Jean: Okay, I'm back, after weeks of writer's block. I just wasn't feeling well. I've been getting headaches lately.
Sora: Yeah! The show is finally returning after weeks of waiting!
Jean: Yeah and this is the episode which you can see some of the funniest clips of my future story the Kingdom Hearts Anime. But I still haven't thought the real title yet. So pardon me.
Riku: So what are you waiting for?
Ryu-san: Hurry or else I would get impatient. Sigh!
Jean: Shh! Here goes!
"Welcome back to KHFV, and its Jean Lee here, showing some of the clips of my upcoming and future story, the Kingdom Hearts Anime, but I haven't thought of the title yet, just like the story arc of my story of KH3: Wars of the Keyblade. Now, revealing more of my story, here's one funny clip taken from the anime. Take a look at this." Said Jean, and showed a clip.
"The bathing scene. And by the way, nothing nude is seen." Said Jean, and showed someone bathing with the shower curtains on. He was singing terribly and scrubbing his hair (Yup, it's a boy) and when someone opened the curtains, Meg was still bathing and when he saw it was Riku using his camcorder to take him bathing, he splashed water on Riku, but instead on his own camcorder.
"MY CAMCORDER! RIKU ZANDELS, HOW DARE YOU!" Meg shrieked, and started chasing after Riku with a towel below his stomach.
"And here's another video, just to make your miserable day—making it better for you!" said Jean, and showed another video.
"This time, a scene when Sora, Riku and their friends went to the rehearsal of the play 'My Fair Lady' (I don't really know what the play was like, it just that it's one of the song I play in my band practice.)" When it was Riku's turn to play his part, he was turning away, and just then fell down onto a big hole that is much bigger than an elephant's butt.
"Why there is a hole on the stage and this place stinks. Could someone get me out of this dirty and filthy place!" yelled Riku to the others, and some of the pupils went to the hole to get Riku back up.
"We'll be back, after the break!" said Jean, winking and the camera zoomed out.
After the break, everyone saw Ryu-san taking over the stage for Jean, wearing his usual black and white robe.
"Okay, I know it's the second time doing this, so everyone doesn't get too scared. Jean is just using the toilet, must be someone putting something she can't drink on her beverage. Oh well, the show must go on. BUT, let me show you another clip, but this time instead of Riku, it's me, with someone else." Said Ryu-san and pressing a button and showed him in a duel with a person who almost looked like Meg, by looking at his clothes and hairstyle.
"Unlike all the other battles we had, this is the only funny clip during the battle." Ryu-san said, and censored the person who looked like Meg's face (The only person who I can show the face in my KH3 saga is only Ryu-san, and until one of the armored face was seen, as we can only see half his face, I'll name this person.). Both Ryu-san and his rival went towards until they accidentally kicked the oil supply to another place, and ended up with an explosion in another island.
"Oh, cool baby! That was one HOT explosion!" commented the rival.
"Eww! Wonder if anyone is there still asleep. But, the battle must still go on!" Ryu-san yelled, he and his rival stood up and began fighting again when they slipped on the oil they kicked. They turned back to their original selves, who their faces are also censored (One of them is from the game, the other is made up).
They lay down as if they were going to kiss each other, but of course, they didn't kiss.
"AHHH! Sweet yaoi!" all the fans of the KHFV show started screaming at their top of their lungs.
"Erm, he and I are not gay! So shut the ---up!" Ryu-san's vulgarity was censored with a beep, and some of the audience gasped.
"Oh, my bad. Sometimes I get mad, which I don't get it easily, I swear. Sorry for you kids." Ryu-san apologized.
"Welcome back, and thanks Ryu-san for continuing the show and----oh! Need to use the toilet again! Later!" Jean went back, walking like an old lady limping and talking weakly. She rushed into the emergency exit and used the toilet quickly.
"Well, let's continue." Said Ryu-san, and everyone began cheering as if they were his fans.
"This is where Meg was auditioning at the 'My Fair Lady' and he sings pretty badly. "Said Ryu-san, and when he was singing, it sounded like as if he was pregnant and wanted to let his baby out. But men cannot give birth to babies, so, I made it sound as if he was doing laboring. Everyone laughed as if Meg was about to use the toilet.
"And here's another scene when Sora spend too much on toiletries." Laughed Ryu-san, and showed another video when Sora was putting the things he bought back at the mart at Jean's house.
"So you're back with my groceries. Well then, let's see how much you spent on the items and I do not expect you to spend more than 500 munny….." Jean said, taking out the receipt from the groceries bag.
"Don't worry, I got all things settled. And it's cheap." Said Sora, lying down on the sofa.
"Hmmp, 20 munny on carrots, 64 munny on 6 packs of hangar, and…." Jean was calculating on the money Sora spent, and gasped.
"Sora! How dare you spend 190 munny on toiletries! 3 packets of tissue paper cost at least 20 munny, and gosh! I don't know what I am going to tell my mother about this…." Jean nagged.
"Hey! I didn't know you want that much! And I didn't know it cost that much!" Sora yelled back, and Jean and Sora went arguing away like parents who didn't get along well together.
"Okay, and there's more to come." Ryu-san said and the frame changed to Jean's face right in front of the camera, at the toilet (Due to the ratings).
"I can't believe Sora spend so much money on this one. I feel like as if I want to commit suicide." Jean groaned, and hung down her head.
The frame changed to the studio.
"Okay and another video will come after this break, and by then, Jean will be back. Later!" said Ryu-san and the camera zoomed out again.
Everyone clapped as Ryu-san appeared.
"What happened to Jean?" asked a random audience out of nowhere.
"Oh, she ended up in the hospital, as Meg possibly gave Jean expired food during lunch. Oh well, guess the show must go on." Said Ryu-san, and the frame changed to where Jean was.
At the hospital……..
"Meg! You'll pay for this for giving me expired food!" Jean growled with malice while watching her show.
The frame changed to the studio.
"Okay, two more videos, and the sneak peep stops. Here's another one, and it's a little……sensitive to younger audience. So let's just watch it." Said Ryu-san, looking at the screen.
"Okay, what about this one, the one Meg came over and the wind blew so hard that something sensitive is going to happen……" Ryu-san said, and Meg was in his skateboard, was high up in the air jumping down from a high building, when the strong blew, Luna's skirt went up and almost seen her undergarment. Luckily she put it down before anyone sees, and changed the scene when Meg took out a sketchbook and pencil and drew Luna's undergarment.
"Just what exactly are you doing? Take this!" Riku yelled, and shot a beam at Meg; his skateboard smashed into smithereens and ended up falling to the ground.
"No wonder you are so pervertic!" Riku commented, took the sketchbook and tore the picture Meg drew into pieces.
"Okay, here's the last laugh at this sneak peep, but before we do that, let's welcome Meg Anderson!" Ryu-san announced, and Meg went into stage.
"You gonna pay for this for forcing me into this show I most hated." Thought Meg to Ryu-san who caught his message.
"Oh, too bad, you need to do this, without anyone helping, Drama King!" thought Ryu-san back, Meg receiving his message.
"Okay and this video also involve Meg, so look at it." Said Ryu-san, and turned back, resting his arm at Meg's neck.
"Okay, this is not going to be good." Commented Meg, and looked at the video, and showed a pop idol who admired Riku and gave him a small kiss.
"Ohh, Riku got kissed by the pop idol. Let's see if I can do the same." Said Meg, and went towards the pop idol while Riku took her autograph.
"Oh, I'm a big fan of yours, and I want to ask if you could…..kiss me?" Meg asked cheekily, but instead of a kiss, he got a slap instead.
"Next time, if you want to be in the same point, just ask for an autograph. And if you could excuse me, I still have a concert to perform to my fellow fans." The pop idol said haughtily, and left the area like a model. Meg was lying on the floor; his eyes went spinning like a lollipop and making out a funny smile.
"I never got a kiss by a lady! How can Riku got it?" protested Meg, while the security guards dragged him away.
"Well, that would solve his problem and good bye everybody." Ryu-san greeted goodbye and the stupid camera zoomed out again for the 3rd time.
TBC…….
Jean: Well, I won't be updating for a while, 'cause my final exams are coming. So spare me time.
Sora: Do you have pizza for me?
Jean: No, and get lost! (Pushed Sora off the bench.) Sorry for writer's block.