Chapter 3:The talk
L stood before a classroom filled with children,in the front sat the five familair six year olds,Mike,Olivia,Matt,Mello,and Near.
He didn't want to do this at all,it was just a bit too much,giving the talk to kids who were his future heirs,it kinda sucked.
"I am here to give you the talk."He said in monotone,calming himself slightly,he was barely 18,he shouldn't have to worry about these kinds of things,"Which would you like me to cover first,Female with a male or male with a male."Various responses rang out,loudest of them was male with a male.
"In male with a male,a boy will stick his member into another boys behind at a place called the prostate."Olivia raised her hand,"Yes Olivia?"
"Don't you mean he would stick his dick in another dude's ass?"
"Yes.Let's move on.In female with a male,a male will,as Olivia put it,stick their 'dick' into her vagina."The kids nodded,"Well I think I'm good.I'll be going now,if you practice male with a female please use protection,Roger will have condom's available in his office.Feel free to experiment."L felt so wrong telling that to a bunch of kids yet to turn 12.When he left Oliva thought for awhile before grabbing Mike.
"Hey!Olivia!What are you doing!"
"I want to experiment,we're going to Roger's office."Mike sighed dejectably,he should've realized Olivia would want to try something.
Mello leaned back in his chair eating chocolate and wondering,he thought when he was bored,and he was very bored,suddenly he stood,"I'm going to get some more chocolate,feel free to find me if you need me."Matt and Near nodded.
"Near...do ya think Mel's upset that we took advantage of him?"Near looked thoughtful for awhile.
"He might be,I think he will wish to pretend it didn't happen,if so I think the best option is to go along with this and forget about it."Matt nodded.
"We'll probally forget though."
"Its better that way,it will make it easier to move on,we can't continue to obsess over something that will most likely never happen again."Matt nodded once again.
"I guess things will go back to normal then."
"Yes,but I like it better when Mello's mean...I think its his way of showing how much he cares."Matt nodded,Mello played violent games with him,he played violent words with Near,it was the same diffrence.
"Want to go play Super Mario before go back to normal?"Near stood.
"I think I'd like that."The two walked out of the classroom,ready to celebrate the death of a short-lived friendship.