Chapter 5:Video blues

Olivia smirked,her files on her old friends from Whammy's/her current stalkees,had just updated,they did so every 4 years.

Near:Leader of the SPK

Mello:Godfather of the mafia;Los Angelos divison

Matt:Street urchin/Mello's helper

She grinned,they had no idea about so long ago,wouldn't it be funny to show them that video?She grinned as the idea began to form,"Mike!"Her second on command at the French divison of detectives,currently working in secret on the Kira case.

"Yes Olivia!"He called running in,his messy hair turned windblown,his shirt missing,Olivia's eyes glazed over slightly,he was much hotter then when he was 6,she quickly snapped herself out of her daze.

"Mike,get the shota bros and set up a meeting with a few cameras,make sure that you have a room with a TV and VCR,along with that old shota movie."Mike nodded and made to do so when Olivia spoke up,"And Mike?"

"Yes?"

"Be in my room at six,bring some champagne."Grinning ear to ear Mike ran out.Away from Olivia he was a completely diffrent person,he growled at the cowering employees.

"You,get me champagne!"He yelled at one,"You!Prepare a room with a VCR and the Shota bros tape!"He turned to his most trusted employee,"I want you to get the shota bros."With that Mike walked out angriliy,leaving MIkami grinning evilly,he loved the shota bros!

The plane ride went well and he easily captured Near,all he had to do was sneak in,throw in a bottle of knock out gas and run out with the boy under his arm,then tie him up in a fishnet and then buckle him in.Getting the two others were abit harder,half the mafia kept masks for emergencies,as such he'd had to set fire to the main building and capture the two when they ran out.He arrived happily.

"Boss,I got them!"Olivia stared at him in shock.

"I wasn't expecting you for...a week at least."Mikami shrugged,"Well then...um...put them in the room I guess."Mikami nodded and left,"Damn,I'll have to postpone that nice night with my smexy husband!"

Mello was the first to wake up,and of course he woke the others with his inane ranting,"Hello Matt."Near said,turning to the redhead.

"Hi Near."

"How are you?"

"Good,co-leader of the mafia."

"I am the leader of the SPK."

"Cool."

"What's Mello up to these days?"

"He's the freakin godfather!"

"Oh...well I guess that's kinda cool."

"Yeah."

"Hey Mello!"A voice rang in over a speaker,"Can you calm down please,its just me,Olivia."

"Oh...HI OLIVIA!"Mello yelled happily.

"Why is Mello acting spasmaticly happy?"Near whispered to Matt,who shrugged.

"Oh,an dI kinda snuck some happy juice into a month's supply of your chocolate,so yeah...that's the reason I'm not down there,I would send Mike,but he's too smexy."Mello burst out laughing,along with Matt,"He is!"Olivia growled.

"So why are we here?"Near questioned.

"Okay,who in that room thinks they are a virgin?"Near raised his hand,Matt raised his hand,Mello huffed and kept his arms crossed,"Mello?"

"I was 17 and he was drunk!It was totally not my fault!"He yelled.

"Its okay Mello...none of us blame you?"She said curiously,as Mello broke down.

"It just hurts so much!"He said.

"Oh,and I kinda slipped some hormones in them too."

"I wonder why Mello doesn't remember that he has a gun right next to his gun?"Matt muttered to Near.

"Booyah!I got smy gun-gun!Your going to dance all night Olivia!"

"Mello...I'm up here...in the back of a bullet proof peice of glass...but feel free to try."Mello growled and shoved his gun back in his pants.

"Meanie."He muttered.

"Good,now I am here to disprove Matt and Near and make Mello feel like even more of a piece of crap."

"HEY!"

"Shut up Mello,nobody cares when your high off hormones and happy pills."Mello pouted as she turned on the TV,"Now watch closely,warning,the following movie is likely to cause nosebleeds,boners,and other porn related paraphilia."The movie clicked on,and Mello would have been outraged,if not for the hormones and happy pills.An hour later Matt was drooling with a small nosebleed,while Near was having trouble believing it.

"Uhm...are you sure about this...cause I think I'm a uke."

"I thought you said you were a virgin?"

"I am...I don't count whores."

"Oooooh,you just insulted yourself dude!"Mello giggled.

"Somebody get him a coke,please?"Matt begged as he stopped Mello from tripping over the couch for the third time.

"Anyway...this video is completely 100 true,no possible chance of it being fake,just ask Mike or Roger,they both saw it."

"WHHHHHHaaaaaTTTTTT?"This time it was Mello who said it.