Jean: Where's Ryu-san???
Sora: Gone off to do something really important, I think.
Riku: And Meg fell off on his own trap.
Jean: the show's about to start, so I got to hurry, later people!
Thanks for: Hurky (hurkydoesntknow) for the idea for the bike stunt.
When the show started, Jean was already on the stage.
"Welcome to KHFV again, and sorry for not coming here for a long time so many things to do and so little time." Jean said, as the audiences quieted down.
"And I'm going to show you some videos, and here's one, regarding both Riku and Meg." Jean said, and showed the video.
"Meg set a trap on Riku, but he himself step on his own trap by himself." Jean said, and the screen showed Meg pulling some planks of wood from the stage out, and put a rug that looked similar to the planks of wood. Then he hid behind the curtains, as Riku walked into the stage, he stepped right into the trap but he didn't fell off the hole, and went down the stairs, walking out the hall.
"What the heck…." Meg ran over the trap, begin to step on in and when he jumped in it, he fell right into the trap.
"Help! Someone help me!" Meg yelled, and left the audiences laughing.
"I wonder where is….." Jean said to the audience, and then the frame changed to where Meg is.
In the school hall…
"Help! Someone help me!!!" shouted Meg, but faintly. "I've been here for about 24 hours already!!!"
Back at the studio, everyone was settling down and Jean was sitting on the stool.
"Here comes another video, and kids, DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME!!!" warned Jean, and showed another video.
"Don't ever try to break a record, or else you might break a leg." Said Jean, and showed Sora and Riku riding on their bicycles, and tied a rope at each other's bike, and they didn't know that there was a tree in front of them, and they kept on riding until……
"Boom!" both boys flew up into the sky, the bikes had a very bad bump on it, and the two of them landed up at the beach, on the other island, each of them breaking a leg.
"Break my leg!" joked Jean, and laughed, the audiences laughed together with her too. The frame changed to Sora and Riku ended up to the hospital, Sora's right foot and Riku's left foot hanging on a bandage, Kairi and Luna visiting them.
"Told 'cha, never ride a bicycle with a rope tying on your bikes, you'll suffer the consequences." Luna said, pouring a glass of water to Riku.
"I can't believe I break my right leg." Mumbled Sora, sleepily.
"I can't believe I break my left leg." Mumbled Riku, and accidentally knocked onto his foot.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Riku screamed, the whole hospital began chaotic. The frame changed back to where Jean is.
"And my co-host, do your job!" shouted Jean, throwing a packet of potato chips at someone. And that someone was Jean's elder brother, Edward Lee.
"Well, I think some of Jean's muses are coming as special guests. And it's the break, stay tuned and don't go away." Said Edward, carrying a microphone. He was wearing a shirt that says 'Hot Rules to marry me.' A pair of jeans, an MP3 player, sport shoes and chewing gum.
"Well, since he needs a job to buy the latest game console, I let him play host for the time being, since I can't find a co-host after 9 shows." Jean said it quickly, and the camera zoomed out.
After the break, everyone clapped and Jean was standing on the stage, the guests are not present yet.
"Well, guess our guests are a little late, due to the heavy traffic today. And as for Meg, I think his pants are running away from him. Here's another video." Jean said, and showed the video where Meg is dancing hip-hop.
He went twisting around and turning around. The audiences went on screaming: "Encore! Encore! Encore!" until the part where Meg was finishing his dance, by doing splits and when his legs are on the floor, something ripped. Meg stood up, and turned his back, and saw his pants were ripped, and it's visible to look at him undergarment. Everyone laughed at him, Meg looked like he was about to cry, and left the stage.
"Okay, how's the video, and please don't tell Meg about it….." Jean said it to her audiences, until…..
"Stop right there, Jean Lee!" shouted someone, everyone, even Edward looked at the exit gate. They saw Meg, covered with dirt and going up to the stage, and stared angrily at Jean.
"Oh, so you ganged up with Riku and his friends, showing that hideous video to all these people. How am I going to face anyone ever again!!!" screamed Meg angrily.
"Well……" Jean mumbled, and snapped her fingers; two of her strongest bodyguards went to Meg, dragged his arms and throw him out of the studio.
"Next time, think twice before you say something to Jean." Said one of the bodyguards, and slammed the door.
"And our guests are here; let's welcome Ryo, Tamaki, with his bodyguards, since he's the superintendent's son, Anna, Ryu-san, again and Lavender." Announced Edward as they sat on the sofa.
"This sofa, doesn't suit the studio. Need another sofa? I pay, and if it's spoilt, I'll buy another one!!!" Tamaki said stupidly, where all the muses stared at him angrily.
"Okay, the deal is off, right? Hahaha…." He laughed nervously. "Wish my daughter Haruhi is here." He said dramatically. (One useless trivial: Tamaki's Japanese VA is the same as Riku's Japanese VA. I know he could sound so silly if he's acting as Riku, and BTW, I do not own Tamaki, owned by Bisco Hatori.)
"Well, okay…." Jean said.
"And where is my RIKU DARLING!!!!" asked Ryo, searching under the table, behind Tamaki's sofa and between his bodyguards.
"I want a cup of coffee." Anna bossed Lavender, but when Ryu-san was standing in front of Anna, but behind Lavender, Anna backed out.
"Well, ha-ha, I'll take it myself." Anna smiled nervously, taking some coffee for herself.
"So, do you have any video to share??" asked Jean, and only Anna, Lavender and Tamaki took out their tapes (And as for Tamaki, a DVD).
"Show mine first, to this spiritual world." Lavender said, she had purple hair, wore a strange ghostly dress, and everyone hardly see her eyes.
"Okay, Lavender. Edward catch!" she threw the tape to her brother, and his brother ran quickly and passed it to the AV men.
"Let's look at this video, and Lavender's tribute to the coming Halloween." Said Jean, as there was a road filled with houses. It happened at night and some kids wearing their Halloween costumes were running around the road.
"Look carefully, and see what happens." Lavender said spookily, and sent chill down the spine to the audiences and the people on stage too.
Nothing happened for a while, and some people are getting restless. Until it was the last few seconds, then there was someone wearing a scary mask that no one had ever seen before scared everyone in the studio, roared, and the picture was back to the houses.
"Woah, which was scary, and let's see Tamaki's video. And this video takes place during episode 21. (The episode is real, about Halloween, but this scene was not shown it the show, I made that up.) And let's see what happens." Said Jean, and played the video.
It was at the hallway of the rich school (Something like the 17th century in a European hallway in a merchant's house.) It was dark in the alley, and only a girl wearing a boys' uniform, a pair of twin brothers and a guy with brown hair wearing glasses were hiding behind the stairway, and a conversation started between the four people.
"I'm scared, and stop telling me all that ghost stories Hikaru and Kaoru!" screamed the guy with glasses.
"Too bad, and the other teams are getting started to scare us even though the game's haven't even started yet." Said the older twin named Hikaru.
"Yeah, I'm with him. Don't tell us that you're chicken!" giggled Kaoru, which is the younger one.
"Stop scaring him, and please be a lookout of the other team. We already lost them once!" said the girl named Haruhi. "And there's nothing to be afraid of, Chairman." Until both twins saw something floating towards them, they went shivering and hugging at each other (Jean: That's what I call brother love).
"What's wrong?" asked the guy with glasses, and started pulling Haruhi's shirt. She looked up and the four of them ran out of the scene, screaming and running as fast as they could.
"AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! This is the reason why I dislike Halloween!! AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I think I am going to die this Halloween!!!!!!" screamed the guy, tears coming out of his eyes and still running like an idiot.
"Isn't my daughter Haruhi brave?" Tamaki asked everyone in the studio dreamily, still in his fantasy world of love. Instead, the audiences laughed at the video.
"Our last video, and then we go to our last two videos for the day." Said Jean, and played the last video by Anna (Maybe the video is from Shaman King, not owned by me).
Her fiancée, Yoh, was walking down the road, after buying the groceries, whistling away. He was unaware on what's going to happen to him when he reached home, and turned to his house, walked into his house and saw everything is in a mess.
"Better clear this up, and if Anna sees this, I'm going to die." Yoh mumbled, clearing everything, and while he was clearing his things, a shadow blocked the afternoon light.
"Stop blocking me, and don't tell me Anna is back!" Yoh mumbled, and slowly turned back, and instead of Anna, someone was wearing a witch mask, which is so ugly that Yoh fainted.
"Is this mask really so scary?" asked the person behind the mask, he pulled it out and it was Yoh's friend, Monty. He was short, the size of a toddler, and looked at the mask.
"I secretly took this video. I applied a video camera so that if anyone breaks in, I'll nab that thief." Anna said, crossing her arms, everyone stared at Anna as though she was some kind of ghost.
"Okay, break time, and we'll get back to this show later." Said Jean, everyone went back to normal, clapping at her.
"Welcome back, and I found a video in my closet, and it was taken years ago, and also about Halloween." Said Jean, except that she was wearing a ninja costume. "It's Halloween today, right?"
"This video was taken back 9 years ago, and at that time I was 4 that day." She said, she was wearing a fairy costume and she was with her brother Edward, who was wearing his vampire costume, holding hands with Jean. She went knocking the door and when the person opened to door, the both chirped Trick or Treat.
"Here you go, sweets for the day." Said the lady, and put some candies into their baskets. "Thanks." They said, and as they walked to the next house, someone naked went running across the street, while a police patrol car went chasing after the naked man. Edward shut Jean's eyes, with his hands and the naked man (Which his "that-thing" was covered) took a shirt and behaved like as if he won a soccer match.
"I never go to a Halloween Trick or Treat after this incident, I called Edward to help me collect the sweets from the next Halloween event." Said Jean, laughing, the audiences laughed at Edward.
"But that's all for today. And Happy Halloween! Hahahahaha!" Jena giggled, still thinking about the video.
Jean: (Dressed up as a ninja) don't you people like Halloween parties?
Sora: (Dressed up as the costume in Halloween Town) Too old to get Trick or Treat, but do you have any candy?
Riku: (Dressed up as a samurai) Shoot, gotta go for that Halloween party at Alexa, and we're already late. Walk faster will you?
Luna: (Dressed up as a Red Indian) we're already late. So there's no point walking faster.
Kairi: (Dressed up in a Gothic Lolita costume) I think you people are walking too fast.
Meg: (Dressed up as a chicken in a chicken costume) wish I can take out this costume, this hurts a lot.
Hurky: (Dressed up as a Heartless) I'm a Heartless, ready to take your hearts away. Haha, and if you don't hurry up, RUN!
Everyone: HEY!