Torture Of The Naruto Cast

Gaara

Aki, Ino, and Naruto arrived at the enterance of Gaara's sand village, they had gone to make sure that everything was in order and to visit some old friends. Aki stopped and looked at a sand sculpture. It was of a giant Teddy Bear.

"Who in their right mind would make one of these?" Aki asked, she poked it and it didn't budge.

"I don't know." Ino answered.

"I think it was Gaara!" Aki and Ino looked at Naruto, then looked at each other, and burst out laughing. The thought of Gaara, the person who kills without question to prove his existance, would make this, was just plain hilarious.

"Yeah right. Get real Naruto." Ino said after she and Aki could stand and breathe again. "Well come on, we have things to get here remember? Tsunade-sama wants some herbs that they grow out here and can only get them from here." Ino reminded.

"I feel like a little errand girl." Aki muttered as she pictured a little school girl with a dress on, just skiping down the lane, she shuddered at the thought.

"Why don't you and Naruto figure out the mystery of th-?" Ino began, but Aki yanked her back behind a sculpture of a giant fish. Now that Aki looked at it, it looked strangley like Nemo. "MMMPH!" Ino yelled from behind Aki's hand. Naruto gave her the 'shh.' sign. After Aki was sure that Ino would be quiet Aki let go of her mouth and peeked out from behind the giant figure of Nemo.

All three Leaf Nins looked out into the haze, where they saw him. It was a man making a giant sculpture of Marlin. Then when they squinted they saw who it was.

It was GAARA!

"Holy shit!" Aki exclaimed quietly.

"It...it's Gaara!" Ino and Caitlin looked at Naruto who was smiling proudly.

"What'd I tell ya?" he asked.

"Shut up." Both girls growled, then whacked him on the head, he fell out from behind Nemo with two big bumps on his head.

"Ow! What the hell was that for!?!" Naruto yelled at them, at the top of his lungs. Aki and Ino were making the sign to stop and then Aki was pointing in the direction of Gaara. Naruto looked over, just in time to see a giant hand of sand coming at him. "AHHH!!!" Naruto yelled, then dived behind Nemo, he pushed Aki and Ino out into the open and the hand went after them instead.

"NARUTO!" both girls yelled, then dived back behind. This time Aki over shot it and was on the other side, she jumped behind and Naruto was tripped over by a rock.

"Whoa!" Naruto landed on his face and then the giant hand picked him up off the ground and carried him over to Gaara. "Eheheheheh...Hi...uhm...Gaara..." Naruto said uneasily.

"What are you doing here?" Gaara asked in a monotone.

"Visiting?" Naruto asked.

"Wrong." Gaara threw him and Naruto went through several of Gaara's sculptures. Aki and Ino were admiring them, making sure not to look Gaara's way. Aki squinted at one.

"You know, this one looks strangely like Sakura..." Ino muttered. Aki looked at it.

"No...No, the boobs are waaaay to big." Aki said as she studied it. "Though everything else is right I suppose. I mean those things are the size of Tsun-" Aki stopped when she saw that Ino was cowering in front of her. "He's right behind me isn't he?" Aki asked.

"Yeah..." Ino answered.

"Owwww...my head..." they heard Naruto mutter, then they looked over. The same idea came into both girls heads.

"LOOK! HE'S STILL ALIVE! QUICK KILL HIM!" They yelled. Gaara looked at him and then back at the girls. Suddenly there were two new sculptures, one of Aki and one of Ino. Both girls turned bright red.

"WAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!" Naruto laughed as he clutched his stomach.

Aki and Ino were just in their under garments. Aki was growling and cracking her knuckles and Ino was cracking her neck and grabbing kunai's.

"Naruto..." Ino growled.

"Gaara..." Aki growled.

Both boys looked at each other, gulped, turned around, walked off, got not 10 feet away before they had a girl on them, beating the crap out of them.

"PEVERTS!" Aki and Ino dusted themselves off. Aki grabbed Gaara by the hair and dragged him away, and Ino grabbed Naruto. The girls tied them to posts on a high cliff and waited for the buzzards to come.

"Let me go!" Gaara and Naruto screamed together. "I'm to young to die!"

"Die anyways!" Aki yelled at them. "Well, shall we go to the movies?" Aki asked.

"Sure!" Ino and Aki left the boys there to rot until the movie was over.

"This is all your fault!" Naruto growled as he kicked Gaara.

"It was not!" Gaara yelled back, and then kicked Naruto himself.

"WAS!"

"NOT!"

"WAS!"

"NOT!"

"WAS!"

"NOT!"

When the movie ended Aki and Ino looked at the boys. They were kicking each other back and forth.

"They're still alive..." Aki muttered.

"Well, we still have more money..." Ino said as she produced Naruto's wallet.

"Let's see, what movie then?" Aki asked as she and Ino walked back into the theatre.

"What the hell?" Kankuro asked when he saw that Naruto and Gaara were tied to posts.

"Gaara got me in trouble! Untie me!" Naruto whined.

"Who tied you both there?"

"Ino and Aki."

"I'm not going to do ANYTHING to help you. I know better." Kankuro said, then walked off.

"WAIT!" both boys yelled, but Kankuro was already gone.

"Damn it Gaara!" Naruto growled. "This is all your fault!" Naruto kicked Gaara, starting the kicking match all over again.

"WAS NOT!"

"WAS!"

"NOT!"

"WAS!"

"NOT!"

"WAS!"

"NOT!"

"WAS!"

"NOT!"

When Aki and Ino had finished everything that Tsunade had sent them for they untied Naruto, he was exhaused and his stomach awas growling. They left Gaara there.

"Haha, sucker." Gaara muttered, then sliced the ropes that held him. Then he snicked and made a whole new sculpture.

This one was of Naruto in his Sexy No Jutsu, without the smoke.

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Disclaimer- I don't own Naruto.

Don't ask, this was just something I thought of real quick. I didn't really think it through, then again, I never really think things through. Anyways, please review and tell me what you think!

Later,

Kaos