Hi everyone I'm back again. Thank you all for the reviews. I hope this chappie wont disappoint.

ON WITH THE FIC...

Silver arrived in Hoenn with a thud. Apparently traveling between regions isn't the smatest thing to do with Teleport. (Considering you could never do that in the games). Instead of arriving in Littleroot town, home of the craziest monster in the world, Silver ended up in Lilycove, one of the farthest cities from there. And it didn't help him to land in a tree...30 feet from the ground.

"Eep," Silver whined hugging the branch. "I don't like heights." This was just another one of Silver's (many) dislikes. It was one thing to be scaling mountains (over 100 feet high) to avoid Yellow (deleted scene ) but it was another to be stuck on a tree (only 30 feet high). The difference was...he wasn't avoiding Yellow at the moment. He had thought of a way to get rid of her once and for all. Now he just had to get to it.

"Hey," a voice said, "Are you stuck up there?" Silver forced himself to look down at the speaker. 'That voice...' he thoguht, 'It can't be!'

"Emerald," he cheered, "What are you doing here?" Silver was happy to see him. Considering, he didn't even know where Littleroot was. Silver had never actually been to Hoenn before. (He went to Sinnoh to get money from Berlitz prior to all this) And as Jerky as Emerald was, he needed help...and lots of it.

"Oh it's you," Emerald said annoyed now. Before he didn't know who was in the tree. But now he did, and it wasn't exactly his favorite person (Silver has a lot of enemies "--). "Why are you hugging a tree?"

"Because I'm stuck!" Silver yelled down, "Help me please!" Emerald cocked his head and looked at Silver confused.

"Don't you have a Murkrow on you to help you down?" Emerald asked. Silver sweatdropped. 'Oh right!' While running from Yellow, he must have lost a few (dozen) brain cells. Silver quickly released the black bird and flew down to the ground. Emerald sighed. "Why were you in a tree anyway?"

Silver quickly explained his story (the lie-ish one). Only he didn't get to finish this time. Emerald had fallen asleep. "EMERALD!" Silver yelled, "WERENT YOU LISTENING?" The short boy woke up with a yawn.

"Yeah Yeah Yeah," he said, "It sounds like you have a problem." Silver twitched in annoyance. "Yes I have a problem," he half-growled, "Help me with it." Emerald shook his head.

"If I help you, that'll mean I have to get involved and Yellow will have a problem with me." Emerald explained, "I hate perky cheery people as much as you do, so if you're afraid of Yellow now, I don't want to get involved," he turned to leave, "Tough Luck."

'Now I know why Berlitz calls him rude one,' Silver thought. Images of Yellow strangling Emerald entered his mind. Silver shook his head to clear those images. He wouldn't wish that on anybody...except maybe Gold the Perverted Molester. All those times he (sensored out events)...if (and only if) he would go to Gold for help, then he would wait for Yellow to appear for his sweet revenged. Revenge is a dish best served cold...and with Yellow's help, it'd be icy.

Silver entered the pokemon center bitterly. He needed to recharge Abra for future teleports, and get a map of Hoenn already. And as usual, nothing was going his way. "What do you mean it'll take an hour?" he yelled at the Nurse Joy, "My pokemon are all fine. They just need a simple recharge." The nurse shook her head.

"The machines are down right now so I have to heal everyone by hand," she said, "There is a contest starting soon if you want to watch. Once it ends I'm sure I'll be done with your pokemon." Silver muttered something under his breath (If I went to find out what it was the rating of this fic would have to go up) and left reluctantly.

Contest Hall...

Since there were no gyms in Lilycove (and since he doesn't even have his pokemon), Silver followed the Nurse Joy's advice and went to the contest hall.

Now he knew what IT meant, when IT said contests are boring. All they were doing was sending out their groomed pokemon and making them show off. Where's the skill (or fun) in that? If it wasn't for the final contestant, Silver would have fallen asleep, then Yellow would arrive and kill him befor he knew what hit him. So he had to thank this guy.

It was Ruby. After saying one of his little speeches, he sent out his Delcatty, Coco. The purple Prim pokemon Was wearing a royal cape like a queen. The judges awarded Ruby with the Normal Cute Ribbon a few miserable moments later. Silver rolled his eyes. These contests were a joke. But he had to talk to Ruby first. But Ruby was not one to just talk to anyone, even a fellow pokedex holder. No Silver would need some super clever plan to get Ruby to talk to him.

A smile formed on Silver's lips for the first time that day. He knew just what to do.

Later...

As Ruby exited the contest hall praising the Delcatty inside her pokeball, a net suddenly fell on him. It took him almost three minutes to figure out what was going on. "OH NO!" he yelled, "A CELEBRITY KIDNAPPING! Someone please help me." Silver jumped down from the little tree, he was on.

"Okay mission accomplished," he said and faced the whimpering Ruby who was crying (yes crying) about celebrities who get kidnapped and never seen again. SIlver sweatdropped. Maybe consulting Ruby wasn't such a smart idea. He overreacted at everything...and he was almost as dense as Gold.

"Ruby," Silver snapped and snapped his fingers in front of Ruby's face, "Listen. I need your help." There was no need to explain what happened next. Basically Ruby say Silver, his eyes beamed, and he started calling the poor victim his hero and savior and things along those lines, making SIlver REALLY regret his actions. Ruby had no idea who kidnapped him. All he knew was that "his wonderful Silver was here to save him from the evil clutches of his kidnappers."

(Dear Readers: This is as close to a Yaoi/Yuri moment, you will ever read in my fics. But then again it's not a real Yaoi moment. It's just Ruby being...well, Ruby.)

"You idiot," Silver hissed, "I need your help. And listen carefully, I'm not gay, and you have a girlfriend. A very creepy one but it still counts. I need your help."

"Is this about Yellow," Ruby asked curiously. "And Sapphire is not my girlfriend for the 1000th time."

"Actually yes," Silver said confused ignoring the girlfriend comment, "How'd you know?"

"(Truck passes by) told me," Ruby said, "She said you made Yellow very mad and now she's out to get you."

'Stupid Berlitz,' Silver thought twitching, 'Always getting in my way. And its all because I owe her a few lousy poke.'

"Okay so that saves me an explanation," Silver said crossing his arms, "Let's cut to the chase. HELP ME!" Silver didn't want to hug Ruby because of that moment a while ago. Ruby shook his head. Silver glared at him. "Why not?" he demanded.

"If I try to help you, I might get dirty," Ruby explained, "Ask that barbarian to help you. She lives for dirt." Silver suddenly grabbed Ruby's red shirt and pulled him in. (Note: Ruby's still in the net)

"Listen you sissy," Silver hissed, "I have been Drowned, attacked, barracaded, abused, betrayed, yelled at, ignored, humiliated, and bored today. Help me or once Yellow gets here, I'll dress you up like me and set her loose on you. Is. That. What. You. Want?" Ruby shook his head.

"Silver," he said, "Can you let go of my shirt. You're crumpling it." Silver's eye started twitching violently. Then Ruby said, "Hiya Yellow." Silver felt a shadow crawl over him sending a chill down his spine. He forced himself to turn around only to come face to face with Yellow.

"Ask her out," Berlitz's voice said again. Silver dropped Ruby and yelled out, "I RATHER DIE!"

Ruby and Yellow looked confused. "I don't know why, but happy to oblige," Yellow told him holding out a pokeball. Silver mentally smacked himself. He really needed to stop talking like that in front of Yellow, of all people.

"Do you plan on running for the rest of your life?" Berlitz's voice asked him.

"Um..." Silver pretended to ponder for the answer, "Yeah." With that he ran off to the pokemon center. Yellow rushed off after him. Ruby was left alone in the net.

"Um, Hello," he yelled, "Can someone get me out. I'm still a kidnapped celebrity." Then he noticed a itsy bitsy spider on the net (a microscopic one). "HELP ME!" he yelled, "CURSE YOU CELEBRITY KIDNAPPER!!"

Meanwhile in Sinnoh, Berlitz sipped her tea. She glanced at her watch. "Any moment now..." she said, "I guess it's time I taught the Hoenn professor about "Law Suits." He'll need it." She stood up and went to her jeweled phone. It was then that she caught sight of the news. "Lilycove destroyed," she muttered and listened closely. Apparently the only damages were (other than a destroyed city I mean) was a crying, yet unscratched, boy in a red shirt and white hat, who was sitting in a net with a spider no one else even saw.

Berlitz sweatdropped. "At least everyone with half a brain was saved." she said cooly, "I wonder why idiots are the only indestructable ones."

You know Ms. Berlitz...that's actually a very good question. (Wouldn't you agree?)

Now, Back to the outskirts of what was once Lilycove...

Silver was panting heavily. "Yellow must be stopped," he rasped. Silver had barely made it out of the city before it blew up. Good thing everyone was safely evacuated in time. He looked at his pokeballs. "Abra," he said weakly releasing the psychic, "Please take me to Littleroot now." He quickly opened the map. "It's here." He pointed to a little red spot.

The Abra nodded. In a flash Silver, found himself in front of Sapphire Birch's house. "Finally," he said suddenly rejuvenated. "Now Yellow will be stopped."

"Sapphire open up," Silver yelled banging her door. Professor Birch came out holding a phone. "My daughter in the nearby woods. I'm on the phone with the Lady of Sinnoh now." he said and shut the door. One of the things Berlitz told the Professor was to tell Silver, Sapphire's location and then slam the door in his face. But not before telling Silver who he was talking too.

Berlitz found great pleasure in tormenting those poorer than her (basically everybody). Silver was her favorite victim. He practically had Berlitzphobia after all she's done to him. Berlitz had no problem admitting that she did not like Silver and would secretly throw a party if Yellow won this battle. Besides her mansion was safe. If Yellow had to destroy everything else in the process...it was really a small price to pay.

Silver had almost no trouble finding Sapphire. But he did have a lot of trouble catching her. "If you want my help," Sapphire said, "You have to catch me first." Silver groaned.

"Oh come on you little barbarian," Silver yelled, "You know the situation. I'm paying you to beat up Yellow for me. She destroyed 3 places already. Do you want the world to end?" Sapphire hung upside down from a tree. Her leaf skirt was upside down too so Silver had to turn away. (Don't worry she has underwear underneath. It's basically her original cloths. I think you could see a picture of her original Leaf outfit on photobucket if you type in omni89 and look up volume 15)

"How much we talkin?" she asked trying to sound uninterested. Silver told her. Sapphire's eyes lit up. She jumped in front of him.

"We have a deal," she said and shook his hand. Silver smiled nervously. 'What's with girls and money," he thought, 'I'm gonna need to talk to Berlitz again.'

"So all I have to do is beat up Yellow, she calms down, you live and then you give me the money?" Sapphire asked. Silver nodded.

"Yes but you ain't getting a dime if Yellow kills you." he said strictly, "No money for no work." Sapphire nodded and began changing into the blue version of her Emerald outfit (the game not the boy). Silver had to turn away once more to avoid seeing anything. Couldn't Sapphire have a little more decency and change behind a tree or something. Or at least warn him before stripping off her leaves.

"Don't worry," Sapphire said pulling her shirt on, "It's Yellow. How bad could it be?"

'I am not even gonna answer that,' Silver thought looking around for running animals and pandomonium in the forest. A few minutes later it happened. "Guess she survived Lilycove," Silver said. Sapphire had gotten down into an animalistic position. Her blue eyes were glowing. Then Yellow arrived...

exactly 2 minutes and 3 seconds later...

"Hang on Sapphire," her father said as she lay unconcious in a hospital bed. Silver was looking at her limp form nervously. He couldn't believe how quickly Yellow beat her. When Sapphire wakes up, she'll want to kill Silver. Or her pride might be hurt. Either works. At least the second option would ensure his survival.

Oh and Where's Yellow you ask? After nearly killing Sapphire Yellow told Silver he should get her to a hospital and she'd kill him in exactly one hour. And SIlver's treasuring the minutes.

Just then Professor Birch handed him a paper. "What's this?" Silver asked coldly.

"A law suit," Birch said cheerfully, "Ms. Berlitz said that if Yellow hurts Sapphire I should sue you. Isn't it cool." Silver twitched.

'Damn you Berlitz,' he cursed.

Just then a doctor entered the room. "Mr. Birch," he said, "I have good news. You're daughter will be fine. And using new technology, we're gonna erase her memory of this incident so she doesn't feel trauma." Silver perked up at this.

"I have a question," he said, "If I survive this, can I come back here and erase my memory of this?" The doctor shook his head.

"Sorry The Lady of Sinnoh called and told every doctor, and medical related person that she'll pay us a fortune not to give a memory wipe to you. Tough Luck." the doctor explained.

Silver exited the hospital with only one thought on his mind. 'I'm gonna kill that woman.'

To be continued...

Tada. It's done. I just had to have Berlitz torture Silver like this. Oh and Blue's wrath sequel is now definite. But don't even ask about it until I'm done with this.

There will be a little ahem preview of it in Hotel Evil chapter 4. (To be posted in a few days time)

Oh and the part where Ruby says "(Truck passes by)..." that was to sensor Berlitz's unconfirmed name.

Oh and I will not be doing Blue's wrath alone. I will work on it with mayouh101. Yay!

Oh and the next chapter may or may not be the last. Depends on length. All I know is it'll be up this week.

Oh and I've got to stop saying "Oh and..."

Preview: Silver heads to good old Johto for some help from Crystal (not Gold). But his hour is now up which means Yellow's back. And expect some more abuse from Berlitz.