"What do I do dad? She keeps following me around the playground, her and her friends, and then they just stop and watch me, giggling and stuff."
Tony smiled and placed a hand on his sons shoulder. "She likes you Jake."
"Eww Dad, come on. I don't like girls…if I don't like girls, how can they like me?"
"That's a question for the age's son, have you talked to your mom about it?"
"No way, she's a girl too!"
He laughed slightly. "Well, I tell you what, we'll talk more when your mom and I get back from our trip this weekend okay? You'll be alright till then."
Jake nodded. "Yeah but, what am I gonna do when I go back to school on Monday?"
"Just play it cool, you know, like Bond, don't let them know you notice, play hard to get." He patted him on the shoulder as he pulled up into Gibb's driveway.
"John Sampson's dad said when he talked to him about girls, he told him about birds and the bees or something."
Tony's eyes widened and he pointed to the front door. "Jake, Uncle Gibbs is waiting, and you know how he hates waiting…I'll talk to you more about the birds and the…the uh…I'll talk to you more when I get back." He kissed him on the forehead and Jake reluctantly exited the car and made his way up to meet his Uncle.
"Hey Jake."
"Hey Uncle Gibbs." His head hung low and his voice was barely audible. Gibbs knew something was wrong.
"What's up kid?"
Jake looked at him confused. "Well, if I ask you a question, will you tell me the truth?"
"Of course."
"Okay." He nodded and coninued. "What are the birds and the bees?"
Gibbs said nothing and simply opened the door. He motioned for Jake to sit down and told him he would be right back. He then picked up his phone and dialed quickly. "Yeah, Abs, I need you at my place now…you're damn right it's an emergency…"