously training. She hid behind some bushes and continued to watch.

'Crap what's he doing here?' Sakura asked herself.

'How in the seven … am I supposed to know' she answered back.

Suddenly Sasuke stiffened and whirled around to face her (still hiding in the bushes).

"Crap" Sakura cursed, quite loudly as she revealed herself.

Pasting on a fake smile she said "Hello Snake Creep and Chicken Ass" she greeted casually, grinning slightly.

"Hello Sakura" Orochimaru answered in his usual quiet raspy voice, he looked at Sasuke expectantly who rolled his eyes and muttered a "Hello Sakura" before continuing to stare at me angrily.

"Well, I'd love to stay and chat but I've got a meeting with a certain group of psychotic criminals" she turned to leave but someone put a hand on her shoulder and refused to let go.

"Sasuke let go!" she growled at him. He didn't.

"Okay" Sakura said to herself out loud "Count to 5" Sasuke snickered and wheeled her around to face Orochimaru.

"1"

Orochimaru started to walk towards her.

"2"

Sasuke gripped her shoulder tighter, probably wanted her to wince but she held strong looking Orochimaru in the eyes.

'You know, if he wasn't an evil snake creep I'd probably go out with him' Inner Sakura stated.

"Gross!!!" she yelled out loud, she shivered and continued to count.

"3"

Orochimaru was halfway now. Sakura closed her eyes.

"4"

She could smell snake-breath so she figured he was right in front of her.

"5…Okay that's it" she took Orochimaru by surprise and hit him in the face with force making him fly across the clearing. She then took out her twin ninja blades and slashed at Sasuke's hand that was still clutching her shoulder.

Sasuke quickly retreated out of range of the swords and wasn't expecting Sakura's next move. She threw the swords at Sasuke and he ended up attached to a tree. She threw 10 handle-less kunai in his direction making him even more stuck to the tree and went over to Orochimaru to inspect the damage.

Sasuke tried to warn Orochimaru but he was already up when she was only halfway across the clearing.

She growled at him and ran at him, taking him buy surprise again at her speed. She unleashed her wings again and made her speed even faster and punched him super hard in the gut. Her wings disappeared before he could see them and he crashed into a tree and spat up blood, sakura crinkled her nose in disgust because unfortunately Koichi also trained her in all her senses, smell included. It smelled metallic but it had a hint of…something else in there. Her hearing was also better making her hear Sasuke free himself and come running at her. She back flipped over him and punched him in the back making him trip and fall. Sasuke groaned and stood up, clutching his stomach, blood dribbled out of his mouth.

'Why hasn't he used his curse mark yet?'

'How am I supposed to know'

"Ummm, Sasuke" she asked tilting her head in confusion. He glared at her and she giggled as he almost fell over.

"Why haven't you tried to use your curse mark yet?"

Sasuke looked at her and black commas appeared all over his skin.

'Well that answered your question, he forgot and you reminded him'

'Whoops'

"Sakura Haruno, I'm going to kill you" he whispered and he struck her.

She put her head down, bangs shielding her eyes from view. Sasuke was about to taunt her about crying but then her body started to shake…with laughter.

"Sasuke" she pouted after she had finished laughing "you just hit your girl-friend"

He seemed shocked "You're not my girl friend"

"You are such an idiot" she whacked him in the head "I meant friend-that-is-a-girl"

"Wait a second" she thought "Aren't you 'supposed' to be in Konha (please help me to spell) being the 'oh so important' Captain of the ANBU and the 'oh so important' person that ratted on his probably second only person that actually was your real friend after you went all 'I'm going to kill my only living brother' and emo lifestyle"

He smirked at her, probably expecting her to swoon over him.

"Well since you're so smart now I really thought you'd figure it out" he looked at her, his smirk still in place.

"Sasuke" she told him sweetly "You are the BIGGEST idiot in the hold FRIGAN world" she screamed in his face, he slapped him really hard and then slapped him again. After she had knocked out Sasuke by slapping him she went to check on the 'Evil Snake Creep' as Inner Sakura now put it.

"Orochimaru" she called out when she found out he wasn't where he was supposed to be.

"All well, might as well beat up Sasuke some more" she turned and ran back to Sasuke stepping on him a few times and then jumping on him, using super strength she sat on his chest, crushing his chest and half burying him.

She sighed and looked down at him, she could tell he was almost dead; he sneered at her then coughed.

"Well" he said with much difficulty "You killed me, now what"

She lent down to him and kissed him on the lips. She righted herself and smiled at him, as he gaped at her, he started to glow pink and healed fully.

He was still in shock when she turned her back on him, she paused.

"You know Sasuke; I still don't forgive you for ratting me out to my friends, even if it was for the 'Evil Snake creep'"

She continued on and ran into a hard muscled chest; she leapt back and got into a fighting position, her wings already gone for ages (after propelling her into Orochimaru), she took a good look at the supposed guy and after conformation that he was Sasuke (Sharingan) she ran at him and managed to punch him really hard in the chest, causing him to fly backwards at a tree. It fell over with the force. She smirked and then noticed he wasn't Sasuke, he looked like him but older AND he wasn't wearing the sluttish outfit that Orochimaru made him wear.

'Or maybe he designed it' Sakura started to laugh at the thought of Sasuke sitting at a designing table drawing the outfit.

While sakura had been pondering the older version of Sasuke or Itachi Uchiha managed to move and attack her from behind, she gasped as his fist collided with the back of her skull. Everything went black, for her anyways.

With Orochimaru

'Hmmm she defiantly has power, she managed to hit me and kill Sasuke, if she wasn't a girl I'd take her body'

He wasn't really listening to what was going on and was surprised when she leant down and kissed Sasuke, he felt a little angry for some reason but pushed the feeling aside.

"She will join me" he whispered to himself as he faded away, Sasuke would probably go back to Konha (spell…can't…spell) and tell them of Sakura's whereabouts. He must tell Sasuke that he wants Sakura on his side. He appeared beside Sasuke, who was still half buried and pulled him to his feet.

"Sasuke" he rasped "I want Sakura to join us"

Sasuke looked miffed but then smirked.

"Fine"

Orochimaru smiled and faded away as Sasuke looked around, he followed Sakura's chakra and found it disappeared in the middle of know where in the forest.

He frowned angrily; his brother's chakra disappeared with hers.