Contribution by: PenisControl
Champion of H/D slash - could work their storyline and plot tensions into a tale of a snowball and a rock, but has deigned to alliterate for me. And so I title her contribution:
Something Somewhat Slash Silly - So Suck Shit Simpletons
Draco drummed deliriously.
"Shut-up, stupid soliciting snot," Snape snivelled.
"Demented, doddering dunderhead!" Denounced decaying Dumbledore.
"Has Harry heard him?" Hermione hassled.
"Rowdy robber," rapped Ron.
"He's heavenly! Hammering his huge hot ham," hushed Harry hurriedly.
"Hammering his huge hot ham?" Hermione huffed.
Draco's dick drummed determinately.
"Let's lick lunch, love," Luna leered.
Snape spluttered. "Should schizophrenics see such sport?"
"Likely," Luna loped.
"Pretty, pompous Patrician," Prattled Padma. "Pointing penis protruding powerfully."
"However, he has hilarity," Hermione haggled.
"HOTTY!" Harry hacked.
"Dear dragons!" Draco drawled deliciously. "Drop dead."
Harry howled. "He hates heroes! Horny Hell-raiser!"
"Ruddy rotten runt," Ron ribbed.
Endearingly edible END.
Seeing as PenisControl's upped the ante by being more decent then even I… If you would like to submit a chapter I would ask that you try to keep the standard up… In the spirit of a challenge of course lol
Katty xx