Title: Not Jealous
Theme: o79. Envy
Word Count: 805
Rating: T for language and sexual innuendo. xD
Spoilers: None.
Disclaimer: I don't own. T-T Gimme for Christmas:D


Note: It's AU, and there's ZekuDemi. XD
Axel wasn't jealous, not even one bit.

He wasn't especially jealous of the fact that his boyfriend began to start hanging out so much with that new girl.

Nope. Not at all.

In fact, Axel tagged along with Roxas and that girl, Naminé, whenever they had made plans to hang out.

So of course he wasn't jealous!

Green is the color of envy.

How great for him that his eyes didn't just glow green, but they were green.

So then, came one day, where Axel wanted an outing just for him and Roxas, but alas; Roxas had "other plans."

So he was forced to third-wheel with Zexion and Demyx at the mall that lonely weekend afternoon.

Axel dawdled behind, with Demyx and Zexion at the front – Demyx clinging onto Zexion like no tomorrow.

"Zeeeeexy, can we go check out that store? CAN WE?" Demyx grinned happily, pointing at the music store right in front of the trio.

Zexion let out a sigh, and walked slowly as his significant other dragged him – and consequentially, Axel – to the music store.

They didn't leave until at least an hour had passed and at least forty dollars had been wasted for Demyx's CD collection. Axel had to beg and whine because the pyro's stomach had been grumbling oh so loudly so they went to that fast food place nearby.

On the way there, Axel heard a very, very familiar voice in the distance.

"Hey isn't that Axel?"

Almost. Like. Naminé.

Axel turned around to look for the blonde girl.

"HEY AX – MMPH!"

And indeed, he saw her. With...Roxas.

Roxas had Naminé in a headlock, covering her mouth with his hand, and quickly running into the nearest store possible.

"Axel? You coming or not?" came Zexion's voice, as the lilac-haired male wondered why Axel had stopped.

Axel responded, "Nah, you guys go ahead...something just caught my eye – you know Roxas and my anniversary is tomorrow, right? I'm gonna go check it out for a while – catch up with you guys later."

"Fine, then..."

And the couple left Axel, as the redhead walked into the store, looking around for Roxas and Naminé, completely oblivious to the contents of the store.

"Hello, sir, may I help you with something?" a short reddish-auburn-headed teen girl asked politely, as she approached Axel from behind.

Axel turned around, and responded, "Yeah. You see, I'm looking for two blond – Kairi?"

The girl snickered, "Axel, the hell you doing in a lingerie store?"

He blinked a few times, then looked up from Kairi's face, scanning his surroundings.

"...Oh. Shit."

Kairi burst out laughing at Axel, holding her stomach tightly. She stopped laughing so hard, because her sides began to hurt.

"Hooo...I would've asked you if you were going lingerie shopping for Roxas, but seeing as you don't know where the hell you were, I won't anymore..."

Axel glared at her with a red to rival his hair on his face (imagining Roxas in lingerie was a very good thought indeed), "Shut up...I saw Roxas run in here with Naminé after noticing me with Demyx and Zexion..."

"Oh, you're looking for Roxas?"

Axel gave a nod.

"Ooooh! I want that!" Naminé's voice carried from not too far away.

Roxas' voice responded, "Dammit, Naminé, we're supposed to be back at home already – Axel's already noticed us here!"

Naminé pouted, but after seeing Axel sneaking up behind Roxas, she was about to alert Roxas, but Axel put his index finger to his lips, signaling the girl to be quiet, which she did.

Axel wrapped his arms around Roxas' shoulders, whispering loudly into the boy's ear, "Hey Roxy."

The blonde tensed up, stammering, "A-Axel! Wh-what are you do-doing here?"

He smirked, "Roxas, are you cheating on me?"

Roxas quickly turned around to face Axel with a pout, "Of course not! Whatever made you think that? You know you're the only one f –"

The younger male was quickly cut off by Axel's mouth on top of his parted lips. When the kiss began to pick up speed, Roxas quickly pulled back – everyone knew what would start with "just a kiss."

Axel sighed, "Then tell me this – why have you been neglecting me so much this past month? You know this is a very special month!"

"Neglecting you? I haven't been neglecting you! I've been hanging out with Naminé so much because I was discussing our anniversary with her!" Roxas frowned.

Axel smiled, giving Roxas a great big hug.

"Aw, Roxy! You remembered!"

Roxas muttered, "But it's not until tomorrow..."

"Hmm...true, true..."

Roxas smiled anyway, and pecked Axel on the lips, then whispered, "Happy Early Anniversary, Axel."

Axel grinned devillishly, "So Roxy, wanna go over to my place and have special anniversary sex?"

The boy didn't answer, only flushed bright red.