Torture Of The Naruto Cast

Sasuke

"Hey, Sasuke! You up for a quick game of Truth Or Dare?" Kiba asked with a wicked grin on his face. Behind Kiba there was Naruto, Lee, Shino, and Shikamaru. Chouji and Neji were coming up behind them. Sasuke knew that if he didn't say 'yes' Naruto would bug him about it all day long.

"Might as well, so that Naruto doesn't bug me the rest of the day." Sasuke said in his usual tone. Naruto made a face at Sasuke, which he ignored.

"Alright, truth or date?" Kiba asked.

"...Dare." Sasuke wasn't going to be a little chicken wuss today, and have everyone else talk about it for days.

"Alright. I dare you to go around acting like you're gay for the rest of the day, and you have to kiss every boy you see. If you don't you have to walk around naked for the next week." Kiba added. Sasuke's cocky additude faded.

"...What?"

"You heard him Sasuke! Go do it or else we'll make sure that you walk around naked for the next week!" Naruto said, loving every second of this. Sasuke muttered something under his breath and then walked up to Kiba, he kissed Kiba, then he walked to Shino, all the while swinging his hips. Kiba was almost howling with laughter. Naruto was on the ground laughing, Shino was severly creeped out, Chouji was too busy munchin' on his chips to care, Neji was totally shocked, Shikamaru was staring at the clouds but was still smiling like a mad man, and Lee was laughing on the ground with Naruto. After Shino it was Shikamaru, Neji, Chouji, and then Naruto.

Sasuke got this evil idea in his head. Since he had already kissed Naruto, even if Naruto had been pushed into him, why not go a step further?

Sasuke walked over to Naruto, grabbed Naruto's head and french kissed Naruto. Naruto stopped laughing and pushed Sasuke away. Everyone froze, no one had predicted that Sasuke would do something like that. Sasuke smiled and walked away, with his gay walk.

"...Whoa..." Kiba said.

"EWWWWWWW!!! GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!" Naruto yelled, he ran to his house and then brushed his teeth, and used mouth wash, 50 tiems. "SASUKE YOU FUCKIN' GAY LORD!" Naruto yelled from his house through his 51st time of brushing his teeth.

Sasuke was smiling triumphantly, he had gotten his revenge and he had enjoyed it. He saw Kakashi, he grabbed Kakashi and kissed his cheek, then moved on.

"...What the hell?" Kakashi asked. Sasuke walked through town and kissed every boy he came to. Then he saw Gaara, Sasuke walked over, kissed Gaara...THEN RAN LIKE HELL! Gaara froze and then ignored it, when he saw Sasuke again, he'd kill him, as long as it wasn't in his village.

"Sasuke, why did you kiss Gaara?" Sakura asked.

"It's a dare." Sasuke answered, he walked off, gay walk and all. Sakura had nearly fainted when she had seen Sasuke kiss Gaara, now that she knew it was just a dare, it was all the better.

The day was almost up, then he saw...Orochimaru and Kabuto. He walked over, grudingly. Before either could see him he kissed them both, Kabuto put his hands to his mouth and then Orochimaru growled at Sasuke.

"I'm the only one allowed to kiss Kabuto!" Orochimaru roared. Sasuke high tailed it out of there before they could kill him.

Sasuke sighed as he came to his house, he walked in and there was...Itachi.

"Shit..." Sasuke muttered.

"I heard about the dare, I've come for my kiss, little brother." Itachi said with a smug smile on his face, Kisame was standing in the shadows with a camera. Sasuke walked over and kissed his brother on the cheek, Itachi smiled and then there was a flash.

Sasuke's eyes narrowed considerablely, and he turned to the source of the flash. Kisame was holding up the picture and smiling that fishy smile.

"Why aren't you on the way to kiss him?" Itachi asked.

"He's a fish...not a boy." Sasuke answered dully.

"HEY!" Kisame yelled. "I'm a shark, not a fish." he added.

"Same difference." Sasuke muttered, then disappeared into the shadows.

Next Morning

Sasuke walked outside to find all the other boys there, Naruto with a tooth brush in his mouth.

"I have to say, thank you. Now that I'm comfortable with kissing guys, I'm bi." Sasuke said, then walked off, leaving everyone's mouthes hanging open in disblief.

"I knew it!" Naruto said.

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Disclaimer- I don't own Naruto.

Hope you liked it! Review please! I'm still open for requests of who you want to go next.

Later,

Kaos