Title: Just a
Question
Theme: o15. Sexuality
Word Count:
444
Rating: PG-13 for Larxene and Axel's potty mouths.
XD
Spoilers: If you don't know Roxas' true past, then yes.
xD
It was just another one of those days, where Organization members would walk in and out of the kitchen and dining rooms to eat, nothing around to keep them there.
Axel was busy running around pissing off some of his fellow Nobodies, while Roxas slouched on the couch in the living room boredly, sipping a can of soda.
Demyx walked out of the kitchen into the living room with a juice box in his hand and said juice box's straw in his mouth, when he noticed Roxas on the couch and remembered something he wanted to ask Roxas. He smiled and walked over to him, pulling the straw out of his mouth.
"Hey Roxas, are you and Axel gay?"
Roxas spit out some of the aforementioned soda which was in his mouth, choking slightly.
"W-what?" he managed to stammer through coughs.
"Just asking…I mean, you guys are always around each other…and you seem so close…"
Roxas glared, "Didn't it occur to you that we may be just friends?"
Demyx nervously laughed a little, "It was just a question…"
And with that, the Melodious Nocturne left the room, continuously sucking on the straw that was inserted to his juice box.
"ROXAS SAVE MEEEE!" came a scream, as Axel came running down the hallway, trying to escape the wrath of scorned woman – or rather, pissed-off Larxene.
"AXEL, GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE AND GIMME BACK MY PANTIES!"
Axel sputtered out, "I DON'T HAVE YOUR FUCKING PANTIES!"
The redhead quickly ran behind the short blonde, crouching behind him.
Larxene entered the living room, and stared coldly at both Roxas and Axel.
Roxas quickly blurted, "You know what? I thought I heard Marluxia saying something about 'a successful panty raid'…"
Larxene growled, "DAMMIT I'M GONNA KILL THAT FUCKING GAY-ASS!"
And with that, the female blonde stormed back through the hallway, searching for poor No. X.
Axel gave Roxas a really big hug, showering him with says of thanks.
"THANK YOU SO MUCH ROXAS, I LOVE YOU, MAN!"
Roxas grumbled, "We don't have hearts, so technically we cannot 'love', you idiot."
Axel ignored him, still showering Roxas with his gratitude.
Then Xigbar popped up from nowhere, hanging off the ceiling.
"Hey, Axel, you know what Demyx asked Roxas earlier?"
Axel was so startled that he stumbled over and went crashing onto Roxas, who went crashing into the couch.
It was an accidental kiss, you see…
And the way that Axel and Roxas were laid on the couch looked like they were making out.
And to their horror, Demyx walked in.
"Hey Roxas, Axel, I just came to apo – OH MY KINGDOM HEARTS! I WAS RIGHT! YOU GUYS ARE GAY!"
