Okay. I know this was just supposed to be a parody of the opening pokemon theme, but then I remembered that I also wrote a team rocket parody for Avatar and decided to post it.
Team Avatar (A Team Rocket Parody)
"Sokkachu, I choose you!"
"Sokka, Sokka! Sokka-CHUUUUU!!"
Katara: "Prepare for war!"
Aang: "Multiply it by four!"
Katara: "To protect the world from incineration!"
Aang: "To finally stop the fire nation!"
Katara: "To create drama over family and love!"
Aang: "To air-bend our way to the sky above!"
Katara: "Katara"
Aang: "Aang"
Katara: "Team Avatar fly off on Appa's back!"
Aang: "Don't you dare stare at my girlfriend's rack!"
Toff: "Toff! No tact!"
