It's another update from little moi. I'm planning on finishing this fic either tomorrow or friday so keep your fingers crossed. And since my Disclaimer is in Florida, Silver offered to do it this time.

Silver: When did I offer that?

Me: Don't make me type Yellow in here

Silver (panicking): Cem doesn't own the manga, she owns half of Hotel Evil, who I blame for this fic, and this plot is hers. And I was never here so if Yellow asks I'm moved to Pluto...which according to Cem's teacher is in fact a planet.

PS: I gave Belitz a major role in this story (mainly being the Pokedex holder to stay calm) because well I kinda feel sorry for her. Those geniuses (no sarcasm) named her Platina/Platinum! (Though its not official yet) If you had that name, wouldn't you want some pity?

Silver had reached Sunnyshore city and was thanking Arceus for every second Yellow was away. He didn't know (or really care) where Yellow was, but she wasn't there and that was good enough for him. Maybe he could start anew here. Perhaps he should have followed Blue to the witness protection program.

"Okay," he said taking out his pokegear, "According to this thing, that rich girl lives in Sandgem town and those comedians live in Twinleaf which is..." he groaned at the sight of the map, "On the other side of Sinnoh. This calls for Plan B." He started dialing Blue's number. Actually he just pressed one button. He had put Blue on every speed-dial setting in the thing.

"Hello?" Blue's face appeared on the screen, "Silver your still alive. Yay!"

"Listen Blue," he said shakily, "Can I borrow your Abra?" She looked confused but nodded.

"Are you near a pokemon center?" she asked, "If you don't mind I'd like to borrow Kingdra again."

Silver nodded. Blue and Kingdra were good friends. "I'm in Sunnyshore right now give me a minute."

Blue nodded. "BTW according to the tracker Yellow is currently headed your way. Silver paled. "Don't worry," Blue laughed, "She's held up in Pallet. She needs to get Pika from Red before she can do any sea travel. Oh and Silver?" Silver turned to stone. He knew that tone. (Hey it rhymed XD)

"Why is my boyfriend in a coma?" she asked. "Gotta go," Silver said and hung up. He couldn't believe he hung up on Blue, but if he told her why Red was in a coma, she track him down and feed him to Yellow...if she was in a good mood that is. Silver may be complaining about Yellow now, but Blue in a bad mood is 10 times worse. Fortunatly he never was the victim in that situation. (Maybe that should be a sequel)

After Silver obtained Blue's Abra, he teleported to Sandgem town or more specifically The Lady's mansion. Lady Berlitz was calm and collected (sweatdrop). If anyone could help Silver it was her. (Well he does need help). Berlitz's butler greeted SIlver and took him to a dressing room. He could never allow a "ruffian" like that to interact with the Lady. Silver almost chocked when he saw the outfit he was to wear. It bore a strong resemblence to the outfit SHE made him wear. (Relax SHE is not Yellow.)

Reluctantly she put the hideous cape and belt over his clothes and went to join Berlitz in the library. It never ceased to amaze the victim how grand one room could be. Silver was positive that the library alone was bigger than the ice mansion where he grew up. He met up with the lady in the middle of the room . She was sitting on a large velvet chair sipping tea. 'What is with all rich girls and tea?' he thought. (AN: SIlver if you ever think that again I will teleport Yellow there. Tea is good for the sole)

"Ah Silver long time no see," Berlitz said and notioned for him to sit down. "Hi Berlitz," Silver said quickly, "Listen I need a favor."

"I am not a charity Silver," she said sharply, "I will not lend you money again. You still havent paid me back for last time." Silver sweatdropped. Leave it to Berlitz to discuss an old debt at a time like this. And he did pay back half already. How could she think about money when there was a crazy assassin out to get him. Oh wait that's why he was here.

"I'll pay you soon," Silver said, "Listen I have a problem and need advice." Before he could begin Berlitz held up three fingers.

"3000 poke for my services," she said. Silver's mouth dropped open. "I'll put it on your tab if you can't pay now," she said.

"Fine," Silver groaned. 'It's not like I'll be able to pay her back if no one helps me,' he thought. He quickly explained his problem this time telling every detail. There was no use lying to Berlitz. She knew all anyway. And he may as well get his money's worth. The Lady listened to every word carefully while stirring her tea.

"I see," she said, "Well then there is only one thing to do. Ask Yellow out. You'd be surprised what that would do." Silver's mouth fell open.

"Can't you actually help me?" he begged and tried to hug her. She slapped him cooly. "No touching," she hissed. "And I did help you. Whether or not you listen is up to you." She then held out a professional looking note and a pen. "Sign here please."

Silver signed the paper carelessly. He didn't want Berlitz to know he had reading troubles so he didn't bother reading it. "What is it?" he asked. "A restraining order. You are no longer allowed to be within 3 miles of me or my estate. Send all payments by mail and please leave." She explained putting it away. Silver resisted the urge to strangle the Lady now.

"I'm sorry Silver but I don't want any trouble from Yellow's wrath," she said following him out. "And if you are nearby, you could attract trouble. When this blows over I'll consider lifting it. Oh and I'd like the clothes back." Silver ripped off the cape and belt and tossed them on the floor. He was furious at Berlitz for doing this to him.

"Oh and Diamond and Pearl are currently in Hearthome city if you need them," she said ignoring the clothes, "Goodbye SIlver." He didn't bother saying goodbye to Berlitz. He wasn't sending her anymore payments either. That 400,000,000,000 (now 400,000,003,000) poke debt could rot in hell. (Guess how long it took him to pay off half!)(I wonder what he needed that much for anyway)

Fortunatly, Berlitz did tell him where he could find Dia and Pearl.But when he teleported to Hearthome, Silver ended having to wait for them to finish their Manzai show. And since I'm no good at writing Manzai lets go look at Yellow...

Yellow had just set foot in Sandgem town to find Silver. Yes she was still VERY mad at him and wanted to kill him. "Milady," an army man said, "We've spotted the angry girl." he was speaking through a walky talky. All around him were army men with rifles pointed at Yellow, though in her blind rage she didn't notice them. "Shall we shoot?" he asked.

"ABSOLUTELY NOT!" Berlitz said from the other side, "Under no circumstance is any bullet touching her. We're just taking necessary precautions. If she gets too close reveal his location. Protect this estate or else!" Does anyone else think Berlitz is overreacting just a little?

Yellow, still not noticing the scary guns, came closer to the mansion. The army men started panicking. They couldn't shoot her so they were scared. (Big strong army men are afraid of a little girl. How sad)

"Lady Berlitz," Yellow yelled, "I know you know where he is. Tell me or say good bye to your mansion."

"Don't worry Milady she's bluffing," the army man with the walky talky said unconvinced. "No," Berliz replied, "You've seen the news. You heard the story from Silver. We have to tell her."

"Yellow of the Viridian Forest," Army Man said, "If we tell you the location of the boy, will you leave in peace?" Yellow nodded.

"WHERE IS HE?" she demanded. The Army Man gulped.

"Hearthome!" the man shouted, "Now please leave."

"If You lie, You die," Yellow hissed and turned away. Now it was time to go to Hearthome City to pursue him. Silver had to die. He was so mean to her.The rumors about his heart being made of ice (Green started them) were true apparently. Yellow didn't want to believe them, but after his cold words at Cinnabar Crater they had to be true. Now he had to die!

"Freesk," she said releasing her Butterfree and strapping on, "To Hearthome." (FYI: I'm using Coronis-sama's fan names when referring to her pokemon so yes the Butterfree is named Freesk. I really hate how Chuang Yi used her Viz names for the Yellow chapter but then switched to Coronis-sama's for the FRLG)

"Milady have we done the right thing?" Army Man asked nervously, "I know this isn't my place to say so, but you shouldn't betray a client's trust."

"You're right," Berlitz answered, "It is not you place to say so. But Silver has to learn his lesson and if this is the only way. So be it." She them pressed annother button. "Sebastion (the butler) please contact the pokedex holders of Johto and Hoenn and explain the situation to them. However do not contact the swine or the rude one." (Guess who she's referring to)

"Yes milady," came the staticy reply. Berlitz looked out the window over to Hearthome's direction. She felt no pity towards Silver but was worried about her ex-bodyguards. They were right in the line of fire between Silver and Yellow.

Meanwhile in Hearthome city Diamond and Pearl had just finished their act. No, they were booed off the stage and thrown out of the theater. Yes, thats the better way to put it. For Silver, that was a good thing. He could finally ask for their help. Maybe luck was finally on his side...

Or maybe not.

"What do you mean you wont help me?" SIlver demanded. Dia and Pearl had listened to his explanation (the Kanto edition where he lies about what really happened) but were too busy focusing on fixing their act to really care.

"Look Silver," Pearl said, "I know people who have experienced trauma can sometimes have hallucinations. I'm positive your Evil Yellow is nothing more then a hallucination. Frankly I'm surprised you're still concious." (And I'm surprised he's not hearing this from Crystal)

"This isn't a hallucination," Silver yelled, "What about Cinnabar Island and Cerulean Cave?"

"Everyone was expecting the Cave to collapse for a long time," Pearl said impatiently, "You don't need to blame Yellow for that."

"And the news say that a volcano errupted on Cinnabar," Dia added stuffing something into his mouth. (I think its one those bread things that you get in restaurants) "Yellow too sweet and cute to do that."

Silver twitched. He should've known non-Kantoers wouldn't understand: THERE ARE NO FREAKIN VOLCANOES ON CINNABAR ISLAND! (Silver's thoughts here)

"Now could you please go see a doctor," Pearl said rudely (I wonder if he talks like that with Berlitz), "Diamond and I have to work on our act." Silver's last strand of sanity exploded.

"I can't believe I'm saying this," he growled, "But I wish Yellow would show up here just so you would listen to me!" No sooner had he said that...she appeared.

"DIE!" came a voice from the sky. Silver cringed and looked over at Yellow who had landed.'Note to self,' Silver thought nervously, 'Be VERY careful with wishes.' Diamond and Pearl who were laughing just moments ago had suddenly hid behind Silver.

"Oh now you listen," he hissed at Pearl. But now he was face to face with a monster...again.

"Ask her out!" Berlitz's voice yelled in his head.

"NEVER!" Silver yelled (at no one really) and started running for his life again. Yellow followed him completely ignoring Diamond and Pearl. They were not targets. Pearl blinked at Silver in confusin and annoyance as he ran off.

"Crazy Yellow or not he should still see a doctor," Pearl said to himself. Dia was still munching on bread. According to Pearl, normal people did not shout "NEVER" to no one for no reason.

Silver kept on running from Yellow. "Look Yellow we both know you don't want to do this," he said, "Why not call it a day. Go home. Torment Red, Kill Green, maybe Berlitz too. And Pearl if you'd like. But PLEASE DONT HURT ME I'M BEGGING YOU!" (How sad -.-")

"No," Yellow yelled, "you're mean. DIE! It is now my mission to rid the world of meanies like you." (Aww come one How is it possible that this cute little Yellow is evil)

"But that's more reason to kill Green, Pearl and the rich brat!" SIlver tried to reason, "They're mean too."

"They are not mean," Yellow hissed, "The Lady and Green were both kind enough to tell me your location." Silver cursed at Berlitz under his breath. So that was how Yellow found him so fast.

"Berlitz you two-faced traitor," he muttered, "At this rate I'll need a monster to take down a monster." Silver suddenly stopped running.

"That's it," he yelled, "I know the perfect person to ask for help! Abra go." The psychic pokemon came out. "Take me to Littleroot." The pokemon nodded and in a flash SIlver was gone. Yellow looked at him disgusted as he left. "You can run all you want," she said, "But you'll never OUTRUN ME!"

To be continued...

Woah that a lot of typing. I have a little game for everyone. There are two new shipping me and my friend made up: Paupershipping (or Debtshipping) and Abuseshipping. For those of you who have also read Hotel Evil by me and Swifty, try and guess what these ships are. They will be used in Hotel Evil (Along with a personal fave Sign-this-pleaseshipping)

Oh and for those of you who noticed, Berlitz is getting a little more attention then the others. And according to Swifty, the whole money for services thing was subconciously copied from "Gakuen Alice" even though I really don't know the show. Berlitz's spirit will make more appearences in future chapters, and if anyone wants anything in a future chapter as well (like a calamity by Yellow, a plot by Silver etc..) let me know. I'll see what I can do.

Oh here's a link to Hotel Evil if anyone wants: http: /www. fanfiction. net/s/4296215/1/Hotel Evil (No spaces though of course)

R and R if you want a quick update people

Oh and Preview: SIlver goes to Hoenn to fight fire with fire. Will Yellow finally be stopped or will Silver fall to his doom? Find out next time.