Jean: Hate all those band practices! NO holidays for me!

Readers: Awww!

Hurky: what about those Organization members doing in the stage as guests?

Jean: If they fight on air in stage on more time, 50 bunny hops around the whole studio is awaiting for them. (I got this idea on a new anime, Shuffle! By the teacher teaching the students at a high school. Watch it, only for teens aged 15 and above. May contain strong nutidy and mild violence)

Once again, Jean comes up to stage, another episode of KH's Funniest Videos.

"Thank you, thank you, welcome to KH funniest videos! What we are going to show you today is going to be the most unacceptable, most gruesome, and of course, the funniest videos. Today there is a theme called: 'What you hate about birthdays' presenting by Riku, about what he really hates about birthdays. Now before we showed you that, let's watch another video first." She said.

On the screen, it showed Peter Pan sneaking behind Captain Hook's ship, and Peter crept in and poked Hook's butt by a dagger and Hook jump down of the ship by jumping a plank, and got chased by the crocodile that took his hand. Everyone laughed at that part, and went back to Jean.

"Okay, now the video came just recently, and let's show you how Riku does by hating his birthday." Jean said, and showed the video.

"Waking up from his sleep, he went to the bathroom and brushed his teeth." Jean said, Riku putting toothpaste to his toothbrush and began brushing his teeth. Later, the doorbell rang so many times; he got so annoyed, finished brushing his teeth, and scolded the people outside to stop pressing his doorbell.

"That is his reason no. 1, no. 2 coming up." Jean said, and showed the next scenario. It was Riku going out for a walk in the park when…….

"Surprise!" Everyone shouted in front of the door as soon as Riku opened it. There were balloons; there was a birthday cake with candles lit, and many presents carried by Tidus and Wakka. Everyone went into the house, Riku looking angry, and took the balloon Kairi was holding, put it near the candles where Sora was carrying it, and the balloon went burst.

"Get out." Riku said in a low tone. Everyone went out of the house, and he slammed the door.

"Wish Luna was here." He said, and left to the park.

"At reason no. 3 takes places at the park." Jean said.

At the park, Riku was sitting on the bench, when Ryo gave him a bunch of flowers, and a birthday card, Riku took it, burnt the card using a fire magic, and throw the bunch of flowers to the bin like a basketball.

"Out of my sight." He said, and left the park.

"Reason no. 4 coming up……after the break and our guest appearance." Jean said, and the camera zoomed out.

After the break….

"Welcome back to Kingdom Hearts Funniest Videos, and-" Jean's words are short lifted when the members of the Organization began to fight at the place where the guests are sitting.

"That's my cookie! Give it back!" Lexaeus shouted, chasing after the cookie from Axel.

"Na, going to burn that lame cookie of yours!" he argued back.

"No eating of flowers, the rules said so!" Vexen screamed, fighting over a rose from Marluxia.

"Too bad, rules are meant to be broken!" he shouted, laughing.

"Give my cosmetics and my diary back from me, stupid Zexion!" Larxene yelled, wrestling after her make-up set.

"….. On August 15th, Larxene got her first cosmetics and later use it as make up over her toy Nobody……" Zexion said, Larxene almost chocking him.

"Stop fighting before I get even to every one of you here right this instant!" Jean shouted, everyone stop shouting and fighting.

"Audiences are looking at you, and you guys behaving as if you are in the zoo. Might as well bring the other group of Organization to come here. You guys fight one more time; I'll get Edward to throw you out of this studio! So get real!" Jean scolded the people on stage, and stopped fighting and went back to their places.

"Okay, so you guys, tell me what do you hate, to make things easier for you, about this show." Jean asked, drumming her fingers.

"A-hem, in case you didn't know, we Nobodies don't have hearts, we don't laugh, we don't cry, just being who we are, without emotions." Larxene reminded her, everybody at the studio were stunned.

"Okay, okay, and why am I asking you to be guests for this show? Oh well….." Jean said, the members of the Organization began to fight….again over a cookie.

"That's the last cookie! Give it back!" Vexen screamed, grabbing the cookie from Zexion.

"Shut up! That's my cookie too!" Zexion yelled the cookie still from his hands.

For the next 15 minutes they are still fighting for the last cookie, Jean took the cookie away from Zexion, throws it up to Edward, Jean's security guard and called Axel to burn it.

"Burn that cookie." Jean ordered Axel to burn that cookie.

"No." he said, munching on the cookies he stole from the table, without any one realizing it. Jean stepped on his foot, Axel almost choked on his cookie, and fire came out of his hand, and burnt the cookie.

"NNNOOOOO!" said all the members of the Organization, in slo-mo.

"Okay, Edward, throw them out of the studio, always making trouble. Wonder what's up with the 6 of you." Jean said, Edward carried the 6 members and throw them out of the studio.

"Okay, back to the show. Now showing part 2 of 'What do you hate about birthdays', with Riku as an example. Here comes reason no. 4" Jean announced, the show went on.

On the screen, they showed Riku having lunch eating pasta at a French restaurant and while having his double scoop of vanilla-watermelon ice-cream in a glass, Kairi suddenly appeared on the other side where Riku is sitting, and gave him a birthday cake with candles lighting it.

"Will you guys give up?" Riku asked Kairi, blew the candle flames away, and forced Kairi on her head to hit the cake.

"Next time, find a better excuse for that." Riku said, paid the bills and left the café.

"Here comes reason no. 5, happening at night." Jean announced, and showed the screen.

Riku was at a department store, after buying all the groceries and went to his motorbike; Sora went to his out of nowhere, gave him the balloons and said 'Happy Birthday.' Riku took out his wallet, took a small pin from it and poked all the balloons.

"Will you guys get out of my sight? So what if it's my birthday?" asked Riku, started the engine and went out of the car park.

"Now for the final reason, no. 5." Jean said, and showed a video Riku opening the door to get in to his house and went…..

"SURPRISE!" everyone shouted, including Luna who came back from another world. Riku's head gets red all over, pushed everyone out of the house and slammed the door.

"Things won't get any better." Riku sighed and went to the kitchen. Everyone clapped as the video finished.

"And that's the end of 'What do you hate about birthdays.'" Jean said, everyone clapped, some Riku fan girls screamed, with Ryo as their leader.

"Now for 'Spot the mastermind.' Look at this video first." Jean said, and showed a video.

"You'll see Riku and his rival Meg (He's a man, don't be mistaken, and no flames about it!). What you see next is not suitable for all ages. For aged 10 and above." Jean reminded the audiences watching the show and someone with a straw cowboy hat released the cows, and the cows were chasing after the two men. The audiences laughed.

"Okay, now for playback time. This is where Riku and Meg were there. And as we go forward in slow-mo, and hey! Who's this?" asked Jean, and told the audience that the person wearing the straw hat was Old Man Baker (Look at hurkydoesntknow's fanfic, Dude, where's Sora's bike?). "What's he doing at the ranch? Must be revenge to Riku, maybe, and let's continue the show." She said, the part where Baker opens the lock from the ranch, and back to normal, the duo was chased after by the cows.

"Okay, and that's the end of the show. See you next time!" Jean waved, and the camera stopped shooting.

TBC…………

Jean: look at Meg and Riku, being chased by the cows! Haha!

Riku and Meg: Someone save us!

'Cows': are we done chasing Riku and Meg? (Opens the head and saw the other Organization who haven't appeared on stage are on disguise) Are will we get paid?

Jean: AHH! (Fainted)

Alexa: Next chapter: The other Organization strikes back! See you then!