OK. So the final vote looks like this:

MayXDrew-9

HarleyXSolidad-6

PaulXDawn-9

DamionXSteph-6

AshXMisty-3

Now… here come the other votes…

StephXPaul- 1

StephXBrock-3

DamionXSolidad-1

DawnXKenny-1

DawnXBrendan-1

So… I might include some… what did you call it? Daisyshipping?

Steph: Roseshipping!

Whatever. It's some sort of flower. And… since some people were set against Ikarishipping… I'll include some Berry/Penguinshipping. But Damion and Solidad… I'm not so sure of…

Steph: Don't! She's like… my 5th favorite character!

So… yeah! DamionXSolidad is in here too.

Steph: Damion!

Look… I get stuck with you! I think I'm entitled to have Solidad.

Steph: I didn't want you either! I would rather have… Harley!

Ouch. That hurt. I don't own Pokemon.


Chapter 1
Girls Are Complicated

Four guys sat around a table in a café. Well… I think its 4 guys… the tallest one was a little too… feminine.

"I'm bored," Paul said.

"Whose idea was it to meet them at the mall?" Damion asked.

Harley coughed uncomfortably.

"Well… I forgot Dawn liked to shop! I knew May did… but I thought Solidad had it under control! It's not my fault Hun!" Harley defended.

"OK… so that's Dawn, May and Solidad. Who's that other one?" Drew asked.

"Steph," Paul said.

The others stared at him.

"What? Harley spent about an hour talking to them last night on the phone," Paul said.

The clock struck 2. The guys groaned.

"Their 2 hours late!" Damion pointed out.

"Why are we still here?" Drew asked.

Just then, Ash appeared with his friend Brock.

"Hey guys! What's up?"

"We've been stood up," Paul said.

"Oh… by Dawn? Because her and her friends are having a battle outside," Ash said.

"WHAT?" they all cried simultaneously.

They rushed outside followed by Brock and Ash. At the entrance, they found the girls being mobbed by a group of thugs. A big group.

"Damn it! How long has this been going on for?" Drew asked.

"About 2 hours," Brock said.

Damion glared.

"Why didn't you do something?"

"We tried! But they said not to get involved!" Ash said.

Drew stepped forward. Paul held him back.

"We have to help!" Drew pointed out.

"We need to assess the situation. Maybe it's an important battle," Paul said.

Drew sighed. This wasn't going to end well. He just knew it.


"Damn it! We're 2 hours late now!" Solidad growled.

"Kinda not our fault Solidad," Steph pointed.

They were surrounded by a group of rabid, angry… fan girls.

"What gives you the right to meet our future husbands?" snarled a girl with Duskull.

"They called us last night!" Dawn pointed out.

Each of the 4 girls was taking on a fan club. Solidad was against Damion's, May was against Harley's, Dawn was against Drew's and Steph was against Paul's.

They had been fighting for 2 hours straight. Blaziken (May's), Gardevoire (Dawn's), Lapras (Solidad) and Blissey (Steph's) were exhausted.

"Look… we need to do some shopping. Can we please just go?" May asked hopefully.

"No," growled the fan club girl.

Just then…

"Excuse me ladies," said a voice.

Al the girls turned to face the voice. Four guys stood there. A tall guy with chocolate hair, who Solidad knew was Brock, a guy with black hair and a white hat (Brendan), a guy with oak hair (Kenny) and a guy with black hair and a red hat (Ash).

"What's all this about?" Kenny asked.

"These girls think they can meet our beloved Drew/Damion/Paul/Harley!!" cried the fan clubs.

"They left," Brock said simply.

Solidad groaned.

"Damn it!" she growled.

The fan clubs smirked and dispersed. May sighed.

"I can't believe we missed them!" May said.

"Oh… you didn't," Brendan said.

"What did you say… random dude?" Dawn asked.

"They're waiting over there. They've been waiting for hours Dee-Dee," Kenny said.

The girls looked over, and sure enough, there was Drew and the others.

"Cool. Thanks for the help by the way…" Steph said her cheeks streaked with pink.

"No problem. See you," Brock said.

The guys walked towards them as the others left.

"You guys OK?" Damion asked.

"Yes, no thanks to you! Why the hell do you have fans anyway?" Steph snapped.

"Because I'm great."

"So… hi. It's possible we might be a bit late…" Solidad said.

"Oh really? We didn't notice Hun," Harley said, attempting to sound cool.

Solidad growled and stepped on his foot as she walked by.

"Owwww!" Harley complained.

That's that then. Girls are complicated.


I'm done.

Steph: Hmmm… a bit OCC Damie-Kins

Moving on.

Steph: What? I get to name you if I'm stuck with you!

No you don't. Anyway… this was just an update. Not really relevant at all. Oh! And I know Brock would've proposed or something… but Steph would've said yes.

Steph: I hate you! And what was with the berries?

Oh. That profile thing? Well… some berries enhance smart and cute and stuff. I'd thought I'd use them.

Steph: So… what are Chesto Berries?

Look it up. Review please.