Jean: The 6th chapter is up. Happy Holidays!
Disclaimer: Jean does not own characters from Square-Enix and Disney. She only owns herself and some random characters.
Once again, Jean came up to stage.
"Thank you for coming and this is Jean Lee speaking. And speaking of coming here, another video is on our way, involving Organization XIII." Jean said, and showed a video.
"At The World That Never Was, everyone in the Organization were having a stupid party and not long later a surprise is coming their way!" she said, everyone were having a party and it was Roxas's birthday, and then Axel pushed Roxas's head to the cake, a few seconds later he will be scaring people all around the castle.
"Who…..did…..this…..to….me?" Roxas asked, acting like a zombie. Then a lush of water came out of nowhere, and Roxas became normal again, and then chased after Axel who pushed him. The audience then chuckled.
"Here's another one. You know that Riku's father, Alex hates cheerleaders and things that involved them like pom-poms and stuff like that (Jean: If you want to know more, read my story Dude, where's Sora's lawnmower? To find out), here's a video to show you all." She said, and showed the screen.
Seeing the cheerleaders doing a pyramid stunt, Alex threw something that disturbs the last person standing on top, and the girls went toppling down, Alex laughing like a mad man and called them a (Bleep!). Everyone gave applause to Jean and the camera screened her.
"Okay, now comes the letters, and the name is Amanda Sterl and she's from Hanstone Hills. And she told us that she like my video, and she like the episode that the part when Charlie with Cloud and Riku hit Ansem with a hammer. She also wants to look at a video that involves Ansem again. Okay Amanda you got your wish, here comes another video!" Jean exclaimed, and showed another video.
"Ansem, you are a lazy bum." Jean teased, and Ansem was sleeping in his spoilt bed, with a night hat on his head, and snoozing away. Then, Ansem began talking nonsense. "Raise the roof! Raise the roof! Hahaha! (Bleep!) The eggs! (Bleep!) The eggs! Sora you big fat (Bleep!) come back here and get those (Bleep!)-ing eggs back here!" he started screaming, the audiences laughed like crazy.
"We'll be back, after the show." Jean announced, and the camera zoomed out.
Back to the show…..
"Welcome back to Kingdom Hearts Funniest Videos, and here we are with…the remains of……. The members….of….the…Organization." Jean slowed down, as she saw the members of the Organization snoozing away, and there was a member missing.
"Who's missing this time?" asked Jean, and saw someone screaming away.
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I'M LATE! I'M LATE! STUPID TAXI DRIVER DRIVING SO SLOWLY AS IF I WAS ON A HOLIDAY!" screamed a man, and it turned out to be Demyx, wearing a straw hat as it flew away, and carrying a big luggage.
"Of course you look like you were on vacation." Jean retorted. "Sometimes you are a dork." Then, Jean sniffed something on stage. "What's that smell? Looks like someone is drinking alcoholic drink." She said, and everyone turned to Xemnas, who was drinking his 3rd bottle of beer.
"To the ship! Lalalalalalalalala!" Xemnas yelled, and hiccupped. "And we're still here, folks!"
"Okay, let's back to the show. You guys pretty please don't cause anymore trouble like the last group did. And Xemnas, if you want to throw up, take this plastic bag and just throw up. I don't want you to throw up while I'm here, and Demyx, you better keep your mouth zipped, or else, you'll get it from me. You hear me?" warned Jean. The Organization members nodded.
"Good and I heard that there's a video you want to show me, right?" asked Jean.
"Yup, and the DVD's right here. I used a DVD camcorder all right." Said Roxas, and tossed the disc to Jean.
"Hey, Wayne, catch!" Jean shouted, and threw the disc to him; the operator man put thumbs up, and plays the disc.
"I don't know what that CD contains, but let's look at the video." Said Jean to the audience, and the screen showed Larxene wearing a bikini and posing. All the male audiences cooed, the ladies looked at them, the male audience stopped cooing.
"Oops! My bad! Here, the REAL one. Hehehe." Roxas giggled, and passed the disc to Jena and then to Wayne."
"Those are much better, and let's look at the video again. Sorry for the mistake." Jean apologized, and showed a video featuring Vexen in the lab conducting an experiment, and Demyx came out of nowhere, and add something into Vexen's chemicals, and outside the lab, the whole room went "KA-BOOM!" and then showed the castle in a burning state.
"DEMYX! YOU (Bleep!) IDIOT!" all the members of the Organization screamed. The audiences laughed.
"And here's another one." Jean said, and showed a video about Xigbar coming home, sitting on his room's sofa, then, as he opened the door to his bathroom, honey started pour all over him, and then as he walked backwards, Axel started taking a dryer out, and then, Xigbar's coat looked dirtier than ever, then Roxas and Demyx came out of their rooms, and then they started a pillow fight on Xigbar, the feathers from their pillows came out, and Xigbar was covered with feathers.
"YOU LOOK LIKE A CHICKEN! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Lexaeus, Xaldin and Luxord laughed, and then Larxene passed him a towel.
"Here you go." Larxene said, and as Xigbar wiped him face, his face was covered with mud.
"What with my face?" he asked, and then Marluxia passed him a mirror, and screamed when looking at himself.
"NNNNOOO!" he screamed, went to the bathroom to clean himself, Xemnas locked the door and Zexion pressed a button, Xigbar started screaming again.
"Stop this at once! NNOOOO!" Xigbar screamed, and went out of the room; he looked like a real live chicken. Everyone in the studio laughed, except for Xigbar.
"Who recorded that stupid video?" asked Xigbar angrily.
"Me. Hahahaha! As the Superior I can do that too." Xemnas said, and looked at Xigbar in a sinister way, his eyes narrowed. He hiccupped and fell to the floor.
"Okay, then-" Jean said when Xemnas started throwing up on stage, with the plastic bag.
"Erm, Eddy and Russell, send Xemnas to the sick bay, and then throw him out when he's well again." Jean told them, and her two security guards nodded their head and carried Xemnas by his arms.
"And thanks for the videos, Roxas and you guys leave now, and WHERE ON EARTH IS DEMYX?" Jean screamed, everyone saw him singing Jingle Bells, Jean called Mandy and Felicia, two of her ladies strongest security guards and as Demyx was singing; the security guards pulled him out of the stage.
"….once opens sledge-wait! I'm not done yet! Let me go, you gals! AHHH! I want my mummy!" he whined, and was dragged out of the stage.
"We'll return-after the break." Jean announced, and the camera zoomed out.
When the showed is back, the audiences founded Jean eating a chocolate ice-cream.
"Welcome back, and talking about ice-cream. This video on 'Spot the Mastermind' is all about ice-cream, ice-cream, and more ice-cream!" Jean said, and showed a video.
The audiences saw Yuffie having ice-cream, and wearing a Moogle mascot costume, as it was Halloween. While eating, someone spilled crude oil on the ice-cream, and Yuffie didn't notice, and ended up in the toilet. The audiences laughed.
"Now let's play back, and see who did it." Jena said, and in slow-mo, Yuffie was having her ice-cream as per normal, but then, someone in the skateboard came interfering Yuffie's good day of Halloween. It turned out to be Luke Irakih, spilling oil to sabotage Sora and his friends' Halloween.
"I'll get you from this." Yuffie screamed among the studio.
"Okay, and that's the end of the show. And the next time we met, there will be fewer videos, and more talks. Until the next time we met, goodbye." Jean said, and left the stage.
TBC……
Jean: Okay, and sorry it's so short and boring. The next one will be better.
Yuffie: (Ran to the toilet again) Stupid Luke.
Jean: and the next time we met, our guests will be just Sora, Kairi, Luna, Riku and coming out is a new character, Meg, and he's a guy, just to tell you so that you guys out there won't be mistaken.
Hurky: and I'm busy preparing my graduation day. And tiring, just to say.
Jean: and see you next time, and where's Sora?
Somewhere…….
Sora: Ice-cream man! Wait for MMMEEEE!
Ice-cream man: NNNOOOO! You want all my ice-cream when you can't afford so much, you gotta be crazy! AAHH!