Jean: Sorry for the writer's block.
Sora: Yeah, and you better hurry before the SFA write flames at you.
Jean: Shh! Okay, and by the way, where's Luna? The others are still waiting for her going to be on stage.
(At a room)
Luna: where's my lipstick? (Rummaging through her bag)
Everyone clapped when Jean came up to stage.
"Thank you, thank you, everyone for the support. Another episode of KH Funniest Videos!" Jean said, and bowed to the audience. There were Leon fan girls screaming like they were about to explode, Aerith and Yuffie fan boys cheering at Jean, holding signs that said "We love you, Yuffie", "Aerith you are the best" and more.
"Okay, everyone settle down, and let's continue with the Video Marathon!" Jean cheered, and everyone clapped. "Video no. 7!"
At the screen, showing Luna having a bubble bath at the bathtub, sleeping and listening to the radio at the same time.
"This is Luna taking a bubble bath. What you will see next is not recommended by children aged 12 and above. If you kids are watching this show, please accompany with your parents. There are some things going to be censored and 'hidden'." Jean warned the children watching the show, and turned back to the video.
At the screen again, Luna was yawning, her hands stretched but one of her hands knocked the radio down into the bathtub, Luna got an electric-shock, her whole body got shocked and her hair stood up as dry as if you were putting gel on your hair, she fell down on the floor naked, but it was hidden by a black and blurred fake Heartless, and when Luna got her conscious back, she ran out of the room, twisted the doorknob and slammed the door without covering her naked body.
The audience got shocked, and clapped loudly. Luna who was at back stage got ready, wearing a pink shirt, the sleeves were in white in color and in her shirt it was written 'Excalibur 88'. She was wearing a mini skirt indigo in color but also wore a yellow pair of pants until to her knees. She wore sport shoes and ankle length socks, standing behind the rest of the guests.
"What took you so long?" asked Aerith, wearing the dress wore in Advent Children.
"Nothing. My first time on stage, looking a bit nervous. I have to be good on my first public performance, am I right?" Luna replied.
"Yeah, but looking good doesn't mean you have to take a long time to prepare, you know. I took 1 second to look good you know." Leon said, crossing his arms. He was wearing what he wore on the Kingdom Hearts series.
"I hate being on stage, and this is getting a bore. Hmmp. Wonder what Jean thinks on her mind?" Cid complained, and wore what he wore in the KH series.
"You guys better stop talking, before Jean went off stage and do something to both of you." Yuffie calmed Leon and Cid down, and wore what she wore in KH2. (Jean: She looked kinda cool when she wore the black one)
Back at stage…………
"You guys must be wondering what the Disney characters did funny. Well, for the Disney fan mantic, here's one for you. Video no.6" Jean said, and showed the video.
"Donald in his room, punching the punching bag, and I think he's looking annoyed." Jean said and giggled at the same time, and showed the video. Donald was punching the punching bag angrily; he kept punching until his feathers got red and sore. He stopped to take a rest, taking his own sweet time to walk to the rest room when the punching bag swing at Donald so fast that Donald got stuck at the punching bag for life. The audiences laughed loudly, while Donald on the screen was still hanging on the punching bag, looking red with anger.
"Okay, we're taking a break, and don't leave the television set, 'cause we're showing your favorite guests appearing on stage later!" Jean reminded the audiences, and the camera stopped filming.
After the break…………
"Welcome back, and here we are with our guests here." Jean said, the cameraman taking the guests. Fans of the characters started cheering at them, screaming at them and even do all sorts of things.
"Any thing to say here?" asked Jean with a smile on her face.
Cid paused, looking at the floor, and he went break dancing as rap music starts. (Hurky: I hate rap music! Jean: Too bad, I wrote the story! Hehe! Hurky: okay, just for today.) Everyone looked at him in shock that in his 40s' he still can dance. After he finished dancing, everyone hung open their mouths and their eyes were in shock. The Cid started beating his back.
"My back hurts! Mustn't do this in the first place. And it still hurts, and who am I? A man is his 40s' still doing crazy stunts?" mumbled Cid as he made his way off stage.
"Everyone, give a round of applause to Cid for his break dancing, and I'll tell Cloud to help you pay for your medical bills!" she said.
Back at Cloud's house watching the show……
"WHAT! NO WAY I GOING TO PAY ANY MEDICAL BILLS TO CID! JUST BECAUSE OF A SHORT BREAK DANCING! CID!" Cloud screamed, with popcorn spilled onto the floor.
"Erm, Cloud, we just mopped the floor." Aerith and Tifa warned him crossing their arms looking mad, Aerith on Cloud's right and Tifa on Cloud's left.
Back at the show…………..
"Okay, let's look at our next video, video no. 5!" Jean announced, and showed the video.
At the screen it screened Donald participating in Kingdom Hearts Idol, and Donald went singing: 'She bangs! She bangs!' with his butt shaking, and because of his quaky voice, everyone laughed until their stomachs hurt.
"Okay, back to our guests here. So what are you going to say to your fans out there?" asked Jean, sitting on an armchair.
"Hello fans out there!" Aerith shouted, waving at her fans. Her fan boys screaming away got their signboards waving, and the Yuffie fan boys, jeered, shouted Yuffie is better. Yuffie sitting on the sofa blushed.
"Looks like Yuffie's fans are supporting you, and Leon…Leon, where are you?" asked Jean, which Leon was missing.
At a glance, everyone turned to the other side of the studio and saw Leon's fan girls surrounding him, and Leon's face was covered with girls' kissing lipstick signs.
"Leon! Why are you with all those fan girls?" shouted a lady out of nowhere, it was Riona, her hair was untied, and wearing a white dress with flower prints on it, and she was carrying a frying pan.
"Rio….Riona! What are you doing here? Asked Leon, looking nervous. Riona went pulling his ear (Like Max and Misty in Pokemon) and went back stage.
"Next time, I need to look after you even longer! And as a punishment, you have to mop the floor, vacuum the floor, wash the dishes, and iron my clothes……" Riona nagged, continuing to drag Leon out of the studio.
"Well, err; let's give applause to Leon and our special guest Riona!" Jean announced, and everyone clapped. "Continuing on our marathon, video no. 4!" she said.
On the screen, Tidus was bringing the dry laundry to his mother's room, and he accidentally stepped on a white line to the room, and there was mud on a red bucket and he was affected on it.
"Oh man! I got to start all over again, to clean Mum's laundry!" Tidus complained, and the audiences laughed, clapped and felt sorry for Tidus at the same time.
"Another video for today. Video no. 3!" Jean announced, and showed a video about Riku, Sora, Luna, Kairi, Hurky and Alexa in the swimming pool. All of a sudden, a SFA member, Daniel Young used his cannonball method to chase everyone out in the pool. When water splashed out of the pool, Sora and the others chased him out of the pool, locking the door preventing them in. Everyone laughed.
"We'll come back, and don't leave because we're going to feature the best last two videos!" Jean said, and then the cameraman stopped shooting.
After the break…………
"Welcome back, and now, for the last two videos of the show. Video no. 2!" she announced.
"This is where we celebrate Riku and Luna's birthday as they have the same birthday." Jean explained. It showed everyone at the party, including Jean herself, and when Ryo got closer to the candles, she didn't noticed that her hair was burned, and suddenly Kairi noticed that and brought a pail of water, poured in on Ryo and the cake was destroyed, and part of Ryo's hair was burnt.
"Hahaha! And the last video, our no. 1 video!" Jean announced, everyone sprayed champagne and lemon cider. Party poopers were off and the lights changed colors. The drums are rolling and here came the last video of the marathon.
"Why is everyone dressing in pajamas?" Jean asked, and saw everyone even her wearing pajamas. Everyone were on orientation camp, they brought their torches and saw a head hanging on a tree branch. Everyone screamed and left the forest, then a person wearing a Moogle costume, taking the head out of the branch and turned out to be Cloud wearing it.
"Hmmp, just getting a rest for a while, and on my way back, I heard some noises. Oh well, guess I have to start working." He said, took the head and left the place.
Everyone clapped, glad and sad at the same time that the marathon was over.
"Okay, the marathon's over and if you guys like it, there's another one next year. AND if you have any videos to share, send me a private message and you'll see my e-mail address at the end of the show or you can call me and the number at the end of the show. So see you on the next show!" Jean said, waved her hand and left the stage.
Jean: at last, after months of updating!
Sora: Yeah! It finally ended, so what's new next week?
Jean: Spot the mastermind is back next week and there is going to be a new section called the Disney zone, which all your favorite Disney characters will be appearing. Also, next time our guests are going to be the Organization XIII members who appeared in Chain of Memories.
Organization XIII (all members): Woot! Three cheers for Jean!
Jean: Whatever. So, see ya!
