Torture Of The Naruto Cast

Shikamaru

Shikamaru looked on his desk, his dad usually put his mail there for him, while he was out on missions, there was a letter there for him, from Temari.

He and Temari had been going out for a while now, but they never got to see much of each other because of missions and the distance.

'Hey Shika,

It's been a while since I've last seen you. I miss you a lot. Wish I could see you sometime, unfortunatly when ever I can, you're not there, I've tried several times. Anyways, what's going on with you, nothing much here, just gotten a few missions in the last few weeks, it's been quiet for a change. So much for quiet, I just got a mission. Lova ya Shikamaru!

Love, Temari. XOXOXOXOXO'

Shikamaru sighed, this would mean that she'd be out a while. It sucked that they lived so far apart and all. He guess it couldn't be helped.

There was a knock on his door and he walked to it and opened it. Ino was standing there smiling at him.

"Hey Shikamaru, I was wondering if you were doing anything at the moment." Ino said.

"No, why?" Shikamaru asked.

"I was wondering if you wanted to help me train. I need practice and everyone else is busy." Ino answered. Shikamaru had been planning to write Temari back, but he figured it could wait.

"Sure." Shikamaru walked outside, then he and Ino walked into the woods. No one noticed, but the new trouble maker was near by, and she (unfortunatly) had a camera with her.

"Wonder what they're doin'..." Aki muttered as she watched them walk into the woods. Ino was walking daintily. "I know that walk...she's up to something and I'm gonna be there to see what it is!" Aki followed them quietly and when she got to a clearing she saw Ino grab Shikamaru and pull him into a kiss.

"Ino! What're you doing?!" Shikamaru asked as he pushed her away, not noticeing where he had put his hands to push her away.

Ino gasped. "Shikamaru! You dirty man! You just groped me!" Ino said. "I like it." Ino added. She kissed Shikamaru again, but when he tried to push her away, she held on tightly, not letting him go.

"What're you doing?" Shikamaru asked through the kiss, Ino pulled away slightly and looked at him.

"I'm kissing you, what's it look like?" Ino asked with a smirk. Aki almost gasped from where she was in the bush, but held back, she was going to get this.

Too bad I don't have a camera... Aki thought. She looked to her left wrist. YES! Aki brought her camera to her eye and focused it in on Ino and Shikamaru. Shikamaru was pushing her away, his hands were unfortunatly on her boobs, making it look like he was groping her, and it didn't look like he was trying to get away from her, Aki snapped the picture with the flash. Imediatly Ino and Shikamaru froze and looked over to where Aki was.

"Whose there?" Ino asked.

"Uh...no one?" Aki asked.

"Whose there?" Ino asked again.

"Oh all right. It's me." Aki stood up, but left the camera on the ground.

"What was that flash?" Shikamaru asked.

"It was the flash of my kunai." Aki answered coolly.

"A flashing kunai doesn't give off that much of a flash." Shikamaru said. "At least not in this much light."

"Uh...a spark."

"You can't make a spark with these wet stones."

"Oh all right! It was a camera!" Aki muttered.

"Hand it over." Ino demanded. Aki bent down and grabbed the camera, she quickly took out the film and handed it over. "Thank you."

"Well, since I've been found out, I'm going to go and wallow in my disappointment." Aki said with a down cast look, she turned around and walked away, leaving Ino and Shikamaru alone. Once out of seeing distance Aki smiled a bright, evil smile. "SUCKERS! YOU MAY HAVE THE CAMERA, BUT I HAVE THE FILM!" Aki yelled back at them, then rang to the nearest place that developed flim.

"Hello." the woman said brightly.

"Hi, how long will it take for you to develop these?" Aki asked as she held up the film.

"An hour."

"Any way you can get it done faster?" Aki asked.

"Sorry no, that's the shortest time that we can get it done in." the lady answered.

"Okay, I'll be back then." Aki said, she walked off and saw that Ino was looking for her. "Yoohoo! Oh Ino-dear!" Aki called sarcasticlly as she waved at Ino.

"THERE YOU ARE! WHERE THE HELL IS THAT FILM!?" Ino yelled at her.

"Why, I have no idea what you're talking about!" Aki said innocently.

"Don't kid around with me!" Ino yelled at her, while drawing a kunai.

"I'm not dearest Ino! I have no clue what you're talking about!"

"Bull! Where is that damn film! Shikamaru! I got her!" Ino added.

"Ino dear, why are you so cruel!" Aki asked, she faked tears. "Okay, enough of this! It's somewhere, and I'm leavin'!" Aki added, she jumped onto the roof and was running back into the woods.

"Shikamaru! She's getting away!"

"No she's not!" Shikamaru's shadow grabbed Aki's and Aki was unable to move, instead of fighting she relaxed. "Now, tell us where that film is."

"Down my shirt." Aki answered.

"..." Shikamaru and Ino were silent.

"Want it? Come and get it." Aki added. "I would undo if I could, but seeing as you've got me in a Shadow Bind I can't. Come on over Ino, undo it for me." Aki said.

"No thanks. I'd rather that film get out than have to go down your shirt." Ino said.

"Oh! Really! Good!" Aki said, she jumped up and down, while Shikamaru wasn't moving.

"What the-?!"

"Oh, that's smiple. You're binding that." Aki pointed to a little dog that had actually gotten in the way, but no one had noticed. "Later!" Aki added, she jumped over Ino and Shikamaru's heads, then went into the store. By now her film should have been finished.

"You're here! We just finished." The lady handed Aki her pictures, and Aki handed her the money. After making sure that Shikamaru and Ino didn't follow her she slipped into the printers and had copies of the picture made, she made a design up and they made it up for her, after paying them Aki left and started posting the pictures up.

Shikarmaru ran by a poster, then stopped and walked backwards. "Ooooh man!" Shikamaru muttered. "This is just WAY too much freaking drama..." Shikamaru added, he tore down the picture and flopped back on the ground.

Ino glared at the posted, then ripped it down. "I'm gonna KIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL HER!" Ino yelled at the top of her lungs.

Every person in Konoha stopped and looked at the posters at the same time.

"Shikmaru did that while going out with Temari?! I didn't think that Shikamaru was a player!"

Shikamaru muttered something and Ino walked away, to go into hiding for about 5 years, she didn't want to be there when Temari found out.

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Disclaimer- I don't own Naruto.

Okay, this isn't how I veiw Shikamaru, but that IS how I veiw Ino. I just don't like her. Anyways, I'm still open to suggestions of who you want to go next and all. Review please!

Later,

Kaos