So, Inu Yasha was rushing to the Screechy Scream of Horror's aid somewhere in the forest of singing trees while Bob, his hare, sat limp and crisp on the ground...
Sudenly, Inu came to a clearing in which Miroku was cowering against a tree as Sango aproached threateningly, sword in hand. Miroku let out a surprisingly girlish scream.
'Hmmm...' thought Inu. 'So THAT'S where the Screechy Scream of Horror came from...Miroku
Sango turned to Inu Yasha and hissed, revealing pointy teeth and Kirara. Inu blinked. Why was Sango eating Kirara? I really dont know...so dont ask. Let's just say that Kirara just jumped in there...
"Erm...Sango?" Inu said hesitantly; quite out of character for the 'charge in, kill all' half-demon. Sango didnt look to good. "Are you aware of Kirara in your mouth?" Sango slowly nodded, teeth still bared. Kirara mewed.
"Inu Yasha...HELP!!!" Miroku yelled, still cowering in front of the tree.
Sango lunged for Miroku. Inu leapt forward and grabbed sango. The demon hunter struggled violently. Inu held out one hand in front of Sango's mouth. Sango froze and opened her mouth and Kirara hopped onto Inu Yasha's hand. Inu released Sango and patted her on the head. Sango beamed up at the half-demon. Inu's ears twitched uncomfortably.
"Well, that was odd," Inu remarked. Sango never beamed. She was all sparkly and glittery and...
PUFF!
Inu Yasha vanished, charging back to Kagome, who was tied in a vicious battle with Kikyo. When Inu Yasha reached Kagome, she was jumping around, obviously hyper and happy. Kikyo lay on the ground, dead (again). Inu Yasha gasped.
"Kikyoooooooo!!!!!!" Inu Yasha desparately cried, dropping next to the corpse.
"Oh, Inu Yasha, you nasty little dog," Kagome sobbed. "SIT SIT SIT!!"
Inu collapsed onto the corpse three times. he stood, but collapsed, for Kagome showed no sign of ending this frenzied sit-a-thon.
Tune in next time, when Sessho-Maru appears all sobby-like Oo ...oi... REVIEW!!