Jean: Yeah! For more comedy! (Dancing around)
Sora: Yeah, and I heard from someone you have lots of your own videos to show it to us today. Is that true?
Jean: Yeah, and funny ones, but today no 'Spot the mastermind', because of video marathon! Just watch, and don't talk!
All the audiences clapped when Jean went up the stage, and seeing her waving her hand at the camera.
"Hello and welcome back to another episode of Kingdom Hearts Funniest Videos! As you know it, today's the day for Video Marathon! But only part 1! And showing the best 15 videos from me!" she announced, and the audiences clapped even harder. There are Riku's fan girls, Jean's Fan club members, Cloud's fan girls (That's the most people in the studios!) and Kairi's fan boys.
"Okay, and now, I declared the marathon open!" she shouted, everyone cheered and celebrating the great day.
"Enough of cheering everyone, if you are a video manic, the show is the best show for you. Okay, video no. 15!" Jean shouted, and there was a big screen.
"There was Ansem on a roller coaster, along with Hurky, as you can see; Hurky's afraid of roller coasters, and now you're going to watch the opposite." Jean said, and showing Ansem and Hurky (Now she's not afraid, read KH in different locations chapter 9 for more information) sitting at the front, the roller coaster is moving, Ansem was shouting the whole time and luckily Hurky was wearing earmuffs, and after the ride, where they started, Ansem was sweating and puffing, Hurky get off the coaster peacefully. The audiences laughed.
"Here's another one, no.14. At the swimming complex, with Frosty, Ryo and Cloud, Frosty went into the water first, and then Ryo, but what happened to Cloud?" Jean asked the audiences, and showed Ryo and Frosty swimming at the pool, and here comes Cloud, only this time his hair was in fire and dive into the pool. When he came out of the water, part of his head was bald. The audiences laughed louder than the other video.
"One more before our guests comes. Video no. 13, at the 13th floor, didn't I say the superstitious number, you'll see Roxas Organization member no. 13, hey! 13 and 13! And what's is he doing up there?" she pointed at him, catching a black cat, almost jumping on the floor, and when Roxas catch it, he didn't catch it, instead, Kairi catch it, and she was carrying the cat, dropped the cat and started screaming, running away from it. The audiences laughed and then clapped.
"Okay, now……" she began. "Our guests will be coming after the show. And don't go away!" she said, and the camera stopped recording.
Backstage……..
"Hurry up! What took you guys so long? Luckily today was Video marathon day, or else you guys will be toasted." Jean complained, Kairi, Frosty, Riku and Cloud just came in.
"You know, it's crowded in the evening, and I was having dinner in just 5 minutes, you're starting to nag me for the 7th time!" Frosty explained.
"Yeah and there was traffic jam on the way to the studios." Riku said, Kairi nodded her head.
"And my job too, to investigate a crime since last week. And I have not been sleeping for more than 48 hours, yawn!" Cloud moaned.
"I'll give you a pillow later on, you can sleep, and explained at the same time." Jean said, and as the alarm goes for the commercial to end, she pushed the four latecomers to the stage.
After the break………
Jean was sitting on the sofa with Kairi on her left and Frosty on her right. Riku was sitting on the left side of the single seat sofa, while Cloud was on the right sofa, sleeping away with a pillow.
"Welcome back to the show! And today we have our guests here, and joining us on the marathon!" she announced, and all the guests' fans cheered loudly as if they were in a concert.
"Okay, I have a video, starring Kairi, and hope you fans out there love it! And it's also video no.12!" she said, and showed a video.
"Right in the middle at the stadium on the racing track, what do you see Kairi doing fencing running, but would she jump as high as she thought?" Jean asked the audiences, and watched the clips.
Kairi with other 7 girls were warming up, and as they began preparing, everyone were at their tracks and as the coach blew the whistle, everyone started to run but looking on Kairi's track, she didn't jump. Instead, she went through all the fences and just kept running when all the fences were hanging around her neck. She stopped running and she received a scolding from the coach.
"What are you thinking, Miss Kairi Foultly?" the coach asked angrily, and Kairi looked at the sky. The audiences laughed.
"The coach's right? Why are you doing this? Hahaha!" Riku asked, and then laughed loudly without waking Cloud up.
"Okay, this one involves Frosty, again, as seen in at the first show. Okay, here's another one, video no.11." Jean said, and showed the video.
"Another funny video. She was playing the fairy godmother in Cinderella at the school hall when she was 12. And the PA monitors forgot there is a hole out of a meal!" Jean mocked, and showing at the screen, she was the fairy godmother waving the wand at Cinderella. While waving it, she didn't know there was a hole when she stepped back and fell into it. The audiences at the video and where the video was shown laughed loudly.
"That wasn't very funny, and who recorded it?" Frosty asked Jean, crossing her arms.
"Okay, hope you won't get angry with me, it was….." Jean began pointing at her boyfriend.
"You! I'm breaking up with you! How dare you do this to me? WAHH!" she cried, Kairi escorted her to the backstage. That left Cloud and Riku as guest appearances.
"Actually it was I who did it, don't said that to her, okay?" she whispered to the audiences, and all of them nodded. "Okay, we'll continue the marathon. Okay, this video involves…."Jean began and all Cloud's fan girls started calling Cloud's name.
"Yeah, you guys got it, this time it's Cloud Strife, hope all of you guys here and watching the show have a good time, video no. 10!" she announced, the remaining Cloud fan girls began to scream, calling his name and waving some 'We Love Cloud!' signs and 'Cloud rules our world!'
"Okay, stop screaming, and don't disturb him, he might get irritated," Jean whispered, and put her index finger on her lips. The others did so.
"Geez! You girls out there, have you had enough of it? My eardrums are going to burst if you all out there keep on shouting, or else I'm going to put hearing aids!" Riku moaned, and all his fan girls began to say 'Not cool' or 'Oh, stop shouting!' to the Cloud fan girls.
"This is Cloud, down-side up, and this is Cloud, upside down!" Jean said, and began to giggle. On the screen they see Cloud hanging upside down, actually doing a commercial about the latest drink in town. He was there, pouring the drink to the cup, but the liquid went down.
"But this drink, upside down or not, it'll stay in the cup, but like any other soft drink, it'll still drink it like water." Cloud said on the video, and opened the can, poured into the cup and drinks it.
"Okay, cut!" the director shouted, and actually the camera was hanged upside down, not Cloud. The audiences laughed, and all Cloud fan girls began to scream.
"Okay, now for Riku, and you know what? This is one of my favorite videos of all! I watched it…." She began when Riku stopped her.
"How many times?" he asked, putting his hand to his chin.
"Okay….err…..errs…..365 times! One time a day! Since last year until now! Hehe!" she said, and chuckled. Riku looked at her, having the eyes like those in anime only a dot in each one.
"Back to the marathon, video no. 9. While at my birthday party, after singing the birthday song, the cake, everything, and it was the time to hit the piñata. Riku doesn't know what the others are doing so Sora let him stand in the middle in front of everyone, but what's going to happen was I am the culprit." Jean explained, and she was there, Luna blindfolded her, she and Alexa turning Jean around there area, and instead of hitting the piñata, she hit Riku instead, without realized she was hitting the wrong object. As she thought it was the piñata, she hit it too hard, Riku have to go around screaming as Jean went on hitting him. Everyone in the studios, even the staff producing the show laughed.
"It was Sora's fault! My back hurts, and ow!" he said, rubbing his back. But never mind, I won't go chasing after him, like the other time I accidentally kick his ass! Oh well, if I done that to him, I'll go crazy, after chasing me for more than 24 hours that time. Phew!" Riku said, and wiped his sweat.
"RIKU! Finally I found you!" a voice at the stage spoke to him, all of them turned around, and saw Sora huffing and puffing, looking tired chasing after him for more than a week. Riku just sit there as if nothing had happened.
"YAAA!" Sora screamed, and just as he was about to attack Riku, Riku plucked out a black metal spider like and it was glowing with red light, Sora lay down the floor, and all of Riku's fan girls cooed and began to scream 'Our hero!', 'Unbelievable' and 'You rock! So cool!' to him, and Riku dragged Cloud out of the studios.
"Okay, now their gone, just one more video, before the show ends. This is hot, including Sora and gang!" she said. "The other 7 videos we pushed it out next week, as this is getting into a bore, well, take a look at it, and one more thing I have to say, enjoy!" she finished her little speech.
At the screen they saw Sora, Luna, Kairi and Riku doing a project, but their not doing it. Instead, all of them did was dancing like they were at the disco, and then Sora fell, along with the rest. After that, someone fell off the roof, and turned out to be Ansem. The audiences did nothing but laugh loudly.
"ARG! Who filmed this?" someone shouted, everyone looked back at saw smoke and turned out to be Ansem, but this time unlike the last time his comb got stuck on his hair, this time he was with clutches and had an neck bandage and coughing badly.
"Who…. (Cough)……. (Cough)…..recorded this... (Cough)?" He asked angrily while coughing out the smoke. "Darn smoke machine!" he kicked it away and come into stage. Jean kicked him to a body killer machine where they hold people when they are excuted.
"And to everyone out here, we have a special guest here, and introducing Charlie Arlene!" Jean announced, and came in a girl wearing a sleeveless top and short jean, she was going to be 10 this year and it was her birthday.
"Everyone, today's her lucky day, and it's her birth in ten seconds, and 10…..9….8….7…6…5…4….3….2….1….." everyone countdown, and when the clock strikes 8, it was her birthday.
"Whoooo hoo! It's Charlie's birthday!" everyone shouted, and she came up to stage.
"Okay, enough, everyone." Jean calmed the crowd down, and began a conversation with Charlie.
"So tell me Charlie, here's your birthday gift, coming into my show, and are your parents there?" Jean asked her.
"She's there," Charlie said, pointing at her parents and the cameraman turned the camera and showed Charlie's parents and they were waving their hands at Charlie. "And I came here for a purpose: I'm going to write an article that this is the top rated show for the month, and also sell the articles to donate money to the Destiny Island General Hospital, and one more thing." Charlie said, and everyone paid much attention to her. "My birthday wish. Can I hurt Ansem and his minors?"
"Okay, but all the members of the Organization, they're not here, wait till I find them for guest starring and then you'll get the chance to hit them, go on, like Sora and Riku, take this hammer to hit Ansem." Jean ordered politely, and gave her the biggest hammer in the world, and looks like she had a hard time holding it.
"Let's welcome Cloud and Riku to stage again!" Jean announced, everyone at the studios clapped when they came in, Riku and Cloud fan girls went screaming away. Cloud and Riku helped Charlie to carry the hammer, and carried it up to the stage and then to Ansem, they carried up the hammer, and then knocked his head.
"OW! Are you trying to hurt me or what are you guys done to me? Everyone around here is lunatics!" Ansem complained, before Charlie, Cloud and Riku knocked him with the hammer again, he ran out of the stage with his clutches.
"I'll get my revenge! Just you wait!" Ansem shouted as he ran. Everyone clapped as Charlie and the other two boys bowed down. They went backstage and Jena walked and stands in the middle.
"Thanks for watching, and be sure to catch it again for part two of……Video Marathon! Until next time, see you guys later, alligators!" Jean greeted, and waved goodbye to the audiences.
TBC…………..
Jean: Where is Axel? I need him to over burnt Sora's cooking!
Luna: At the kitchen cooking scrambled eggs. (Points at the kitchen)
Jean: AXEL! I NEED YOU! KILL SORA FOR ME! HE HASN'T PAID FOR MY BET'S MONEY!
Axel: A-yai, Madam, and SORA, HERE I COME!
Sora: Don't' you guys ever take a break? All right, you win, I'll pay! (Gives Jean a 20 munny note)