Jean: Yeah! I'm back!
Riku: I'm going to kill the person who took me during the time I was bathing…..naked!
Jean: Of course when you bath you are naked, and let's get back to the show, the readers are getting impatient!
Alexa: Whatever, but let's get on.
The audience applause when Jean comes into stage again.
"Welcome to another episode of KH's Funniest Videos!" Jean announced. "Today I make this segment longer; I'll tell you all about the KH cast first!"
"During a concert on DIHS, you'll be able to see some boys dancing on stage with tutus. If you see closely, they were Tidus, Wakka, Daniel Young the fat guy beside Tidus (One of my enemies in High school, but his last name is not 'Young' just made it up) and…..Cid?" Jean surprised the audiences. On the screen, the four boys were dancing ballet, and Daniel fell down, along with the rest. The audiences laughed.
"Here's one. At a party at Luna's house, you'll see Leon, Aerith, Yuffie and Cloud there near the swimming pool, and see what happens to them! Hahaha!" Jean mocked, and they saw the four adults standing up drinking alcohol-free wine, and there was another person walking strangely, like the person was drunk, it was Goofy, and pushed Leon, Yuffie and Cloud to the pool, and got all wet. The audiences laughed loudly.
"And now for our guests for the show! Let's welcome Hurky, Alexa, Ryo and Sora!" she announces, and they came out of the backstage, and went to sit in a sofa with Jean.
"So, what do you like about the show? I know it's the 2nd episode, but just tell me it's true." Jean asked Sora.
"Well, I like your show, since you last showed everyone the show, and I have an own video of mine, wait till all of you sees this!" he joked.
"Okay, this is me in a jump suit, Kairi in the other, and dude! Who is that person there?" he screamed, pointing at the person at the video, and it turned out to be Leon. "Oh, it's just him, scare us, he dressed up as a ghost." The audiences laughed. "Okay, when we were at our jumpsuits, Leon tells us a ghost story," he fast forwards the video until the part where Kairi's father came home with a box of something. "This is where her father scared us, about…." He started, when he turned back to the video, and saw himself screaming.
"CHICKEN CHOP!" Sora screamed, and the audiences laughed, and gave him a round of applause.
"Hahaha! That was funny, and it's your turn, Alexa, what do you think of this show?" Jean asked Alexa.
"I think it's great, I saw the number of reviews, it's not bad, as other stories it's just Frosty read it, and I have another funny video, at Sora's birthday party. Wait till you see this!" she said, and showed a video.
"Okay, just another normal birthday party for ordinary kids, but this is different. While everyone was singing a birthday song to him, he blew the candles, and maybe I saw someone kicking his butt, and who was that?" she asked herself, and saw Sora was kicked by someone, his face landed on the cake. "Let's go back a bit more, Riku was passing him, and he used his foot to kick him." It was in slow motion, and Sora suddenly stood up.
"So it was Riku who did this to me, and Riku, you off the backstage, get outta here! And I'll catch you and that's the last thing I'll ever ddddooooooooo!" he screamed, seeing Riku laughing at the back of the stage, and chasing him around, and disappeared. The audiences laughed.
"And see you next time I come here, right now I'm busy chasing Riku, can't talk much longer, bye!" Sora said quickly, and ran to chase after Riku. The audiences gave both of them a round of applause, after they disappeared.
"Okay, back to Ryo, and Ryo, tell me how much you like the show." Jean asked.
"I love THIS SHOW! Especially my sweet poor hunny bunny Riku has been chased by Sora. But unlike Alexa and him, I've no video for today." She said the audiences gave her a round of applause.
"Okay, Hurky, you're the last one, so how do you think of the show?" Jean asked.
"Terrific! And I know this show would be a great one, and you know what? I'll give you a video someday, and it's funny." Hurky commented. Everyone clapped.
"Okay, that's all for this time round, we'll be having a commercial break, and stay tuned after the break." She said, and winked at the audiences. The audiences clapped loudly.
Backstage……….
"Riku, GET BACK HERE! HOW DARE YOU DO THIS TO ME?" Sora screamed, still chasing after Riku.
"Forgive me, actually I was supposed to kick Cid's butt, but you interfered, so please!" he shouted back.
"Forget it, liar, I'm not taking the matter rest, I'll be catching you! Just you wait!
After the break, the audiences applause, and the cameraman shoots Jean who was sitting on a wooden stool.
"Welcome back to KHFV, and before I get on to 'Spot the mastermind', let's take a look at this person who really send me this video and her name was…..a-ha! Stephanie Hull, a real life fanfictor, and let's see what she have for us!" she said, and pointed at the big screen.
"Here is Sora, having a date with Kairi at the beach, and not to forget, this is Riku spying at the both of them, Stephanie taking the funny video. Okay, they're almost going to kiss….." Jean mumbled, and all of Sora's fan girls screaming 'NO! Sora is mine!' "….but suddenly Kairi's pet monkey, Sophie, went up to Sora and Sora mistakenly kissed Sophie!" Jean shouted, and the audiences laughed, not to mention that Sophie jumps into Sora's shoulder and tries to make out with him.
"Thanks Stephanie for the video, we appreciate that, and now, for…………." Jean announced, the drums rolling. "Your favorite, Spot the Mastermind!" everyone in the studio clapped.
"Okay, Tidus carrying the blankets, Sora and Riku were there, playing Biltzball and you guys out here, what you're going to see next was Tidus doing splits." Said Jean, and saw Tidus carrying the blankets to the Luna's house, when someone or something hit him so quickly that slow motion can't see what happened. Then Sora and Riku laughed at him, the blankets on the floor, Tidus went crying away. Then the audiences laughed loudly.
"Okay, let's go slow mo 12 times, the last time was only 4 times, so if 12 times didn't work, we make it 24. Okay, 12 times please?" Jean asked the technical man for it, and showed it on the screen. He showed it 12 times, but it couldn't.
"Okay, Derrick, let's make it 24." Jean commanded the technical man. He did it, and still it doesn't work. Jean got so frustrated that she nearly screamed on top of her lungs.
"12 times, didn't work, 24 times, doesn't work. So how am I going to do? AAAAAAHHHHHH!" Jean screamed, the audiences covered their ears, at the backstage where Sora was still chasing Riku; they stopped, until Jean shouted to the technical man that she wanted it 56 times.
"Yes, Miss Lee." He said, and turned it to 56 times. After that, the audiences clapped, Sora and Riku continued chasing each other.
"Okay, back to business, you'll see Tidus walking to Luna's house with the blankets. And we saw Sora and Riku playing Biltzball." She said and stopped where the person in white ran into Tidus. "Okay, it's…………Namine? What is she doing here? And please hold on for a minute, Derrick, I think I know why, she managed to stop time, and accidentally hit Tidus," she circled Namine walking pass over Tidus and Sora's cheek where it was touching Tidus's forehead (He's not kissing Tidus, and I hate yaoi!). So everything went back to normal, and Tidus fell down, and the blankets scattered everywhere, Sora and Riku came to him, and laughed. The audiences clapped loudly.
"Okay, time for the mailbox!" Jean shouted, and there was a boy pushing the glass goldfish-like bowl, except there was an opening to look at the letters.
"Thanks, and let's see who's the lucky lad to send in the letter………" Jean said, digging her hand to look for a letter randomly. "A-ha! Okay, it's Heart Keeper, I don't know her real name, but she says: Jean, I love your show very much, and I have a video to show you on the next episode of KHFV, but happy to say, YOUR SHOW ROCKS!" Jean said, and as soon as Jean shouted 'Rocks' the audiences clapped like crazy.
"And here's another one by Frosty from the last episode. She asks who send in the video when she was 6, and I can't tell you, but you can call our hotline, which will be shown at the end of the show, and I appreciate your letter, everyone, and including KH fans, and remember to catch the next episode of the show, thank you for watching, and if you wanna send in your letters, here it is, at Destiny Islands Studios, #01-5643, and the hotline will be shown at the credits, so see you on the next episode, bye!" she waved her hand, and all the audiences clapped and cheered at her.
TBC……….
Jean: Okay, how's today?
Sora: Good, I haven't finished with Riku yet- RIKU! Must get revenge, must get revenge……..
Riku: Sora, will you ever take a break after spending more than 24 hours chasing me? (Took out his PDA and called the mental hospital hotline) Hello? Is this Destiny Island Mental Hospital, I have a mad boy named Sora Hikari and he's been chasing me around for more than 24 hours………..
Ryo: Never mind them; be sure to catch the next episode of KHFV! See ya!