I do not own Inu Yasha!
WHAT WILL INU DO????? WILL KAGOME EVER END THIS SIT-A-THON?!…
"SITSITSITSITSITSIT!!" Kagome yelled.
"Inu Yasha! My dear little brother!" Sessho-Maru cried, appearing just as suddenly as Kikyo had.
Kagome froze and stared at the dog-demon. Inu Yasha numbly stood and drew his Tetsiega…(who knows how to spell that?) Sessho-Maru skipped over to Inu and hugged him…and kissed him…whoa…
"Oh, Inu Yasha! I'm so sorry for attacking you, what? Once every week for the past three months? I'M SORRY!" Fluffy blubbered. "I've been so terrible to you!"
"Inu Yasha, stand back!" Sango yelled, finally out of her crazy frenzy. She wielded her great boomerang (if anyone knows what its called, help!).
"Lord Sessho-Maru! Look out!" Rin cried, soaring down with Jakin on Ah-Un.
Sessho-Maru squealed and retreated behind a tree. Everyone stared after him.
"Hey!" Kagome cried. "Where's Miroku?"
"Oh, he was kidnapped by elvish dwarves," Sango remarked. "They went... that-a-way!"
Sango bounded off into the trees. No one moved. Suddenly, an elvish dwarf jumped out of the trees and grabbed Shippo. The elvish dwarf kissed Shippo and ran away. Everyone stared. Once again, the Screechy Scream of Horror sounded. Miroku charged into the centre of the confused group. He violently shook Shippo.
"SAVE ME FROM THE SHORT ELVES!!!" Miroku screamed.
Three tiny female elves appeared out of nowhere and hugged Miroku. Sango glared at Miroku as she entered the clearing. Miroku slowly backed away from Sango. Sango's eye twitched as she approached the terrified monk, a scary glint in her eyes.
"Sango, be reasonable, now...S-Sango?" the monk stammered.
"O-oh say can you see my-y eyes if you can then my hair's to short!" sang the trees.
Inu Yasha blinked. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBB!!" Inu sobbed. Kagome hugged Inu comfortingly.
riiiiiight... i really have no idea how to continue this, so... ideas would be nice... yeah... review please