yeah yeah, i don't own inuyasha...
A loud slap sounded, a red handprint appearing on Miroku's face. He swallowed uncomfortably, tears rolling down his face. "Ow," he mumbled.
Kagome glanced at Sesho-Maru, who still remained hidden behind the singing trees. "Are you okay?" She wondered.
"B-b-bob-b-b..." Inu yasha continued to sob.
Sesho-Maru gave an indignant cough as he stepped away from the tree. "Of course, why on earth would you think otherwise?" he said in a stupid high-and-mighty voice.
Kagome slowly nodded uncertainly as Rin started to pull on Shippo's tail. Shippo whimpered and ran to hide behind the dark-haired woman. The fox-demon glanced around with shifty eyes. "I really wish these trees would stop singing!" he whispered uneasily.
"Five hundred, twenty-five thousand, six-hundred minutes, five hundred, twenty-five thousand moments so deeeeaaaaarrr!" the trees were singing now.
"LOOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!" Jaken screached, pointing to the sky. "It's the portal to the Far-Off Land of Twinkles and Rainbows!!! Naraku's home!!!!!"
All eyes darted to the colourful, sparkly, swirly spot in the sky, sucking up all of the singing trees and the group of human's/ demons/ half-demons. Many-a screams rang out into the air as dirt and tree and people went flying into the abyss of colour!
"OMG!!!!! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!!" Miroku screamed in a girly voice.
With a loud WHOOOOOOOOSH!! they were pulled into the colourful, sparkly dimension that was full of bright colours and sparkles! And all was well and good for none of them had died as Miroku had assumed. But Jaken was plopped back to the earth where there were no more singing trees because the colourful land didnt like him. No, not at all, it hated him!! Out of the blue area (yes the light blue area!) appeared a gigantic pile of MANGOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Ohm, mangoes!
Rin ran up to the mangoes and threw one at Inu. Fluffy screached at Inu's mad face, all wrinkly and old-looking. the half-demon strode toughly up to the mangoes and plopped on on the little girl's head. Without warning, the rest of their companions dove at the mangoes and threw them at each other (or ate them in my case. i like mangos...). Within minutes it was a sticky, gross, mango-smelling mango-mess! Everyone was covered in mango slime. Yum mango slime.
Kagome smiled widely, a mango seed stuffed into her mouth. She spat out the seed. "Now what?" she asked.
Everyone shrugged, unsure of what to do. Sango smiled, an idea coming to her head. "I've got an idea! follow me!!" she yelled and started walking of, the mango making a squelching noise in her sandals that was much like the sound of the fat that didnt go in our soup this morning being squeezed. That was a yummy soup.
join me (whenever that may be) when i go through with the plan to sell Naraku stainless steel mittens! again, i'm very sorry for the longly delaid update!!!!!! please review!!!