Torture Of The Naruto Cast

Shino

Shino was just about to pick up a bug as the one girl he hated came into veiw. He'd never hated someone as much as he hated Aki. She always made fun of his bugs.

"What do you want?" Shino asked in a cold tone, Aki didn't care.

"Oh nothin'. I just came to ask if you knew that it was a 'bug-eat-bug' world." Aki answered, Shino eyed her suspisiously.

"A what?" Shino asked.

"A bug-eat-bug world."

"Oookayyy..." Aki sighed and then held up two bugs, one in either hand. In her right hand was a spider, and in her left there was the bug he had just been about to pick up.

"Since you don't know, I'm going to show you. If you are under the age of 7 and have a weak stomach, turn away now." Aki said in a narrators voice. Then she set the spider down on its web and stuck the bug that she had been holding into the web.

Shino was about to voice his objection, but Aki held up her hand, and Shino watched. The bug struggled furiously to get out of the web, but it got no where.

The spider used it's creeyp grace and came closer to the bug. Then the spider started wrappnig it in it's silk. Shino whimpered, that was a good bug. Then the spider did the most horrible thing that Shino had EVER seen! Even seeing Hinata naked wouldn't be as bad, but it would still be pretty bad. It bit the bug and injected its deadly poison.

Aki smircked when she saw Shino's reaction. His mouth was wide open and his glasses were crooked. His eyes were wide as he watched the spider drink the fluids from the bug. Shino fell backwards and was twitching.

"Well." Aki said as she clapped her hands together to get all the invisible dirt off, "My work here is done." Aki walked off, leaving Shino alone to watch the spider eat more bugs in such the horrific way.

The next day Aki was following behind Shino to get to the ramen shop when she saw, and heard him, scream like a little girl.

"What the hell?!" Aki asked as she walked over.

"It's a spider! Kill it!" Shino ordered as he tried to shimmy up the light post, Aki liftde an eyebrow.

"I take it you didn't like my 'bug-eat-bug world' explaination'." Aki said.

"KILL IT!" Shino ordered from the top of the poll. Aki shrugged, then killed the spider, Shino slowly came down and looked around warrily.

"Anything else Mr. I'm-Afraid-Of-Spiders?" Aki asked sarcasticlly.

"No." Shino answered, then walked off, a few minutes later she heard another girly scream.

"What the hell?!" Naruto asked from a seat, a couple seats over from where Aki was sitting.

"That'd be Shino. I told him that it was a 'bug-eat-bug world' with a spider and a bug, and now he's terrified of spiders. He also shrieks like a girl and acts like on when he sees a spider to." Aki explained, then she got an evil idea. "Here Naruto!" Aki handed Naruto her unfinished bowl of ramen and ran from the shop.

"Works for me." Naruto said. He finished Aki's ramen and paid for the ramen, Aki had already paid for hers.

By the time she found all the things that she was looking for it was getting dark and she didn't have much time. She slipped into the house and walked to a bedroom. She slipped them under the sheets then ran for the closet.

A few minutes later Shino walked into his room, he kicked off his shoes, grabbed his PJ's from his other closet and changed, Aki closed her eyes and when she heard the creaking of the bed opened her eyes. Shino flicked off the light and closed his eyes.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Shino yelled and Aki ran out of the closet, just in time to see Shino throw off the covers, turn on the lights, and be covered with spiders. "GET 'EM OFF! KILL 'EM!" Shino screamed, Aki took a picture of the sight and then fled through the window.

"THANKS FOR THE PICTURE SHINO!" Aki called back.

"GET BACK HERE!!!!" Shino yelled, then passed out from fright. The next morning there were a whole bunch of posters all over the place. It was of Shino doing a little dance in his dinosaur PJ's covered in spiders.

"Id that SHINO!?" Kiba asked as he tore down a poster and looked at it. "OH MY GOD! IT IS!" Kiba fell over laughing and Shino glared at him through his sunglasses, all while thinking. "I'M GONNA KILL HER!"

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Disclaimer- I don't own Naruto.

Well, I hope you like it, I wasn't totally sure of what to do with Shino, but I think it came out good, don't you? lol Anyways please review and tell me who'd you like to see go next, and I'll promise that I'll do my best with making it funny.

Later,

Kaos