From the girl who requires no interference from me... as it is far more entertaining otherwise - I give you:
Sirenic Griffin's Attempt.
"He's here." Hermione huffed; her hair hanging horrendously, horrifically helpless.
"Dastardly disaster, don't doubt." Draco dramatically declared dispassionate, despite drool dripping deliberately.
"Good going." Goyle grumbled glare greedily glowering.
"Can't cope." Crabbe crankily clouted contorting Colin.
"Slytherins socialising!" screamed Snape, seeing said Snakes.
Hermione hesitated.
"Rubbish!" rumbled Ron.
"He's here." Harry horrendously hiccupped.
Severus Snape scrutinised, seeing slimy sightseers.
Tom tormented Trelawney.
"LUNACY!" Luna laughed.
"Victory!" Voldemort ventured.
"Scram." Snape snapped, scuttling sending Slytherin's southward.
"Let's leave." Luna lectured loudly.
Draco departed, dragging disputing damsel downstairs.
Harry heard Hermione's holler.
Granger's gruesome glare gave guts.
Malfoy met measure, maliciously meeting 'Mione's mouth.
Hermione hit him.
Malfoy's masochistic mind meandered.
Dangerous, death-defying deeds danced down Draco's drifting day-dreams.
Granger glowered, greatly grieved.
" My mind, my- " Malfoy meddled.
"Hush." Hermione hastened, her hand hurriedly handling her hair .
Trelawney trounced toward the two.
Draco ducked.
His head hitting Hermione.
"Meddlesome madwoman." Malfoy moaned.
Granger grinned. Gaze glued.
"Sadistic snake." Slytherin snarled.
"Gruesome gargoyle." Gryffindor glared.
"Mine." 'Mione's mouth met Malfoy's, melding maws.
Hermione hooked, her hand held his.
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Thanking the Thesaurus, the terrible thespian tried, trickly testing the... extent of her brain...
lol.. you know you want to!
Katty xx